Frau Alert
Idiot Adam Lambert Fans Ruin Megan Joy's Contest
It's Raining Thongs and Bras
On the Vancouver stop of the Idol tour, during Allison and Adam's "Slow Ride" duet, someone throws a bra and then some panties on stage. And it's a big bra, probably from a 300 pound frau named Sue Ellen. Why did they pick them up? At least they got the undies off the stage as quickly as possible so the diseases didn't manifest in a toxic cloud.
Idiots Protest the Idol Concert Because Adam Lambert is Gay
We always thought the obsessed American Idol viewers were the dumbest people in the world. Well, we were wrong. These people (pictured) are. AI Now is reporting that a few pathetic morons stood outside the American Idol concert in San Jose to protest because Adam Lambert is gay. Seriously? They're protesting the fact that a gay man is singing karaoke songs? The bigoted protesters might want to hit up every karaoke bar in the country then. Apparently the morons are saying that anyone who watches the concert is going to hell. This is true, but not because Adam is gay. It's because the concert is basically a few hours of musical hell. Some of the singers are decent, but watching them sing other people's songs for hours is not exactly interesting.
Danny Gokey Fans Want to Kill Us With Kindness (And Bad Spelling)
Poor disilusioned Danny Gokey fans (we know, some people are really stupid) have had enough of everyone in the world talking bad about Danny. Instead of realizing that when a majority of people think something it might be true, the Gokey fans are starting a campaign to go around the internet and post nice things about Danny the douche where negativity is being spread. So far, none of them have come to the biggest site that ridicules Gokey (aka here). But as always, it gives us plenty of comments to laugh about.
Let the cry go out! We can't take this anymore. WE ARE GOKEY! (rawr). Who shall we spam first?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T ALOOW IT I WAS MEMBE RTHERE UNTIL THEY STARTED THIS H8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ALOW IS PLZ!!!! PLZ WE CAN'T ALLLOW DANNY'S NAME 2 B USED SO BADLY LIKE THIS... PLZ SRY IM LIKE...CRYING.....
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT. NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT! HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR GOKEY
So apparently Danny Gokey is a douche and his fans are morons. Wait, that's not news.
Adam Lambert Fans Attack MSNBC's Courtney Hazlett for Posting Gossip
Do you still remember the story we posted about Adam Lambert being a diva? Well it's the gift that keeps on giving. After it seems that Claymates posted the story because Adam was mean to Clay Aiken, the Adam Lambert fantards are now attacking the author of the article, MSNBC's Courtney Hazlett, by sending her nasty Twitter messages. Just like idiot Clay fans, Adam's fans don't get that attacking someone en masse accomplishes nothing but making them look stupid. So of course, we have to post the best ones here.
Lefil01: @courtneyatmsnbc I know you're a Kris fan. You are jealous of all the positive press Adam gets. You are unprofessional and should be fired.
VollyParton: @courtneyatmsnbc you are a lying, deceitful witch. I wonder how you sleep at night.
MichelleNguyen1: @courtneyatmsnbc DISGUSTING smear job u've done on Adam Lambert. 3 unnamed sources vs abt 1,000 named & filmed accounts on the contrary.
notquitedelilah: @courtneyatmsnbc What's the matter Court did Adam not grant you an interview? or R U so desperate 4 hits that you're willing to print lies?
CandyGirlLeigh: @courtneyatmsnbc Hey, Courtney, are your articles called scoops because they're poop?
suebrody1: @courtneyatmsnbc There are a LOT of us who are disgusted by
your so-called journalism. Don't think this is the end of this. It
isn't.
We hope it's not over! Printing Adam Lambert's fans' moronic reactions that take everything way too seriously has become quite entertaining.
Hilariously Pathetic Claymates are Attacking Adam Lambert
Remember that story we posted about Adam Lambert being a diva (well it's like 2 posts down, so you should probably remember it)? Turns out it may have been planted by the idiot Claymates because they were mad that Adam was insulting Clay Aiken. I know, right? Clay Aiken still has fans! We'll sit back and grab popcorn while Adam and Clay's fans attack each other and look like morons. Entertainment value for years! Remember, these are all ugly, fat housewives who still think they can get into Clay and Adam's pants. That makes it all the better.
Taylor Hicks is Reduced to Signing Albums at Walmart
Wow, Taylor Hicks has fallen from grace and into a muddy swamp of frauen. Poor guy. He went from winning American Idol (thanks to VFTW) to now signing albums at Walmart in the Women's Plus Sizes Department (that's not a joke... we wish it was). Idletard of course has all of the info, including pictures like the one on the left. A large crowd showed up for Taylor. And by large, we don't mean in numbers, we mean in the size of each person. They're heifers. The frauen usually are.
And So It Begins...
The Idol tour is upon us. The first chance for the Idol contestants to meet the fans all around the country who helped vote them for the win. Don't get us wrong, there are plenty of normal, attractive people who vote for Idol. But there are also... the Frauen. These overweight, bored housewives have nothing better to do than stalk the Idol contestants around the country during the tour and afterwards. They create scrapbooks, buy expensive presents for contestants they have never met, and try to find the hotels that the Idols stay at. They become friends with the Idol contestants' friends and family to try to get an "in". They leave their husbands home and act like 12 year olds on a bad sugar high. Idol contestants, we have one piece of advice for you. Cut them off now. Do not talk to them. Do not look at them. Do not acknowledge them. Doing so will only result in a stalking case being opened up. Last year's Idols learned the hard way that these women are delusional. So we're warning you up front. We know you read this site. Don't let it happen to you. The frauen are merciless and plentiful. And they're coming.
If you're wondering which Idol has the stupidest fans this year, look no further than Adam Lambert (not that you didn't already know this). Megan Joy's mom was running a contest where Megan's fans could win backstage passes to one of the Idol summer concerts. Well, Adam's frauen decided that they would use this opportunity to win the passes so that they could stalk Adam. When Megan's mom caught wind, she had to post:
Adam fans, you should be ashamed of yourselves for being so stupid. Yet still, some of the Adam frauen won passes by pretending to be Megan fans. One even posted their stupidity online:
No one will ever notice that this woman is not a Megan fan. Great camouflage! It seems Adam has been ditching signing autographs after the show anyway because he's had some run ins with the 400 pound frauen. Welcome to your new (and scary) life, Adam.