Ramiele Malubay
Twitter Exists Only to Make VFTW Laugh
Greedy Jason Castro and His Fans Deserve a Smackdown
A really disgusting trend has popped up regarding Jason Castro and his family. It appears that they are milking his idiot fans for money... and the fans are going along with it. It appears that his fans bought Jason's family free flights to Los Angeles among other things, and now the fans are raising money to purchase him a computer because he's complaining that his isn't working well. Can't these idiot fans think of something better to do with their money? Castro is going to pocket enough money from the Idol tour to buy himself his own damn computer. Michael Johns and David Cook have been much more tactful and are encouraging their fans to send any donations to Luke Menard's family, as Luke is currently battling cancer and his medical bills are very high. David and Michael have shown themselves to have class, and it's commendable. This has just led the Castrotards to fight amongst themselves over who deserves money more, and it's pretty hilarious. We'll spell it out for you... you are an idiot if you buy Jason Castro a computer. And Jason is ridiculous to encourage his fans to do this. When will it end? No time soon. Now Ramiele is posting blogs, sad that she doesn't have a guitar. Buy your own damn guitar, woman. You people are sad.
Idiot Fantards are Still Stalking the Idols
Ramiele Malubay posted a blog on her MySpace that the idiot fantards are still stalking the Idols. Where are these kids' parents? Where is Idol security? Or hotel security? Seriously, what is wrong with people? Anyway, her blog:
Now to my oh so random blog. Yesterday as I was doing my after shower routine getting ready while still in my towel, with my music on, I heard running up and down the halls. I was assuming it was the bellman since it was near bag call time. So just to make sure i told my bf (whom I had been on the phone with the whole time having a full on conversation) that I would look out to see what was going on. I looked through the peep hole and there were two kids around probably 10-13 outside my door with their ears stuck on it. I was SO MAD.This is where NICE ramiele goes away. It was a total invasion of privacy, I was on the phone for one, and two, when we arent on the bus the hotels we're put up in are our homes. So why in the world would they think it was okay to do that. I then screamed through the door and said "Can I freaking help you" I was mad. What people dont seem to understand that when we are on tour the buses are our homes but the hotel's we're put up at are our homes as well, even if for that one night. Im happy to sign autographs 24/7 and take pictures if capable but not in our homes. Its as if someone would go to our front yard look through the window and holler at you to come out and sign for them. Its just not human. And completely disrespectful. I really was so bummed that people would stoop so low. Anyways we've been informed that from that point on we are not allowed to stop for pictures and autographs at our hotels. So there should be no point to be making your way to the hotels.
What... the... fuck?
Apparently Guitar Hero is sponsoring the Idol tour this summer. Whatever. The fascinating part of the article is this picture.
Everyone remember this when you think about trying out for AI8. You have to do this. And again... Carly manages to look like an idiot in every picture she appears in.
Kristy is Safe, VFTW Victory!
Kristy was in the bottom but didn't go home, VFTW victory! Ramiele, sorry, but you were boring, and you should have given us those pots and pans. Kristy, keep whoring it up on stage and sassing Simon. But please, for the love of God, do something CRAZIER next week. This show is so boring, but since you only have us and horny teenage boys to thank for your safety, please play to us and sing Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss" for Idol Gives Head. We would love you. VOTE HARD, LONG, AND DEEP FOR KRISTY LEE COOK!
P.S. Is it any coincidence that now there are 7 plants left in the top 8? And the producers tried to trick the viewers into thinking past experience didn't matter. Only David Cook is not a plant, yet he might as well be. The plants have taken over. This is your fault, America. Bad job.
Rumored Top 24 Spoiler - Who Made It?
Click "read more" to see if your favorites are rumored to have made it to the top 24. This is all thanks to JoesPlace.
Did plants like Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Hennessy make it? How about inoffensively bland Drew Poppelreiter, Colton Swon, and Brooke White? Read on and find out. (Photochop by Unravel)
Honestly, what kind of self-absorbed morons actually use Twitter to update people on every little thing they do? We are convinced that Twitter only exists so that when we need a good laugh, we can log on and see just how idiotic some of the Idol contestants are. Case in point, it would be fun right now to find Danny Gokey doing something stupid that will inevitably lead to ruining his career, Jorbacca talking about how much she loves to stuff food in her face, and a contestant talking about VFTW:
Ta da! Maybe Twitter isn't so useless after all. Of course, you can watch the VFTW Twitter where we send people stupid messages and generally mock other Twitter users as well.
ETA: Turns out the Ramiele twitter is fake. This is her real one. Would someone get her to explain what "pots n pans blitches fuck wid it" means? And why would someone waste time pretending to be Ramiele? This makes no sense.