We don't know how accurate the information is, but since no one else on the internet has tried to spoil this season, we figured we'll go with what we're getting. A poster named TONCA has been spoiling some of the top 22, and we'll be updating our thread here with what we find. So far the names we're getting include Marshall Williams, Giovanni Vincelli, and Sophia Brownstein. There's even a wannabe Antonella: Parveen Chahal (pictured). We tend to believe this, as most of these contestants are gender ambiguous, and Canadian Idol is known for their love of the trannies. VFTW loves the trannies too. Yay! Also, lucky for us, it looks like Jessica Sheppard and her puking mom are back.
Can't live without humiliating fame whores over the summer? Then come join us for Canadian Idol 6 which starts on Tuesday, June 3. VoteForTheWorst.com has a long and colorful history on Canadian Idol, where we have met some of our favorite contestants (and tards) ever. CI is infinitely cooler (and suckier) than its American counterpart, and don't worry, non-Canadians...you'll be able to watch complete episodes almost immediately after they air. So join us as we find out if Jessica Sheppard's mom pukes again, Cher finally proves she can sing, Tranlon scares Canada into voting for her, and if we finally get to hear The Fetus (pictured) sing.
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Pictured above: Montana Martin Iles at this year's auditions for Canadian Idol. Great shirt, Montana! For those of you who have never seen Canadian Idol, Montana is probably the most talented and most awesome person to come out of the show, and of course, she's a Worster. Find out more about her here and see one of her awesome performances here. We never get anything that cool on American Idol!
Vote for the Worst alum Tyler Mullendore is about to take his show on the road, literally, with the Alive in Cape Breton tour this fall. The tour will see Tyler and his band the LA Speedway traveling through Cape Breton from October 27th to November 30th. So if you're up in the area, make sure to check Tyler out and give him some VFTW love. To find out more about the dates and locations, click on the awesome tour poster to the left. Because if you don't go, you won't be able to tell your friends that you've seen 'im, buddy.
Way before the current Jaydee craze, VFTW tried to help Tyler Mullendore become the next Canadian Idol this season. And although he went home on a sad, sad day, Tyler wants to let VFTW know that he's seen'er, buddy and appreciates our support. We appreciate Tyler too, so we sent him a t-shirt. Special thanks to Buzz McAdam for making this picture happen. Stay tuned to VFTW for all things Tyler Mullendore, because we expect great things from him. And click on the picture to the left for a larger version.
After losing the wonderful Maud, VFTW has decided to throw our support to rocker-dominatrix chick Naomi-Joy Blackhall. We're open to changing our vote on Tuesday if one of the other females gives an amazing VFTW performance, but we've selected Naomi if everyone stays at the same talent level. Naomi is everything VFTW could ask for and she'll pair up well with our stoned male pick, Tyler. Welcome to the fold, Naomi, enjoy your stay!
At least the American Idol producers never stooped this low. Sick of seeing contestants from Toronto eliminated in early rounds, Canadian Idol executive producer John Brunton released a bizzare statement in which he complains a lot that 3 Idol contestants from the Toronto area were eliminated this week, including Derek Hoffman (pictured). Brunton says, "no competitor from Toronto has made it to the Top 10 since Season One, four years ago, and that's pathetic." He then contradicts himself by saying this "isn't about regional voting," but "I hope everyone in [Toronto] does all that they can to support [the reamaining Toronto contestants] next week." So basically, Brunton wants Torontonians to vote for their own just because they live in the same town? Sounds exactly like regional voting to us, and it sounds incredibly idiotic. What's that a-boot?