Spoilers
Mostly thanks to MJ's Big Blog. We'll update this as the rest of the songs as they become available.
Gaspy Archuleta
His Choice: "With You" (Chris Brown)
Paula's Choice: "And So It Goes" (Billy Joel)
Nigel's Choice: "Longer" (Dan Fogelberg)
Snoreesha Mercado
Her Choice: "Fever" (Peggy Lee)
Randy's Choice: "If I Ain't Got You" (Alicia Keys)
Nigel's Choice: "Hit Me Up" (Gia Farrell)
BigHead Cook
His Choice: "Dare You To Move" (Switchfoot)
Simon's Choice: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" (Roberta Flack)
Nigel's Choice: "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" (Aerosmith)
White Bread Gaspy's going to be singing lines like "I need you boo" and "Hey lil mama, ooh you're a stunner/Hot little figure, yes you a winner"? VFTW Victory!
As always, VIA TMZ.
Everyone's Favorite Stoner- "I Shot the Sheriff" and "Mr. Tambourine Man"
Gaspy- "Love Me Tender" and "Stand By Me"
Big Head- "Baba O'Reilly" and "Hungry Like the Wolf"
Snoreesha- "Proud Mary" and "Change it Gonna Come"
Archuleta's picks look terrible, so that should be fun. Cook singing "Hungry Like the Wolf" should be a train wreck. Syesha picked 2 cliché songs we can all take naps during. And Jason will do VFTW proud with a song about drugs and one that will offend the tweenies. Maybe tonight won't suck? Nah.
David C: “I’m Alive” and “All I Really Need Is You”
Brooke: “I Am … I Said” and “I’m a Believer”
Jason: “Forever in Blue Jeans” and “September Morn”
David A: “Sweet Caroline” and “America”
Syesha: “Hello Again” & “Thank the Lord for the Night Time”
Brooke - "I'm a Believer"????? This is almost too good to be true. Yay, Brooke!
Via TMZ
Syesha Mercado -- "One Rock & Roll Too Many" from Starlight Express
Brooke White -- "You Must Love Me" from the film adaptation of "Evita"
David Cook -- "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera
Jason Castro -- "Memory" from Cats
Carly Smithson -- "Jesus Christ Superstar"
David Archuleta -- "Think of Me" from Phantom of the Opera.
Ooh, our VFTW princess should wow us with that one! And isn't Pimpchuleta's "Think of Me" a chick song? Oh wait... appropriate.
Via TMZ. Kristy goes the country route, hopefully to save her ass and get someone like Syesha eliminated (why must someone sing this awful Mantasia song every year?)
Syscreecha "I Believe" by Mantasia
BigHead Cook "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace
Cunty "The Show Must Go On" by Queen
Skeletor "You've Got a Friend" by James Taylor
Aussie Douche "Dream On" by Aerosmith
Pothead "Over The Rainbow" by Judy Garland
KKKristy Lee "Anyway" by Martina McBride
Gaspuleta "Angels" by Robbie Williams
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David Pimpchuleta - "Appalachian Memories"
Syesha Mercado - "I Will Always Love You"
Carly Smithson - "Here You Come Again"
Kristy Lee Cook - "Coat of Many Colors"
Ramiele Malubay - "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind"
Michael Johns - "It's All Wrong, But It's All Right"
Jason Castro - "Travelin' Thru"
Brooke White - "Jolene"
David Cook - "Little Sparrow"
Looks like Kristy is going for the sympathy vote this week, nice work! She's playing all of the pity angles very well. And Dave will be boycotting not only writing Syesha's recap this week but also listening to her performance. $100 says she does the Whitney version and ruins the song even further. Could she be any more of a stereotypical, bland diva?
Top 10 Song Spoilers - Kristy is Actually Doing 'God Bless the USA'
Posted by thefunnystone on March 25, 2008 - 4:08pm
Syesha - "If I Was Your Woman" by Stephanie Mills
David Cook - "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
Carly - "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
Chikeze - "If Only For One Night" by Luther Vandross
Brooke - "Every Breath You Take" by the Police
Jason - "Fragile" by Sting
Ramiele - "Alone" by Heart
Michael - "We Are The Champions" by Queen
Kristy - "God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
David A. - "You're The Voice" by David Foster
Wow, boy did we hitch ourselves to the right horse this week. "God Bless the USA" should be hilariously cheesy! And huge trainwreck potential tonight with Ramiele and Michael. This could actually be interesting.