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Kristy Lee Cook Shoots a Deer

thefunnystone — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:07:11 +0000

Kristy Lee Cook is now hosting a show for the Outdoor Channel, and in the show, she's shooting at white tail deer. Wasn't she an animal lover or something? Then again, she did "sell her horse" to get on Idol. But hey, Kristy's OK in our book, so good for her for getting some more work. (Via MJ's Big Blog)

Twitter Exists Only to Make VFTW Laugh

againstallodds — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:51:31 +0000

Honestly, what kind of self-absorbed morons actually use Twitter to update people on every little thing they do? We are convinced that Twitter only exists so that when we need a good laugh, we can log on and see just how idiotic some of the Idol contestants are. Case in point, it would be fun right now to find Danny Gokey doing something stupid that will inevitably lead to ruining his career, Jorbacca talking about how much she loves to stuff food in her face, and a contestant talking about VFTW:

DannyGokey: I overslept and missed 3 radio interviews....i feel so stupid.

TheRealJordin (Jordin Sparks): TOBLERONEEEEEE

Ramiele: @kristyleecook OMG you have a twitter! If it wasn't for you, I would be the one @Votefortheworst would have picked!

Ta da! Maybe Twitter isn't so useless after all. Of course, you can watch the VFTW Twitter where we send people stupid messages and generally mock other Twitter users as well.

ETA: Turns out the Ramiele twitter is fake. This is her real one. Would someone get her to explain what "pots n pans blitches fuck wid it" means? And why would someone waste time pretending to be Ramiele? This makes no sense.

2008 Whatevia Award Winners

thefunnystone — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:09:12 +0000

You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive

Kristy Lee Cook Dropped by Arista Nashville AGAIN

thefunnystone — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:25:25 +0000

The jokes for this one are just too easy. Country On Demand reports that Kristy Lee Cook, who was signed to Arista Nashville before Idol, then dropped, then signed back with them again after Idol, was again... dropped. Her album wasn't half bad, but apparently the label said Why Wait? and got rid of her before she could build a fan base. We'd blame Arista Nashville for being heartless, but really, who is stupid enough to sign with the same record label that dropped them before? Seriously, Kristy, you might want to make a better business decision next time.

Kristy Lee Cook - "15 Minutes of Shame" Video

thefunnystone — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:15:20 +0000

Hey, no confederate flag this time! Kristy's sounding good in her debut video, and the song's very catchy. Despite looking a little bland, Kristy could potentially have a hit here. It's a pretty catchy song. Good for her.

Listen to Kristy Lee Cook's Entire Album, Why Wait

thefunnystone — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:27:07 +0000

Not bad. You can listen to her entire album at CMT. One song is called Plant the Seed and Krity sings "God bless the ones who plant the seed." Is that a thank you to the producers of American Idol for planting her on the show? But hey, not too shabby for a debut album. See, we don't hate everyone. Though Kristy probably had this recorded long before she went on Idol, being a plant and all.

Kristy Lee Cook's Album Cover for "Why Wait?"

thefunnystone — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:45:14 +0000

Even worse than Kellie's album cover! Seriously, do these record labels even care about these "artists"? Leave us a comment to let us know what the horse is thinking in this picture. (P.S. This is not the horse she sold to get on Idol. That horse is glue now. Like this one will be soon. No one wants a horse infested with genital herpes.)

Kristy Lee Cook's 15 Minutes of Shame Leaks

thefunnystone — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:20:02 +0000

The surprise isn't that "15 Minutes of Shame" by former VFTW pick Kristy Lee Cook has leaked online. The surprise is that it's actually a decent song! Hey, good for Kristy.

Kristy Lee Cook Spends Her 15 Minutes of Shame By Signing with 19 Entertainment

thefunnystone — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:35:56 +0000

After signing Davids Cook and Archuleta, 19 Entertainment made a strange choice in their third contestant to sign from the past season: Kristy Lee Cook. Kristy is signed to 19 Recordings/Arista Nashville... yes, Arista Nashville was the same label she was signed to a long time ago before she was dropped... and will release her appropriately named first single, 15 Minutes of Shame, on August 11. I guess that means there will be a sample of Eight Days a Week in the new single. Or she'll be posing in front of a Confederate flag for the single cover. There are so many places to go with this, we hope the song is as deliciously tacky as Kristy (soon to be followed with her second single: God Bless Puppies and This Great Country We Live In). Want to take bets on how much Arista Nashville had to pony up to get Kristy on the show to make money on their patriotic investment?

What... the... fuck?

thefunnystone — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:21:39 +0000

Apparently Guitar Hero is sponsoring the Idol tour this summer. Whatever. The fascinating part of the article is this picture.

Everyone remember this when you think about trying out for AI8. You have to do this. And again... Carly manages to look like an idiot in every picture she appears in.