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VFTW's own Brooklyn brought her camera to visit Michael Johns and ask him why he was such a douche to Sanjaya. Then Michael pretends as if he called Sanjaya a "genius." No you didn't, Michael. Stop taking the Carly route and lying to look better. The best part of the video is when Brooklyn says, "So how does it feel to be eliminated before Sanjaya?" and Michael suddenly looks like, "Wait? Someone doesn't like me?" VFTW victory!

Looks like our Papaya is STILL making headlines, a year after he was eliminated from American Idol. E! Online asserts that since that fateful day when Sanjaya was given the boot, Tuesday night Idol shows have lost 1.5 million viewers and Wednesday tnight results shows have lost 3 million viewers. You should've listened to us, Nigel. We're saving your show. The only way to remedy this is to make Kristy Lee Cook the American Idol this year. And still... that won't remedy this. You're cursed FOREVER! Bwahahaha.

The Aussie song-stealing douche, one of our least favorite contestants this season, decided to take a different approach to his exit interviews. Instead of being classy like Amanda Overmyer or pathetic like David Hernandez, he just pulled a Carly Smithson and insulted VFTW's favorite papaya Sanjaya. In an E! Online interview, Michael said, "There was no laughingstock. There were no jokers...They wanted it to be a singing competition instead of a TV show with the controversy of Sanjaya." First off, Sanjaya was not a laughingstock. He was awesome. Secondly, almost all of the contestants this year are too boring to inspire any kind of emotion. I mean who feels one way or another about Syesha? Michael was also going to sing "Vision of Love" next week on American Idol. On second thought, that would have been hilariously bad. Can we vote him back just for one week?

Not funny. Not smart. Just pathetic and disappointing. Like Blake Lewis's album sales.

VFTW poster Brooklyn was awesome enough to meet up with VFTW papaya Sanjaya Malakar at a Border's meet and greet. Sanjaya gives us a shoutout, as of course he is incredibly awesome, but the follow-up reaction is hysterical too. Guess shout outs weren't allowed? Sanjaya rocks anyway! Thanks, Sanjaya! Hope all is well and that the recording is coming along nicely.

VFTW single handedly ruined Carly Smithson's chances of winning by posting about her plantiness and spreading it around the internet. Some of us felt slightly bad for the lying ho, but her recent lies on the show ("my record label imploded and left me behind... 2 years after they kicked me off.") confirmed that she's a loser. Now, in an apparent retaliation, she answers a question in her latest Americanidol.com Q&A:

What has been your favorite "Idol" moment in the past six seasons?

When Sanjaya got voted off.

Oh it's on now, Carly. Sanjaya is the VFTW messiah, and you don't mess with him. Now we will not feel bad when we mention how ugly you tend to look. VFTW needs an enemy to make fun of to keep us laughing, thanks for making it easy on us. And hopefully this year, poetic justice will occur and a VFTW pick will kick your sorry butt to the curb.

P.S. Even though we've mentioned it 100 times, just wanted to reiterate that Carly Plantson was at MCA Records at the same time as Randy Jackson. Disqualify her!

Looks like we did it again! Sanjaya Malakar is now the proud recipient of a People's Choice Award for "Best Reality Performer of the Year&quot. This is now on top of all of the other awards we helped him win by voting for him over and over online. Here's a list of every award we've had a hand in helping Sanjaya win this year:

•Fox Reality Really Award - Favorite Loser
•People's Choice Award - Favorite Breakout Reality Star
•Teen Choice Award - Best Reality TV Star
•#3 on Time.com's Most Influential People of the Year
•TV.com Fashion Award - Beat Hair Male
•TV.com Fashion Award - Best Trendsetter Male

Keep up the good work, everyone. Soon, we'll win Sanjaya every award that ever existed!