Vonzell Solomon

America's Favorite Finalists... Not So Much

Posted by thefunnystone on July 10th, 2008 at 7:02 PM

The Grand Palace in Branson, Missouri premiered a show on June 20th called America's Favorite Finalists with some American Idol also rans taking the stage. As a shock to no one, the show has already been canceled. We feel bad for Scott Savol because he's awesome, but seriously, who would actually pay to see Haley Scarnato and Vonzell Solomon. Oh that's right... no one. Better luck next time, guys. But you should all at least feel good that you still aren't as low on the food chain as Constantine Maroulis, who still has to play for free and sell his clothes on eBay to pay the rent.


Forgettable Idol Forgets to Remove a Handgun From Her Luggage

Posted by thefunnystone on June 11th, 2008 at 8:46 PM

Vonzell Solomon, third place finisher on American Idol 4 (who?), was detained at Southwest Florida International Airport after security screeners found a gun in her luggage as she went through a security checkpoint. Apparently the gun was unloaded and Vonzell was very cooperative with authorities. The most she'll probably get out of this is a fine. But our fake VFTW spies who make up stories overhead Vonzell saying that she was headed to "kill someone like I liked If I Ain't Got You while I was on Idol." OH NOES!!!! Vonzell was actually one of the more likeable people to appear on Idol, so it's highly likely she actually did just make a mistake. But seriously, who brings a gun with them on a plane? Kind of shady.