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Hilarious! David Archuleta's father, Jeff Archuleta, was arrested for soliciting a prostitute in a massage parlor. Jeff is cited as admitting to police that he was receiving sexual favors from a prostitute, but his attorney later took back that claim and said Jeff was treating a back problem. We all know Jeff is an unattractive man who probably can't get women. But can't he at least get a frau that he doesn't have to pay for due to the fact that he's Gaspy's dad? At least Gaspy won't run into the same problem unless the massage parlor is run by dudes. The Archuleta family never fails to entertain VFTW. What will they do next?


P.S. If anyone finds the mug shot, send it to us ASAP. We will love you forever.

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The first web superstar of the season, Joey Homza, talks about security kicking him out of the Boston Idol auditions yesterday. Damn you, security! This guy is not an American Idol... he's an American Idol legend (he says it himself). He would have been so VFTW worthy if he made it. Oh well, there are still 6 more cities to audition in!

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The trainwrecks continue on The Early Show with Al Roker interviewing Heidi and Spencer now that they're off "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". The highlight reel sums them up well, and they fire back at Al, who clearly doesn't want to interview them. These 2 provide year round entertainment, it's like having a Sanjaya in the tabloids. Loving it. VFTW Victory!

UPDATE: Heidi and Spencer released a statement about this, as we knew they would. Spencer asks, "I'm still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions?" and Heidi says, "I really would advise women especially to be careful around [Al Roker] because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all." These two, so ridiculously awful!

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This guy, Joey Homza, who tried out at the Boston auditions has all of the right stuff to be a killer VFTW candidate: He loves attention, he's already acting crazy on camera to get noticed, he's singing a crappy song, and he's got everyone acting silly along with him. Unfortunately, he was kicked out of the auditions for passing out his business cards. Damn you, Idol. Joey, you get your fabulous self to another audition and make us proud, you hear?

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Basically echoing what everyone else wants to say, Gene Simmons says that Adam Lambert should shut up about his sexual orientation and that no one cares. To be fair to Adam, he just finally said something recently, but he did continually play coy and act like an idiot for a while there, causing people to keep asking him. Now every news outlet in the world can't stop reporting on Adam's homosexuality. Maybe we should be telling the mainstream media to shut up about it rather than Adam.

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Madinthemoon strikes again. Here's a hilarious parody video about American Idol's crappy coronation songs, set appropriately enough to "No Boundaries". There really are no standards when it comes to the crap the Idols have to sing.

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There's a reason this guy was the VFTW contestant. This is pure, awful ridiculousness in video form. Enjoy!

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So you can win Artist of the Year at some awards show after doing nothing but competing in a bad karaoke competition? That seems rather strange. It looks like this award was only given to Adam because the Young Hollywood Awards are looking for publicity for themselves since no one has ever heard of them. No A-listers were spotted at these awards.

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