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We've received many e-mails about a woman who tried out for Idol at the Chicago auditions and is apparently very planty. Her name is Eliza Siep. Eliza was seen talking with Idol producers before auditioning and she was in the VIP section. Eliza was also filmed singing in close-up shots multiple times during the day. So it looks like the producers want her to go somewhere if they're spending so much time on her already. A little research on Eliza tells us that she goes by Eliza Cuts online and apparently was in a relationship with My Chemical Romance lead singer Gerard Way. The My Chemical Romance fans seem to like to attack her as well. Kind of funny. She apparently thinks she's a female Adam Lambert. We all know what a huge disappointment Adam turned out to be, so let's get this plant out of here before the season starts too, okay?

Via JoesPlace

Adam: Adam : Change is Gonna Come/Mad World/No Boundaries
Kris: Whats goin’ On/Marvin Gae/Aint No Sunshine/ No Boundaries

"No Boundries" is the crap winner's single written by Kara DioGuardi. It should be adequately horrible.

MJ's Big Blog's Twitter feed had this to say about tonight's show.

Danny Gokey - “Dance Little Sister” by Terrance Trent D’Arby -Paula’s Judges Pick - He got a sax solo. “pretty good”
Kris Allen - “Apologize” by OneRepublic - Randy and Kara’s Judges Pick - Kris forgot some words. He’s starting over… “Kris was VERY good.”
Adam Lambert - “One” by U2 - Simon’s Judges Pick “omg…piano onstage…gorgeous…amazing."

Danny Gokey - “You Are So Beautiful” by Joe Cocker - He changed clothes. He’s got a string quartet. “Breathy, strained and awkward.”
Kris Allen - “Heartless” by Kanye West - “He appeared magically on the side of the stage. Kris' Heartless was "just him and acoustic guitar. Very mraz. Very very good. Definitely could create a moment."”
Adam Lambert - “Cryin'” by Aerosmith - Adam is looking "bombalicious, big boots, rocking rhinestone t-shirt, leather jacket. Adam rocked like a lot...both his arrangements seemed sort of clipped? He made cryin his filthy bitch”

Danny sounds breathy, strained, and awkward? Yay! Kris Allen picks a song famous for autotune and having no melody at all? Wow, this show might be better tonight than we thought!

Danny Gokey's personally selected song for tonight is "You Are so Beautiful." Taylor Hicks sang the exact same thing during the Top 3 week 3 years ago. Danny Gokey is clearly the next Taylor Hicks minus Taylor's likability, personality, sense of humor, and ability to not pimp dead people to win a show. Let's help him win!

Via MJ's Big Blog.

Danny Gokey - "Dance Little Sister" by Terence Trent D'Arby (VFTW Victory!)

Kris Allen - "Apologize" by Timbaland and One Republic

Adam Lambert - "One" by U2.

Tonight's Idol dress rehearsal was canceled. MJ's Big Blog's Twitter account has lots of juicy details about what happened. Apparently Debbie the stage manager fell off a 20 foot staircase and was taken to the hospital in a stretcher. Then one of the huge glass towers exploded and glass went everywhere, making a giant death trap for anyone who ventured on stage. Awesome! People were freaking out.

There are only 2 explanations for this. 1) Danny Gokey found out he was the new VFTW pick and tried to kill off the entire staff or 2) American Idol is finally getting the karma it deserves for all of the evil shit they pull year after year. Either way, hopefully another glass tower explodes during a performance tonight after someone dumps pig's blood on Gokey. Beware the Idols!

For "Rock week" (a broad theme) in the top 4, TopIdol has learned that the contestants will have solo performances and will also perform a duet. This is probably because the 4 judges don't know how to shut up and limit their opinions to 30 seconds. Hopefully we get a hilarious Adam Lambert-Danny Gokey duet where the 2 look like they want to push the other person off the stage. Train wreck potential is high this week (yay!)

Kris Allen - “The Way You Look Tonight” -
Allison Iraheta - “Someone to Watch Over Me”
Matt Giraud - “My Funny Valentine”
Danny Gokey - “Come Rain Come Shine”
Adam Lambert - “Feeling Good” (the muse version)

(Via MJ's Big Blog)

MJ's Big Blog just posted that this week's mentor for Rat Pack week is Jamie Foxx. Yes, because when we think of the Rat Pack, Jamie Foxx comes to mind. Hopefully he'll sing his autotune masterpiece "Blame It on the Alcohol" on the results show and offend the judges. Also Jamie will hopefully coach Matt to break out his inner Worster and piss all over the stage with his vocals.

Only one so far from Chris Walden's Twitter:

Anoop Desai - "Dim All the Lights"

More from MJ's Big Blog:

Adam is singing "If I Can't Have You" and Matt is singing "Staying Alive".