David Archuleta
David Archuleta Continues to Have His Photo Shoots at Some Sears in a Mall
Rest Assured, David Cook and David Archuleta Do Not Have Swine Flu
No idea why this is news... but when Gaspy and Big Head when to the Phillipines to perform, they were stopped by local officials to check for Swine Flu. The two called their lawyers and didn't want to be tested, but eventually submitted once they found out they could be arrested for refusing. No word on why these 2 were tested, yet the former Idol who looks most like a pig, Carly Smithson, has not yet been quarantined.
David Archuleta and Miley Cyrus Duet on Hannah Montana
I guess Miley needed to sing with someone girlier than her, so she picked David. The acting is atrocious, but David fits right in, so maybe he should do more stuff like this so the over 18 crowd never has to see him again.<--break-->
David Archuleta - "Touch My Hand (Ew! Cooties!)" Video
Here is Gaspy's latest music video for "Touch My Hand", which may or may not be about his crush on a VFTW moderator he saw in the audience at Idol. Though if asked who the song is about he would probably respond, "Oh Golly Gee! *gasp* I am too young *gasp* to have feeling about touching hands *gasp* with another person. *gasp* That's only for when I'm married *gasp gasp gasp*" (Video link from MJ's Big Blog)
David Archuleta and Paula Abdul Accept Kids' Choice Award for Favorite Reality Show
The only people Idol could get to accept a fake award are a drunk and an 8-year old? They must not care about winning this. To be fair, I doubt anyone cares about the Kids' Choice Awards.
David Archuleta Ditches the Few Fans He Has Left
David Archuleta was supposed to show up for an after-concert party in Idaho this week, but decided to not go, according to an article in the Standard Journal. Was he scared of a frauen stampede after reading David Cook's blog, or is he just a jerk off? Probably both. In the article, Jason Clark, a sophomore at Brigham Young University-Idaho, said he was extremely upset and felt "cheated" when Gaspy didn't show. The reason why Jason thinks Gaspy is someone worth paying $10 a ticket to meet is unclear, but Jason may be suffering from a psychological condition known as idiocy. Overall though, bad move alienating the few people who still like you that are under 40, Gaspy. But at least there will be more room for the cow-sized frauen at his upcoming concerts.
These Are David Archuleta's Fans
Gaspy frauen leer over the tard boy
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No they're not little girls. A group of David Archuleta's fans got together and filmed themselves after one of his concerts, where they all attended a funeral by the looks of things. These people look to be 4-5 times as old as David (since David is clearly 12). Creeeepy. Warning to future Idols: This is the fanbase that will stalk you once you're done on this show. Be warned now and assume a false identity.
David Archuleta Can't Stand to See or Hear Himself
Well, that makes two of us. David Archuleta did an interview where he talked about his involvement with the Walt Disney World Waste of Time Idol Attraction. After being asked whether he's seen the footage, he says, "I hate seeing myself. I don't know, I'm just so weird-looking and I sound weird. Oh, I hate hearing myself. Like with the stuff on the album I kind of had to get the hang of so that's not as bad, but everything else - no! I can't stand it." This one is too easy. Although Gaspy is just clearly now hearing and seeing what we all had to suffer through during last season, it's a bit pathetic that the kid puts himself down in an interview. But hey, if it stops him from recording any more music, maybe this is a good thing. Jeez, Gaspy, get some self-esteem!
There is no way that Gaspy keeps taking pictures like these (and the earlier ones) without playing to VFTW. Could he honestly think these pictures are good? Either way, we love that he keeps having pictures taken by second and third rate photographers for us to enjoy.