OK, so we overexaggerated on the last story. Constantine has work... in Desperation Tour 2008! Actually, it's just 4 American Idol finalists singing Christmas songs on December 3rd at the State Theatre in Easton, PA. The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo. Seriously, Diana. We don't even care that much about you but you can definitely do better than this group of desperate wannabes. Drop out and let someone truly pathetic take your place... like Carly Smithson. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for the tip!

Predictably, not one month after Sloppy Seconds Kimberly Caldwell started dating David Cook, some of her new songs have popped up on iTunes for purchase. The first is fittingly called "Gave Yourself Away" and the second is the real headache inducer called "Fear of Flying". The songs sound so terrible in their 30 second previews, no one has to worry about them being played on the radio. But the funniest part are the comments left to the songs so far. TheBest~* says:

I dont like her deep voice... its lyk a man's voice... its just my opinion... its rly bad in my opinion... never in a million bajillion years would i ever buy ANYTHING from Kimberely Caldwell.. what a little lkjdfsksldj

And Gabbi says:

bad. just bad.

When even the tweentards who write to our mail bag aren't likin' it, you know you have no talent. Oh well, better luck when you date the winner of American Idol 8, whether it's a male, female, plant, animal, whatever.

David Cook was spotted out and about at a Dodgers' game with his date, obnoxious ex-Idol finalist Kimberly Caldwell. David... seriously... you can do so much better than this loser. Right now, you can get some actually attractive women since you're the famous one. Then later, when no one likes you anymore, Sloppy Seconds Caldwell will still be there, looking for attention. Obviously she must be good in bed, because there is no other reason to like her, as is evident here by a blog post.