Mitch Macdonald
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Amberly Thiessen Bites the Big One... Mitch Safe!
Mitch is safe! And Amberly is out. This is awesome, Canada. Nice work getting rid of the most boring one. And it's now a sausage fest! Too bad Mark has to miss out on this, but Mitch's safety is all thanks to Nova Scotia and the Worsters. And we will celebrate Amberly's awesome elimination all night. Yay!
Vote for Mitch! 1-866-943-6503
Well, he's clearly in over his head. But we're Mitch's bitches, so we're voting non-stop. Everyone call 1-866-943-6503 as much as humanly possible tonight. The judges would shit themselves if our helium rocker makes it through, so let's make it happen. Vote!
Vote for the Worst Encourages you to vote for Mitch Macdonald
We're sad to lose Mark Day, but he had an amazing 7 week run as the VFTW pick. Let's now help our new pick make it all the way to #1! Vote for the Worst encourages you to vote for Mitch Macdonald. Jake Gold said that the top 4 contestants should be Theo, Earl, Mookie, and Ameberly. Thus, we must vote for Mitch and mess that whole thing up. He sounds like he's on helium and looks more like a nerd than a rock star, but we love him anyway. Now Mitch, we really need you to embrace your VFTW-ness this week and just go out there and have fun. Some people were skeptical of our pick and we want to show them that you are awesome. So do something entertaining and catapault yourself into the VFTW stratosphere. We're behind you, Mitch, and we hope you can make it all the way. VFTW Victory! (Caricature coming soon)
Your Canadian Idol Top 10 Includes Mark Day... Suck It, Judges!
The Canadian Idol top 10 has been decided and our giant grape Mark Day has made it! Great job, Canada. This is a true VFTW victory as the judges are probably crying themselves to sleep. Although we lost Mareepyeer Bellroooose, we also said goodbye to Oliver Pugfucker. Next week is David Bowie week, what will Mark entertain us with? Yay! Your top 10 are:
1. VFTW Victory! Mark Day
2. VFTW Backup Earl Stevenson
3. Katerreh Saylarahn
4. Theo Tams
5. Adam "Douchy" Castelli
6. Drew "Hobbit" Wright
7. Tiffani Amberly Thiessen
8. Sebastian "Haha, He Beat His Brother" Pigott
9. Mookie "Inaccurate History Lesson" Morris
10. Mitch "Another East Coast Fuck" MacDonald
Just in case there was any doubt, VFTW's favorite chipmunk Mitch MacDonald proved there's always a worst as he whined his way through The Beatles In My Life tonight like chipmunk with its nuts caught in a fan. Canadian Idol's ratings have gone up slightly and the crapfest may actually be saved, thanks to the legions of those converting to VFTW, so we have a chance to get Mitch through tonight, but only if we vote for the full two hours at 1-866-943-6504. Lord knows we'll be getting no help from his hometown of Cape Breton, where everyone passed out drunk even before the sun went down tonight.