American Idol Updates
Sticking With Sundance: 1-866-IDOLS-10
Keith Olbermann and Are You the Worst Idol
Thanks to Clyde's All Purpose Center for linking us to the video of Keith Olbermann's show last night where Maria Milito mentions VFTW, and Keith says that we're underwritten by Fox. How did he know????? ;-)
Also, make sure you sign up for the second season of Are You the Worst Idol, our very own singing competition for bad singers that takes place at the same time as American Idol's top 12. The point of the contest is to be as bad as possible to get votes. Last year, the amazingly bad Silhouette won an iPod as her victory prize, and you might be next. Embrace your inner bad singer, belt out some awful songs, and sign up by Thursday!
Breaking News, VFTW Exclusive: Antonella Barba Sex Pictures Are NOT Her, Even Better Proof
Antonella Barba may have posed in front of the World War II memorial in revealing clothing, but it looks like the sex pictures AREN'T of her. An anonymous tip was given to VFTW that provided more pictures of the girl who looks like Antonella giving a blow job. You can click here to see the rest of the pictures at the Fuel Your Wank Gallery (yes that's what it's called WARNING: IT IS NOT AT ALL WORK/SCHOOL FRIENDLY, IT'S A PORN SITE) here. Below, you can also see tamer versions of the pictures. It's the same girl, doing the same thing, but it's obviously not Antonella in these pictures. Looks like we may help save our VFTW Princess after all! And whoever sent out those pictures may be in for a world of trouble.
Could the Antonella sex pictures be fake?
There's still no telling whether the pictures of someone who looks like Antonella performing oral sex are actually her or not. We've heard no official statement from Antonella or Idol, but American Idol CSI has submitted this photo that may show that the BJ pics are not of Antonella. We figured we'd post this one since we'd like to help her chances of staying on the show. Click on the pic for a bigger version.
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Newest, most SHOCKING Antonella Pictures - The TRUTH about Antonella Barba
Antonella Barba has had her fair share of embarrassment on the internet due to her graphic pictures that are circulating. Some speculate that these will lead to her ejection from American Idol. Thus, we decided to do our own research, and we came up with the most SHOCKING pictures of all that will expose the REAL Antonella. After seeing these, there is NO way that Idol will want to kick her out. Here it is, the Truth About Antonella Barba. Click "Read More" to see what we found!
Antonella Barba pics are going WAY too far - this time it's basically porn
VFTW VICTORIES!!!
Sundance and Antoiletta are safe! This is awesome. If you believe DialIdol, Sundance had the most votes for guys and Antonella was in 2nd for the females behind LaKisha. Thank you SO much to everyone who voted, but don't rest on your laurels. We must vote even harder next week because America will be that much more pissed off. So vote twice as hard for both next week, let's get them to the top 12! (Oh and if you're looking for the Antonella pictures, check out this post and this post.)
We'll stick with Sundance because he's what we know, and he still wasn't all that good (even if the judges loved it). We loved his falshitto shriek. Scott Savol even had good performances in between his clunkers. Also, Sundance will be hilarious to see during theme weeks like disco week. If he's not as bad next week, then we'll definitely switch, but let's keep Sundance in for now. We all know Antonella's our bread and butter right now anyway, she's the one we love to vote for, especially since she WASN'T KICKED OFF THE SHOW ;) Yay! Sanjaya may have been bad, but he was more boring than anything.
So dial 1-866-IDOLS-10. And dial it a lot. Yay!