Paula Abdul
David Archuleta and Paula Abdul Accept Kids' Choice Award for Favorite Reality Show
Paula Abdul Means Nothing to Martin Sheen
Starpulse.com tells a story about how no one cares about Paula Abdul. Apparently Paula was at a party in the late 90's that her former father-in-law Martin Sheen also was attending. When Paula ran into Martin and said hi, he brushed her off, and then asked her who the hell she was. To be fair to Martin, Paula meant absolutely nothing to anyone in the late 90's, so his mistake is understandable. If that scene were to take place today, we're sure Martin would recognize Paula as the national spokesperson for failures of AA.
American Idol Trading Cards? Seriously?
Because American Idol wants to steal more money from kids, Fremantle has partnered with Upper Deck to put American Idol contestants on a new series of trading cards, available April 21. There are 138 cards in all. Cards will probably include a scratch and barf Constantine Maroulis, a much smaller than real life Jorbacca Sparks card (so the card wouldn't have to weigh 10,000 pounds), and a Jason Castro card that steals your money while you sleep. but we think the Paula abdul card (left) is a gross misrepresentation. Where's the slurring? Where's the vodka? Where's the ridiculous outfit? Worsters would obviously create a much better deck of cards, so post yours in the comments if you come up with anything better.
American Idol Tell All Book Coming?
We've heard it all before and it's never as good as we hope. Could this finally be the tell-all book about American Idol we've been waiting for? The Evil Beet says a book is on its way and it basically just talks about what we already say on this site every day. But it would be nice to be validated some more:
- Paula is always with bottles full of pills when she's on the road for Idol auditions.
- Plants get to skip the audition process and got on the show due to deals with 19 Management or producers.
- The producers force contestants to sing certain songs or force them to change songs.
Seriously, all stuff we've been saying for years, but it'll be interesting to see if it goes into detail and has proof for us. Thanks to Juan for the tip.
Paula Abdul Says Something That Makes Sense for Once
The New York Post is reporting that Paula Rehabdul told OK Magazine that adding a 4th judge was a mistake. "It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show," says Pauler. Who knew, Paula's right! What next, she ponders some changes to Newton's law of universal gravitation? Nah, she'll probably just pass out on Simon's lap and drool a bit.
Paula Abdul Readies her "Boombox"
Paula just doesn't get it. After the massive failure of "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" (which was semi-decent), she is still attempting to make new music. This time, she just put together a bunch of annoying synthesizer noises and processes the hell out of her voice. This bitch couldn't even get past the auditions of Idol with this crap.
2008 Whatevia Award Winners
You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).
1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week
2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love
3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive
The only people Idol could get to accept a fake award are a drunk and an 8-year old? They must not care about winning this. To be fair, I doubt anyone cares about the Kids' Choice Awards.