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As the seventh season of American Idol has ended, Vote for the Worst has compiled a list of the 20 performances that make us actually take the time to watch Idol. These are not the 20 worst performances, nor are they 20 performances with bad singing. They are our 20 favorite, most entertaining performances that really define what VFTW is all about. Did your favorite make the list? Click "Read more" to see how the members of this site ranked our top 20, watch the performances again that you love, and check out some new ones you may have never seen that are true classics.

Vote for the Worst has raised $2500 for Relay for Life and the American Cancer Society this year, but we'd like to do one more thing to help out. We're starting a charity auction with 6 great items that you can bid on where 100% of the proceeds will go to help the fight against cancer. To bid on the items, simply follow these links over to eBay, and bid generously to help an oustanding cause.



Bo Bice T-Shirt with Signed Catalog and CD
Steffi DiDomenicantonio Custom Made Autographed Bows
Taylor Hicks Signed T-Shirt
Mikalah Gordon 'My Job Is To Annoy You' Shirt From Her Time on Idol
Phuong Pham Hat From American Idol and Demo
Canadian Idol Autographs and Trading Cards

(We also had one more INCREDIBLE item that may be lost in the mail. We hope UPS can find it soon so we can put it up. We'll keep you posted if they can find it.)

The official VFTW caricatures are timeless works of art, and they are also up for auction! If you win the auction, you will own the one of a kind artwork, the only copy in existence, complete with a letter of authenticity. 100% of these profits will go to the artist, the very talented Laura Hawbaker. Bid on the caricatures at the links below:

Randy Jackson ● Simon Cowell ● Paula Abdul ● Danny Noriega ● Amy Davis ● Amanda Overmyer ● Kristy Lee Cook ● Brooke White ● Jason Castro ● David Archuleta

Watch VFTW radio host Insane talk about the history of Vote for the Worst, and then watch a cast of VFTW favorites (and that four time loser Carly) talk about how terrible our site is. Carly says she's never lurked here, yet we have physical proof that she has. Big fat liar!

Does Kristy Lee regret posing in front of a confederate flag? Has her horse been made into glue yet? And whatever happened to the Kristy's Seat name tag? Kristy answers none of these questions, but still, enjoy her TV Guide interview here. We miss ya, Kristy!

The Soup = Love.

Vote for Kristy! 1-866-IDOLS-05 or text 'VOTE' to 5705. It was her worst performance in weeks, meaning she is in huge trouble. She was pitchy and everything we hoped she could be. The judges strained to comment on it. Can we let our girl go home in 7th place like Sanjaya last year? No! So keep on voting all night if you have to. All night long for Kristy Lee Cook. And she can last "Forever!" (Really though... vote lots. She's in huge trouble.)

Michael Johns is eliminated. The only thing funnier would have been Carly's swan song. The open mouthed friend in the audience was pretty hilarious. Bye bye Aussie douche bag. "Last year for Idol Gives Back, no one left us. This year, Michael... it's the end of the road." Awesome. Always good to make Paula cry. Continue to victory, Kristy!

Vote for Kristy. 1-866-IDOLS-04 or text 'vote' to 5704. With a decent performance this week, Kristy could take out one of the frontrunners. Now THAT would be entertainment. Because she sang ok, imagine a hilarious bottom 3 of Carly, David Cook, and Michael Johns. Hysterical! Imagine a bottom 2 of Carly and Brooke, outcrying each other hysterically and one going home. Imagine the outrage. This must happen. Entertainment central! America would be outraged since Kristy is obviously the least consistent left. So vote harder, harder, harder for Kristy.

Kristy was in the bottom but didn't go home, VFTW victory! Ramiele, sorry, but you were boring, and you should have given us those pots and pans. Kristy, keep whoring it up on stage and sassing Simon. But please, for the love of God, do something CRAZIER next week. This show is so boring, but since you only have us and horny teenage boys to thank for your safety, please play to us and sing Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss" for Idol Gives Head. We would love you. VOTE HARD, LONG, AND DEEP FOR KRISTY LEE COOK!

P.S. Is it any coincidence that now there are 7 plants left in the top 8? And the producers tried to trick the viewers into thinking past experience didn't matter. Only David Cook is not a plant, yet he might as well be. The plants have taken over. This is your fault, America. Bad job.

Kristy Lee Cook is sneaky, so vote for her. 1-866-IDOLS-07 or text 'VOTE' to 5707. She played to the rednecks last week, this week she wants the poor vote. So let's help underpaid America make Kristy our next American Idol! She certainly needs the help to survive the week. If Kristy makes it this week, she'll be a part of Idol Gives Head and she can sing "Amazing Grace" for the 500th time. Obviously she is by far the least talented person left, so if she sticks around, it would knock out someone who is at least marginally better. Let's try to make it happen, people. Kristy Lee needs to still sing about her love for Jesus, being white trash, her love of horses, and will eventually sing about all of them combined during the finale with her boobs hanging out. We must make this happen. So dial hard and long for Kristy, because Kristy likes it hard and long... when you vote, silly!