Probable 1st week VFTW pick Tatiana Del Toro has been inspiring a reaction around the internet. And it's mostly hatred. This is uncalled for! She makes excellent TV and she can single-handedly make this show fun. Haters! Besides, Tatiana is such a mastermind, she probably was the one who got that sequoia Joanna disqualified. Remember how she made the other groups fight? Tatiana is amazing, but the hate around the internet makes us love her even more.
"After the semi-final Hollywood Week round on American Idol last night, [Tatiana] officially won the title of Most Irritating Human Being On Planet Earth In The Galaxy. I'm taking donations, people; all I need is a plane ticket to Hollywood, an AK47, and I'm taking her out. No need to thank me." -ModernFabulosity
"Tatiana isn't a bad singer, it's just everything else! When she laughs, garage doors go flying, cars combust and dogs run into traffic. Bitch sounds like a hyena on helium getting DPed." -DListed
"Tatiana just comes off as a hard-to-watch, completely-over-the-top mess. She's not the kind of person who seduces; she's an anti-seducer, someone who sends people scurrying away as quickly as their legs can carry them. To see her on TV is to battle a strong urge to shut off the set." -Los Angeles Times
"Judging from rants on the official "American Idol" online forum, 23-year-old Tatiana Del Toro is the most hated woman in America right now," -Chicago Sun-Times
"When American Idol judges gave Tatiana the thumbs up and put her into the Top 36, a lot of us gave judges a BIG thumbs down. In fact, my wife, Pam, screamed: 'That's it. I'm not watching this season.'" -MBuzz.com
"Oh please don’t let me have to endure this screaming mimi for too much longer" -TVCrunch
Oh, you will. Because all of these posts make us love her even more!
Do you really want to watch 2 hours of people sitting in chairs being told yes or no? We encourage you not to, especially since we spoiled the entire top 36 two weeks ago. So click here for the list of who makes the top 36 and skip the show tonight and do something fun. But if you're forced to watch, feel free to join us in The Chair Episode Play By Play. Oh, and it'll be hilarious to watch the frauen and tweens melt down tonight after Tatiana Del Toro, Nick Mitchell, and Von Smith make it to the top 36. It's going to be hilarious, so check back in later for some posts from around the web.
Even before Randy, Paula, Kara, and Simon, Tatiana was over the top and singing her heart out. You go, girl! Can't wait to see you in the top 36. You're awesome!
On Tatiana's fabulous way to the top 36, she has pissed off just about everyone that exists. Except us. We love her so much, it's painful. Tatiana Del Toro is exactly what the show needs, and we can't wait to see her continue on. For your enjoyment, the idiots at the official Idol board are definitely hating her. One even bets she'll go home tomorrow (we can't wait to see them cry when they find out what happens). Here are some highlights.
"Please just let me slap her. Just once. Her behavior is ridiculous."
"My dog sounds better than she does!! And for the love of drama."
"can you say "drama"???? omg shes annoying! you see the look on the others faces when she was switched into their room??? lol that was priceless... she has serious issues, and that laugh?!?!?!? what's that all about??? i dont think she will make it past tomorrow night.. we can only hope she dont lol"
A list of the top 36 was just sent to us via e-mail. How reliable is this list? It looks like it! We've talked to JoesPlace and done some more research and we're all pretty sure this is right. Thanks to JP for helping us out with this, we make a good team. So here you go, without further ado, more likely than not, your top 36 (click read more for the list). That's a pretty big spoiler! (Updated 2/4/09)
We found even more Hollywood contestant spoilers over at MJ's Big Blog (via King Julien at IdolForums). Although there are tons of plants (CUT IT OUT, IDOL), one of the contestants is an even bigger plant than Joanna Pacitti (hard to imagine, right?) We have no idea how these contestants have fared so far, but they all made it to at least Hollywood. Again, if you know anything about these people, please let us know.
I Hate Tatiana Nicole Del Toro
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I absolutely HATE Tatiana Del Toro
Tatiana Del Toro Must Die
The Official Tatiana Del Toro Hater Club
Vote No for Tatiana Del Toro on AI!!!
Vote Tatiana Del Toro OFF American Idol
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Don't Vote for Tatiana Del Toro or Normal Gentle
The Hyena Latina... Give Tatiana Del Toro The Boot!
I hate Tatiana Del Toro and want her gone from American Idol
i wonder how fast you can find 1,000,000 people who hate tatiana del toro
Who wants to shoot Tatiana Del Toro with a tranquilizer dart?
Boycott American Idol Until Tatiana Del Toro is Voted Off
These people are clearly jealous. But you should encourage people to join the boycott group. The more idiots who boycott the show, the easier it will be for us to get Tatiana into the top 12. Her psychic deemed it so, and it will happen. She is going to take these people down and win again and again and again and again until she's the American Idol!