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Wow, that's pretty bad. Too much guyliner and not hiding his receding hairline very well. Sorry dude, this seems kind of sad. Hopefully the music is better than "Light On", because it'd be nice to see a decent Idol album every now and then, but we're not holding our breath.

AOL Popeater has the first listen to David Cook's first single, Light On. We think it's incredibly generic and the screaming in the verses is painfully poserific. As Chile put it, "ballads are boring." Isn't David supposed to be a rocker? Even the big headed one is better than this crappy song. Then again, it was produced by some douche who produces Kid Rock songs, so that might explain why it's so bad. Opinions?

David Cook has set an album release date, November 18th. He's also launched DavidCookOfficial.com. Why, you may ask? Because either he or his management company is smart enough to know they need to get some money off of these tards who spend every minute of every day lusting after his big head. To lure in the tards, David is even starting his own e-mail address on the site that he will personally check, David@DavidCookOfficial.com (feel free to send him letters). He's also only going to send information about his new single to people who sign up for his mailing list. We can't hate on that, because hey, it's brilliant to get a piece of that cow pie. Corral the frauen in one spot and force them to feed from your barn. Now if only we could corral them all in real life and then ship them off to a remote location without electricity.

A really disgusting trend has popped up regarding Jason Castro and his family. It appears that they are milking his idiot fans for money... and the fans are going along with it. It appears that his fans bought Jason's family free flights to Los Angeles among other things, and now the fans are raising money to purchase him a computer because he's complaining that his isn't working well. Can't these idiot fans think of something better to do with their money? Castro is going to pocket enough money from the Idol tour to buy himself his own damn computer. Michael Johns and David Cook have been much more tactful and are encouraging their fans to send any donations to Luke Menard's family, as Luke is currently battling cancer and his medical bills are very high. David and Michael have shown themselves to have class, and it's commendable. This has just led the Castrotards to fight amongst themselves over who deserves money more, and it's pretty hilarious. We'll spell it out for you... you are an idiot if you buy Jason Castro a computer. And Jason is ridiculous to encourage his fans to do this. When will it end? No time soon. Now Ramiele is posting blogs, sad that she doesn't have a guitar. Buy your own damn guitar, woman. You people are sad.

First Daughtry. Then Pocket Tool. Then the human canvas of pure waste that is Carly Smithson. Now this. Don't these people have any kind of barometer telling them they're putting hideous markings on their body? Haven't any of them seen good looking tattoos? They don't have to be this ugly. David... what were you thinking? Or drinking?

Now don't get us wrong. Carly Smithson annoys us too. We don't particularly care for most of this year's top 10. But the always ridiculous American Idol fans (the very same ones who write us hate mail) are now resorting to harassing and stalking the Idols while they tour the country. Creepy. Idletard.com has a great story about all of their idiocy. A girl carried a sign that said, "I killed 12 million people after the American Idol finale. I’m looking for my last victim. Have you seen this man?" that included a picture of David Cook. One person asked David Archuleta to sign a piece of paper that David found to have his family's private phone number on it. And someone shot Michael Johns with a water gun before the Idols got back on their tour bus. Seriously now. We love to make fun of Idol, but we like even more to make fun of the moronic fans. They're certifiable. So watch out on tour, Idols. I'm sure this is only a taste of what's to come from the losers who watch this show.

Reviews are coming in for the American Idol 2008 tour and they're just as we expected. Here are our favorite quotes thus far that chronicle this massive failure:

• "That's what "Idol" has done to this world. For seven seasons now, the sex-and-violence-free "family" show of our time has been informing and compromising kids' tastes in music, TV and concerts by forcing them to embrace ye ancient music of yesteryear. Much of that music is great, but more of it is truly, vilely heinous." - Doug Elfman, Las Vegas Review Journal
• "[David Archuleta] seemed genuinely terrified by his surroundings and struggled to get his fragile voice heard above the din." - Aidin Vaziri, San Francisco Chronicle
• "The last to take the stage was Cook, who greeted fans with his now-famously subdued rock version of Lionel Richie's "Hello." He would give the same treatment to Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." Both were bores.He also played his new single, "The Time of My Life," which probably isn't good enough to be played in a bar." - Jim Harrington, San Jose Mercury News

• "A preshow danceoff between concertgoers and a giant felt Pop Tart, a 30-minute audience Guitar Hero competition, and a constant loop of jumbotron ad spots for So You Think You Can Dance, Guitar Hero, and the debut album by already-been-dropped Blake Lewis sometimes made me feel like my mom and I were trapped inside a giant, insufferable infomercial. It was total product-placement hell, at times." - Lyndsey Parker, Yahoo! Music

Apparently Guitar Hero is sponsoring the Idol tour this summer. Whatever. The fascinating part of the article is this picture.

Everyone remember this when you think about trying out for AI8. You have to do this. And again... Carly manages to look like an idiot in every picture she appears in. 

The Bo Bice t-shirt with autographed CD and catalog are back up for bid in the VFTW 2008 Charity Auction. The high bidder did not pay for the items, so we put them back up for a new bid.

We also have a brand new sign from the Today Show concert series signed by David Cook and David Archuleta. This is a great collector's item, so tell everyone about it who loves one of the Davids.

All proceeds after eBay fees for both auctions will be going to Relay for Life and the American Cancer Society. The event is next Friday, so both items will only be up for 3 days on auction. So bid high for this great cause. Thanks!

Edited To Add: If you want to donate to this great cause but are not interested in these items, you can also do so here at Vote for the Worst's Relay for Life page. Thanks!