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The Old Girl Can Still Turn a Trick - Vote for Cloris the Skanky Ho!
Clorky Victory! Cloris in the Bottom 2, but still in it!
SWEET! Another VFTW victory! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas are still on Dancing with the Stars, despite being in the bottom 2. That means VFTW's votes saved them, because we are awesome. And the boring Rocco whatever and that other stupid one are gone. Yay! This makes 5 couples that Clorky has outlasted, including that loser Maksim that said that Clorky would be kicked out soon. Clorky isn't going anywhere, they will win, and we will carry them to that win. It's a glorious day and yet another VFTW victory. Thanks to everyone who voted. Now that the cannon fodder is gone, we'll need even more help next week to help Clorky advance once more.
Vote For Clorky At 1-800-868-3408 And Online
Like all smart, long-lasting VFTW picks, Cloris from Dancing With The Stars followed up last week's VFTW Hall Of Fame performance with a straight one (well, sort of straight). While the judges complimented her technique, Cloris still showed her VFTW love by alternately ignoring and talking back to them before calling them prejudiced, which they clearly are. But VFTW loves entertainers of all colours and races so for the sake of racial harmony, vote for Clorky At 1-800-868-3408 and online here. She's stuck with her score from last week from these racist judges so it's all up to votefortheworst.com.
Cloris Leachman is This Year's Rose Parade Grand Marshall
Cloris Leachman, who has been wowing everyone with her hilarious time on Dancing with the Stars, has just been named the Rose Parade's Grand Marshall for this year. She says she's happy to be leading a parade that's older than she is. Cloris, you loveable treasure, we hope your DWTS stint leads to even better things too. You've captured our hearts and deserve a nice big comeback!
Clorky EXTREMELY Safe! Massive VFTW Victory!
While Clorky may have gotten the lowest judges' score last night, and always will, VFTW's power was enough to pull off another miracle tonight as Clorky is SAFE! And we didn't even have to pull on our hair, or wigs, too long as Clorky was one of the first couples named SAFE! After pulling off her wig last night, what will Cloris pull off next week? Part of one tingles with VFTW excitement, while the other part's paralyzed by fear, but because of votefortheworst.com, we're going to find out!
Go Clorky!
Vote For Clorky at 800-868-3408...HOLY SHIT!
Clorky has just given one of the greatest VFTW performances EVER! Along with bringing all their VFTW zaniness back by smelling her partner's ass and using him as a walker, Cloris also brought the answer to the ponyhawk by ripping her wig off! She is a true VFTW Legend! We must vote for her like never before at 800-868-3408 and online right here.
Vote for L-Block Again in the Game FAQs Contest
Last year, we helped piss off tons of people by voting for an inanimate L-shaped block in a web contest on GameFAQs.com. This L-Block was crowned the best video game character ever, and we had tons of people coming by our site to yell at us for helping to ruin their contest. Well, L-Block is back, and the idiots are back again. So we must help L-Block win again. Go to GameFAQs.com and vote for L-Block as many times as you can. He will be in numerous brackets and we'll keep you updated on how he does. L-BLOCKOWNAGE!!!!
Cloris and Corky are SAFE into the top 10! VFTW VICTORY!
Clorky is safe. Our votes helped keep them safe on Dancing With the Stars and that's a gigantic VFTW victory! Woo hoo. Everyone do the safety dance!
Dancing With the Stars gave us a salsa dancing Clorky, so we must reward them with votes. Cloris called herself a skanky ho, but we call her perfection. Dial 1-800-VOTE4-08 and vote with as many fake accounts as you can create online here. Cloris got a 21, so we could eliminate one of the favorite couples if we vote enough, a true VFTW victory! Next week is old school hip-hop week. Did you hear that? Old school hip-hop week. Cloris and Corky must make it to that. It's our life's dream!