American Idol Updates

Kris Allen Prank Calls a Vocal Coach

Posted by thefunnystone on October 27th, 2009 at 8:12 AM

Kris Allen does a prank call for a radio station where he calls a vocal coach and says he wants to sound like Adam Lambert. The vocal coach says that the whole Adam Lambert-Kris Allen thing isn't that good and says he prefers Clay Aiken. The call goes on for a good few minutes where the coach keeps saying that that Kris guy is "alright" and Kris humors him by saying "that Kris guy sucks." Kris is really showing a great sense of humor recently, we need more of this.


Kris Allen - Preview of Song "Can't Stay Away"

Posted by thefunnystone on October 25th, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Kris Allen performed at a Miami Dolphins tailgate party and debuted some of his new songs. The clip above is low quality, but you can get an idea of what his original song "Can't Stay Away" sounds like. It's not bad. Certainly 100 times better than "Live Like We're Dying", so Who might have a chance of having a career yet. We shall see. (Via TopIdol)


Clay Aiken Frau Car Found at Walmart

Posted by thefunnystone on October 25th, 2009 at 12:26 PM

PeopleofWalmart.com, a brilliant website that chronicles the trashiest customers that frequent WalMart, posted an update today with a Clay Aiken decked out car. Yes, this was posted today. So some frau out there is still so obsessed with Clay Aiken, she drives around in this car. Well, we think it's a woman's car at least...


Kellie Pickler is (Not) a Redhead

Posted by thefunnystone on October 25th, 2009 at 8:17 AM

After Katharine McPhee's disasterous blonde makeover and now Kellie's not so hot red hair, we have to ask ourselves, is 2009 Dye Your Hair an Unflattering Color Year? Ladies, stick with what works.

Edited To Add: Looks like this is just a photoshop job. Phew. Kellie thankfully isn't silly enough to dye her hair this awful color.


Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards

Posted by thefunnystone on October 23rd, 2009 at 7:50 PM

Looks like Adam is going to be performing at the American Music Awards this year. Hopefully the venue's security has extra Twizzlers on hand to herd the Sparkle Cows. (Via MJ's Big Blog)


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Posted by thefunnystone on October 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 PM

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Adam Lambert - Time for Miracles Video

Posted by thefunnystone on October 20th, 2009 at 5:26 PM


Time For Miracles


Adam Lambert | MySpace Music Videos

The soot all over his face suits him, since is covers up his nasty skin. If the world ends and everyone dies, can Adam go with them?


Details Magazine Posts Adam Lambert Story Online

Posted by thefunnystone on October 20th, 2009 at 7:50 AM

The story we'd already linked to last week from Details Magazine is now available online. It's even more pathetic than we imagined. The tagline to the article is "Why does every woman in America want to sleep with the American Idol?" Ladies, we'll let you respond to that one. Adam is still trying to pretend he likes to make out with women sometimes so that he can sell records to the Sparkle Cows. Dude, grow a backbone. He also mentions that he likes his men "smaller and younger." Direct quote. The funniest part of the article is the ad on the side where you can enter to win your very own photo shoot with Adam Lambert. The pictures resulting from a Sparkle Cow engulfing Adam should be a VFTW victory of massive proportions. Pun intended.