Well, "Celebrate Me Home" didn't catch on one bit, but apparently Ruben's charm is still working for one person: his future wife. Ruben obtained a marriage license in Alabama so that he could marry girlfriend Surata Zuri McCants. Since an Alabama marriage license is valid for 30 days, the couple must be planning the big day for a close date. Congrats, Ruben!

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It's no secret that those of us at VFTW for the most part love certain Idol contestants and can't stand others. Being that Katharine McPhee (pictured with her ancient boyfriend on the right and some new sugar daddy on the left) is on the short list of Idols That VFTW Hopes Are Working at McDonalds in Under a Year, we love reporting the stupid things she says in the press. She's previously been quoted as saying that if her record doesn't take off, she'll just get knocked up and stop trying. This week, Katharine lets loose some more verbal diarrhea in the current issue of Entertainment Weekly: