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Danny Noriega - Inside My Head

thefunnystone — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:57:33 +0000

Danny Noriega released a new song. While his voice is very shaky and doesn't stay on key well, and the song sounds like a reject from Gaspy's album, this is way better than anything we ever expected from him. Nothing amazing, but Danny seems to actually be trying for a career now. It's probably too late though.

2009 Whatevia Award Winners

thefunnystone — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:02:48 +0000

You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

Danny Noriega's Music Video for 24/7

againstallodds — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:53:34 +0000

There's a reason this guy was the VFTW contestant. This is pure, awful ridiculousness in video form. Enjoy!

Danny Noriega Gets a Ticket

thefunnystone — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:02:41 +0000

Danny Noriega brings idiocy to a new level. On a new YouTube video, he complains that he is receiving a ticket for driving in the carpool lane by himself. Danny should've just told the officer that he was riding along with his overinflated ego, which is clearly the size of another person.

Danny Noriega's First Song is Out

thefunnystone — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:38:15 +0000

Danny's song features his sister and it's called "24/7". We bet he's annoyed to have tried out one season too early, because this is basically Adam Lambert's thing. The song is funny, but Danny still seems incredibly self-involved (which is why we did love him to begin with). But what took him so long to record something? At least it's not as bad as Brooke White's awful song.

2008 Whatevia Award Winners

thefunnystone — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:09:12 +0000

You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive

A Tribute to the Many Successes of Vote for the Worst

thefunnystone — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:12:56 +0000

To celebrate the fact that Nigel Lythgoe has quit his job on American Idol, we put together a tribute video that features many awesome moments in the first four years of Vote for the Worst. See if you recognize everyone in the video, and if not, read up on some VFTW history. It's good stuff. Enjoy, and here's to many more years of VFTW victories (that just happen to now be Nigel-free)!

Danny Noriega on Idol Tonight

thefunnystone — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:21:10 +0000

Danny Noriega stops by Idol Tonight and gives us the sass we love. This season would have been way better with him in the top 12. Danny does disappoint us by saying that his two favorite contestants were David Cook and David Archuleta (for real?), but he makes up for it by looking at Kim Caldwell like she's a dumb ho and by saying he wouldn't tone down his sass even though the producers wanted him to. Also, Danny apparently is on the outs with Ramiele. Hey, that's no problem with us. She was one of the most boring contestants ever and never brought out the pots and pans, blitches.

Bid on Vote for the Worst's Charity and Caricature Auction

thefunnystone — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:42:11 +0000

Vote for the Worst has raised $2500 for Relay for Life and the American Cancer Society this year, but we'd like to do one more thing to help out. We're starting a charity auction with 6 great items that you can bid on where 100% of the proceeds will go to help the fight against cancer. To bid on the items, simply follow these links over to eBay, and bid generously to help an oustanding cause.

Bo Bice T-Shirt with Signed Catalog and CD
Steffi DiDomenicantonio Custom Made Autographed Bows
Taylor Hicks Signed T-Shirt
Mikalah Gordon 'My Job Is To Annoy You' Shirt From Her Time on Idol
Phuong Pham Hat From American Idol and Demo
Canadian Idol Autographs and Trading Cards

(We also had one more INCREDIBLE item that may be lost in the mail. We hope UPS can find it soon so we can put it up. We'll keep you posted if they can find it.)

The official VFTW caricatures are timeless works of art, and they are also up for auction! If you win the auction, you will own the one of a kind artwork, the only copy in existence, complete with a letter of authenticity. 100% of these profits will go to the artist, the very talented Laura Hawbaker. Bid on the caricatures at the links below:

Randy Jackson ● Simon Cowell ● Paula Abdul ● Danny Noriega ● Amy Davis ● Amanda Overmyer ● Kristy Lee Cook ● Brooke White ● Jason Castro ● David Archuleta

Danny Noriega Was Not Invited to the American Idol Finale

thefunnystone — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:00:10 +0000

Danny Noriega did a webchat where he let his fans know that he was not invited to the American Idol finale this year. You know, the show he was on. Not only that, he had to track down people to get tickets, only to be told the show was full. Fellow semifinalists Colton Berry and Kady Malloy were also dissed as well. Idol, seriously. What the fuck? Give Danny a ticket to the show. Pulling crap like this just makes people hate you even more. To deny him a ticket is pretty low, but then again, we should expect this from Idol by now. Video highlight: Danny says Idol is full of shit. We know, Danny. We know.

Edited to Add: TMZ has stolen another story from us without crediting us. Come on, TMZ. We always credit you. Reciprocity, friends. Learn it, live it, love it.