Danny Noriega did a webchat where he let his fans know that he was not invited to the American Idol finale this year. You know, the show he was on. Not only that, he had to track down people to get tickets, only to be told the show was full. Fellow semifinalists Colton Berry and Kady Malloy were also dissed as well. Idol, seriously. What the fuck? Give Danny a ticket to the show. Pulling crap like this just makes people hate you even more. To deny him a ticket is pretty low, but then again, we should expect this from Idol by now. Video highlight: Danny says Idol is full of shit. We know, Danny. We know.

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Apparently Danny keeps doing some web chats and people keep recording them. Well, he mentioned VFTW and he said he likes us, but that he cried when we were mean to him. Danny, we love you, we're not mean to you! Besides, we focus all of our negative energy on Carly for the most part. By the way, please tell Ramiele to do SOMETHING interesting this week. She's turning into Syesha Borecado part 2.

Even though this video is kind of obnoxious with the constant spinning, we're proud of Danny! He already has a spot on a cruise ship (insert Simon Cowell joke here). But we haven't seen any other semifinalists with jobs already. It's the power of VFTW. Good things come to all Worsters. Congrats on already being the most successful AI7 top 24 contestant so far! He's just TMTH and we love him for it.

The always hilarious folks at The Soup parodied our site this week and showed us just how much Danny "wasn't likin" being voted of Idol. Oh yeah, that stripper guy and the asthmatic kid is in it too. Check it out!

Our Bride of Chucky made the top 12, but our cute little tomato fell just short. Boo! Oh well, it was a great run for Danny Noriega and he was just coming into his own on the show. Danny, you made us proud and we're sure great things will come for you. Amanda, your journey is just beginning. After Amanda's lukewarm performance and the judge pimping, we'll definitely still consider her for our pick, but we want to hear what you have to say. Who will VFTW vote for now that we're in the top 12? Poll coming soon. Next week the Idols butcher the Beatles, so this should be hilariously awful. We exposed the Idol plants. We exposed David Hernandez exposing himself. And we got some awesome performances from Danny Noriega. What will be the next great VFTW victory? Find out soon!

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing. Dial 1-866-IDOLS-03 or text 'VOTE' to 5703. Danny came out and embraced his inner Worster by dying his hair purple and singing "Tainted Love" with sass. His best performance yet by FAR. Great job, Danny! This was the performance we all knew he had in him, and it was amazing. So vote overtime for him since Simon wants him out. Simon even called him a chicken wing because Paula called him "sensitive and spicy." Well, keep this chicken wing in and let's get him in to the top 12 as he's in real danger again tonight.

NOT! Oh Danny, you are Worster gold. We love you!