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It's not worth watching. Let us summarize for you. Cash-ho has a stupid look on his face the entire time, he likes to take pictures, and some dude reading a newspaper gives him a dirty look for not bathing.

Atlantic Records will keep pushing back Jason Castro's album until it fades into oblivion and they don't have to release it. This is not shocking news whatsoever. But don't worry about Jason, the contract won't affect him. He has already used the paper to roll some joints and gotten his fans to send him some primo weed, so he's doing fine.

Double fail.

For some reason, Jason Castro wants to be the next Tiffany, so his label is sending him on a mall tour. That's not the sad part. The concerts are all free, so the greedy Cash-ho family won't even be making any money off of it. Beasty sad. Because we know no one is actually interested in attending even a free mall performance, above is a video of Jason playing a terrible song at the Gap so you know what you're not missing.

If you search for Jason Castro at the iTunes Store, you get 2 results from Jason himself, but you also get a 3rd result that is hilariously fitting. Try it for yourself!

Jason Castro, money grubbing American Idol 7 finalist, tells a TMZ reporter "I've never been stoned before in my life" in this video. Too bad we already have a picture that suggests otherwise. And we're sure there are 100 more out there. It's doubtful that anyone is dumb enough to think Jason doesn't smoke pot. The kid is probably single handedly keeping the market alive in his hometown.

Instead of begging for free laptops and trips or stealing money from teenagers, the greedy Castro family is now attempting to sell Jason's music to make some money. Sounds semi-legit, until you realize that it's just another ridiculously overpriced scam. Jason's new single Let's Just Fall In Love Again (which is crap) is being released, and lucky fans have the honor of purchasing it in a fan pack. One of the possible fan packs sells for only $399.99. That's right. Just under $400. But wait! You don't just get the song. You also get a one year pass to the Cash-Ho fan club, a 5 minute phone call, an outgoing voice message, an autographed poster, never before seen pictures, and some other crap that includes the song. One song. This family is ridiculous. Anyone who buys this crap to enable the Cash-Hos needs to be taken out back and shot. Besides, the fan pack's t-shirt size only goes up to XL, and we know the frauen won't fit into that.

Jason Cash-ho says in an interview at Billboard.com that he found a "home" at Atlantic Records. Oh, hell no. Beasty Cash-ho doesn't need any more money from her cash cow son. At least this gives us ample opportunity to chronicle plenty of failures as his album tanks and his family desperately tries to get free stuff out of it. Is there a family that's more money hungry than the Castros? Probably not. Rumor also has it at MJ's big Blog that Jason is working with Kara DildoGuardi on some songs. They should be doubly awful then.

ETA: Apparently the record deal is NOT confirmed, still a rumor. Our faith in humanity is restored.
ETA2: Dammit. It's confirmed. Why anyone would sign this idiot is beyond us.

Because American Idol wants to steal more money from kids, Fremantle has partnered with Upper Deck to put American Idol contestants on a new series of trading cards, available April 21. There are 138 cards in all. Cards will probably include a scratch and barf Constantine Maroulis, a much smaller than real life Jorbacca Sparks card (so the card wouldn't have to weigh 10,000 pounds), and a Jason Castro card that steals your money while you sleep. but we think the Paula abdul card (left) is a gross misrepresentation. Where's the slurring? Where's the vodka? Where's the ridiculous outfit? Worsters would obviously create a much better deck of cards, so post yours in the comments if you come up with anything better.

Notice how Jason Cash-Ho didn't sing on the show tonight, even though he was scheduled to? Well, it seems we found the answer. It's Beasty's fault! EPIC FAIL!

Basically one of the head fantards admitted it was Stage Mom’s fault on one of his sites. Stage Mom notified all the street team captains to get word out about his appearance on AI waaaay in advance. They did mass e-mails, etc. Then hours later Stage Mom notified them to STOP, saying the promotion hadn’t been cleared through AI and that according to AI his appearance wasn’t supposed to be “announced” publicly until Monday. Basically, Stage Mom breached the terms by starting an organized promotion days in advance of it being cleared by AI. Suddenly, Stoner J’s appearance is “cancelled” with no real reason being given by Camp Castro other than “time constraints”. And the Single release is scraped from ITunes, too. There has been no word from Stoner J about any of this because it was a collosial FAIL on his family’s part that caused it. He was dropped by his management team sothere are no professionals handling him. Just Stage Mom. He earned a reputation when he was on the show as being difficult (as Simon put it “too cool for school”, stubborn (as Andrew Lloyd Webber put it “He does his own thing and refuses to listen to anyone” and lazy (Ace Young said producers told him all Stoner J wanted was to go on the tour and that was all he cared about. Not his performances or winning just touring) and it seems those traits are costing him any chance of a career now. Noone wants to work with him and anyone who does quickly checks out.