Megan Joy
Megan Joy Interview on Fox this Morning
Shoutout to Allison Iraheta for CAWing
Just wanted to do a quick morning after shoutout to Allison Iraheta. You may not be the next VFTW pick (well maybe... but it's unlikely), but thanks for CAW CAWing for our girl on the way out. If anyone else did it, they didn't do it loud enough. But you made sure to send Megan out in style. Nice work and thanks!
Megan Flew the Coop! Aw, Bird Crap!
Megan told Simon she didn't care about him and CAW CAWed over to the bottom 3 stools, complete with wing span. Then Simon said they wouldn't even bother voting to save her, probably because she's too awesome for this show. This girl is amazing, and we love her for it. But since Megan was sent home, VFTW cries a tear of sadness. Megan really grew on us these last few weeks and she became an amazing pick, one of the quirkiest, most fun picks ever. Thanks for the entertainment, Megan, and we're sorry we couldn't save you. Guess America doesn't like our bird of paradise. But thanks for going out on a fun note, and you've always got fans in VFTW! We knew you'd always keep us smiling.
As always, our picks eventually go home and we need to vote for someone new. Who's the next pick? Tune in to the VFTW Radio Show on Alldigitalradio.com from 10-11 PM Eastern tonight to chime in and voice your opinion. Poll coming soon.
Kara DioGuardi Mocked by Megan Joy's Brother CJ
See, this is why we love Megan. Even her brother is working to piss off the judges. She must have a pretty cool family! Do you remember someone shouting out "broken record" to Kara last night? Turns out it was Megan's brother CJ. Whitney Pastorek from EW details the hilarious events at the live show last night where Kara was pissed:
"And just as I'd finished hooting with laughter at the brilliant cruelty of Kara opening with "I really like you, but" -- you know it's bad when they skip the outfit and go straight for the heart -- a voice interrupted the DioGuarbot with "Broken record!" The voice seemed to come from Megan's family, and sure enough, her brother CJ was more than happy to raise his hand and take responsibility. Kara ran off the rails and handed her flaming caboose to Paula... Once the cameras were pointed elsewhere, Kara made mocking faces to Paula and Simon, presumably in reference to CJ talking back while she was trying to be authoritative. Paula and Simon ignored her... On her way out for break, Kara and her burly bodyguards stomped over to Megan's family to have a little chat. Kara did not look happy...
On our way to the Grove parking structure, two of my journalist buddies and I ran into Megan's brother CJ... we asked him what Kara wanted when she came stomping over to them. CJ said she seemed mad, and wanted to know what he meant by "broken record." He responded with "'Package artist' is your package phrase," which made her stomp away. When she came back, she tried to make light of it, but I get the sense that for the Familia de Alegria, Kara is now pretty much on notice for good."
You tell her, CJ. Kara is useless on this show and it's about time someone mocked her to her face. Awesome family! Though this probably means the producers will probably send Megan packing this week since they hate when people challenge the show.
Puff! Puff! Vote for Megan Joy 1-866-436-5702
Megan Joy went second and she was THINKIN' BOB MARLEY. She's going for the stoner vote and the Worster vote, and it's always good to get more people on your side. But after Megan stepped up to the mic and was determined to sing a song with no melody and let her voice shine... we knew the judges would rip her apart. It was almost Sanjayaesque when the judges struggled to find something to say, because they couldn't believe what they had just seen. Megan is going to need a ridiculous amount of help this week to stay in, so please vote as much as you can. 1-866-436-5702 or text 'VOTE' to 5702. Because our songbird needs to keep it up. Simon actually seemed incredibly irritated to even see her. Imagine how he'll feel NEXT week. So vote! She's clearly lowest on this totem pole, and without your help, she might go this week. It's another do or die week for us, so dial those fingers off.
Megan Joy Advances to VFTW's Delight and Idol Fans' Dismay
Megan Joy has now made it to the top 9, and this isn't sitting well with Idol fans. But of course it's sitting extremely well with VFTW, since she's weird and we love it. Megan for the win! Here are some of the highlights from around the web about Megan's stay from the idiots who don't see how awesome she is:
"Megan is one of the worst contestants ever to even make the top 12. She is an absolute joke. Horrible! The show has to be fixed, and I am changing the dial. I won't watch again. It was my favorite show." -Kat
"Michael needed to go, but not before Megan! She has no rythem and just cannot sing. This reminds me of when Sanjaya was on the show. My husband had just got home from work when Megan was performing and said she is gone." -mcs
"Megan is an embarassment... The first time I saw her, I walked into the living room while my wife was watching Idol on the DVR. I thought it was a Saturday night live parody of American idol or maybe an old Living Color parody of white folks. Nothing against white folks, but she is just a sign that music is not as important as sex on the program." -Tony
"Megan is the Kristy Lee Cook of this season. The cute blonde untalented, mediocre girl that stays on way too long. Though in KLC's defense, at least she could sing, which is more than you can say about Megan.." -cynthianorah
"I can't believe that we have to be subjected to torture by Megan again next week. I consider it a cruel and unusual punishment. I wonder if the original singers can sue AI for defamation after their songs are given the "Megan Treatment"?" -chimchar4000
"Megan looked like a demented stewardess last night. But with the way she moves, I wouldn't trust her to serve me a drink, let alon get me off a plane safely." -Kristie Lee's Horse
"Each week I get a bit more angry..WHY is Megan still there?? Pretty, yes..thats it! No singing talent! No rythum! Quirky body language - Ugh! Shes th "female Sanjaya" from Hell! Get rid of her before we loose another qualified contestant." -Dottie
"I used to make fun of Carmen back in season 2. She can EVEN sing better than Megan crapola Corkrey." -Anon
"Megan sucks plain and simple. Even Sarver was better than this bimbo." -Amanda
"YOUR VOTE DOESN'T COUNT. THEY CHARGE YOU FOR VOTING BUT THEY (THE TV NETWORK) ARE THE DECISION MAKERS. MEGAN DOES SUCK AND EVERYONE THINKS SHE DOES SO WHY IS SHE STILL THERE IF THE VOTES COUNT? UMMMM,,,THEY DON'T." -michelle
Holy Shit, We Did It! Megan Joy is in the Top 9
Wow, Megan wasn't even in the bottom 3 after her performance that Randy called "a train wreck" and Simon said would get her in trouble tonight. If that isn't a testament to the fact that VFTW has its influence, nothing is! Does anyone care that Michael Sarver went home? But Matt Giraud clearly shouldn't have been in the bottom and he was anyway. It was hilarious to watch. VFTW is awesome, go us! Megan, keep on coming out and entertaining us in your lovable way every week and you've got our votes. Megan for the win! Thank you letters accepted as always.
Megan Joy Needs LOTS of Votes! 1-866-IDOLS-04
Wow, Megan Joy really upped the VFTW goodness this week. We love our VFTW songbird but she's gonna need a shitload of votes from us to stick around. Simon said that she's in real trouble, and generally when he says that, the contestant goes home. Can we stop this from happening? There's only one way to know- vote like a crazy person. Use autodialers. Program your computers. Use multiple phones. Recruit friends and family. Megan really needs the help, and she called out to her fans (i.e. us). So don't let her down!
Via MJ's Big Blog, here is Megan's interview on Fox this morning. It's pretty good. She says she doesn't care what the judges had to say to her and says their rude opinions didn't matter. That's right! And you'll have the last CAW while you're on tour, making the big bucks.