Call it Kelly Clarkson's revenge. This week, the corpse of Clive Davis was replaced as chariman and chief executive officer of BMG. Clive was demoted to the position of Chief Creative Officer, also known as Worthless Token Position Where Clive Can't Do Much. Does this mean we won't have to see him doing the corpse shuffle on the Idol finales anymore? Can we stop looking at his rotting flesh in HD? Well, we hope to look half as good as old Clivey when we're 150 too.

Looks like Idol isn't the magic formula after all. While one former Idol at least got something at the Grammies (Carrie Underwood won Best Female Country Vocal Performance, and songwriters for Farmbot and Boomie won in 2 other categories), the other Idols left empty-handed. Major tool Daughtry rightfully lost in all categories except for Worst Performance by a Tool with an Idiotic Tattoo (he almost lost to Blake Lewis), while Mantasia, Kelly Clarkson, and homophobe Mandisa also took home nothing. Don't be sad, kids. You can still come back to sing Idol Gives Head 2.0 since you'll likely be forced to anyway. And we just had to post this funny picture of John Mayer and Daughtry at the finale, courtesy of MJ's Big Blog. Leave us a comment and write a caption!