Canadian Idol Updates

Mookie's Out, Mitch is Still In! Yay!



Mookie is out, and our VFTW pick Mitch is safe. VFTW Victory! Great job to everyone who voted for Mitch, as he was clearly way worse than the other 4. Mookie actually gave a good performance, but it couldn't save him from the power of VFTW. Now the sausage fest continues intil the top 4, as Theo, Drew, Earl, and of course Mitch, will all sing Anne Murray songs. This should be C L A S S I C.

Vote For MitchMunk MacDonald at 1-866-943-6504



Just in case there was any doubt, VFTW's favorite chipmunk Mitch MacDonald proved there's always a worst as he whined his way through The Beatles In My Life tonight like chipmunk with its nuts caught in a fan. Canadian Idol's ratings have gone up slightly and the crapfest may actually be saved, thanks to the legions of those converting to VFTW, so we have a chance to get Mitch through tonight, but only if we vote for the full two hours at 1-866-943-6504. Lord knows we'll be getting no help from his hometown of Cape Breton, where everyone passed out drunk even before the sun went down tonight.

Mitch is safe! And Amberly is out. This is awesome, Canada. Nice work getting rid of the most boring one. And it's now a sausage fest! Too bad Mark has to miss out on this, but Mitch's safety is all thanks to Nova Scotia and the Worsters. And we will celebrate Amberly's awesome elimination all night. Yay!

Vote for Mitch! 1-866-943-6503



Well, he's clearly in over his head. But we're Mitch's bitches, so we're voting non-stop. Everyone call 1-866-943-6503 as much as humanly possible tonight. The judges would shit themselves if our helium rocker makes it through, so let's make it happen. Vote!

We're sad to lose Mark Day, but he had an amazing 7 week run as the VFTW pick. Let's now help our new pick make it all the way to #1! Vote for the Worst encourages you to vote for Mitch Macdonald. Jake Gold said that the top 4 contestants should be Theo, Earl, Mookie, and Ameberly. Thus, we must vote for Mitch and mess that whole thing up. He sounds like he's on helium and looks more like a nerd than a rock star, but we love him anyway. Now Mitch, we really need you to embrace your VFTW-ness this week and just go out there and have fun. Some people were skeptical of our pick and we want to show them that you are awesome. So do something entertaining and catapault yourself into the VFTW stratosphere. We're behind you, Mitch, and we hope you can make it all the way. VFTW Victory! (Caricature coming soon)

Mark's Out! Canada, What the hell?



Well, it finally happened. Mark said, "Adieu." But hey, he lasted an amazing 7 weeks as the VFTW pick, making him the second longest running pick ever (behind only Jaydee Bixby). Who should we vote for next? Let us know your opinion here. We'll pick our new guy soon.

Vote For Mark Day At 1-866-943-6501 For Full 2 Hours



Mark did Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis tonight and someone is going to have to slap him with a giant cod as once again Mark didn't dance. Who has gotten to our Chubby Newfie Grape? Is John Brunton so paranoid of VFTW that he has threatened Mark with horrible things should he dance? Stop being morons, CTV...you've already lost all of Canada; you don't need to lose VFTW too. LET MARK DANCE!

While we may be disappointed once again, it's not like the other 6 pieces of white toast on this show have any of the glorious VFTW potential of Mark so keep voting for him at 1-866-943-6501 for the full 2 hours. Newfoundland's on holiday and passed out drunk on their lawns so it's all up to VFTW.

Bring Back Dancing Mark Day NOW!




CTV has done everything possible the past two weeks to dance-proof its show (and sabotage VFTW pick Mark Day) so just in case anyone has forgotten why VFTW and the rest of the World fell in love with Mark in the first place, here's an awesome video VFTW's purpledarklighter made with all of Mark's awesome Chubby Newfie Grapeness, shaking Cod Cheeks and, of course, his incredible dancing!

 

CTV's been holding Mark back the past two weeks but it's all going to backfire on them in one giant cod explosion Monday night. Check VFTW for updates after the show and vote for Mark for the full two hours, as the rest of Canada will be on holliday and passed out drunk on their lawns and it'll be all up to us!

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