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This is really sad. Chris Richardson finally surfaces after fading into obscurity to put out his remix of one of the worst songs of the year, T-Pain's "Can't Believe It". Chris makes it worse by talking about bacon and Sarah Palin. Even more ridiculous? This is almost exactly the same thing Justin Timberlake already did. Though Justin's is legal. Please do something original, Chris.

What are the Idols singing this week and what did the judges say? The show is pretaped this week, so the tweenies at Idolforums reported the singing order and some comments:
1st to sing- Chris Richardson - "Change the World" by Eric Clapton
2nd- Melinda Doolittle - "There Will Come a Day" by Faith Hill
3rd- Blake Lewis - "Imagine" by John Lennon
4th- LaKisha Jones - "I Believe" by Fantasia
5th- Phil Stacey - "The Change" by Garth Brooks
Pimp spot- Jordin Sparks - "You'll Never Walk Alone" by various artists
Click "read more" for the judges' comments.

VFTW has a poll going at the message board to see who should be the new candidate to replace our papaya Sanjaya. The poll is just informal and will not decide who we vote for, it's just to see general opinion. Make sure to stop on by and vote! Here are the current results. Don't like em? Make sure to share your opinion:

1. Phil Stacey 48%
2. Chris Richardson 29%
3. LaKisha Jones 12%
4. Blake Lewis 9%

Not to say that Blake and Chris Richardson aren't attractive young men, especially after the parade of fuglies that normally make up the guys' half of the Idol cast, but someone is taking it a little too far. We've been cracking up all day reading this fan fiction story about Chris and Blake's first homosexual experience, so we wanted to pass it on to you to laugh at. If you want to get off on it too, I guess that's cool, just pretend that you laughed at it for our sake, ok?

For those of you who haven't been keeping up and want to skip the episode tomorrow, here's the list of the top 24 that IdolForums has spoiled. Don't read on if you don't want to know.

In other updates, it's rumored that Gwen Stefani will be singing her single "The Sweet Escape" on the March 28 episode of Idol. Expect a VFTW victory that eclipses even the worst contestant that week.

Also, our "friends" at Idolforums have posted who they've heard are the contestants who have definitely made the top 24 voting rounds. Want to know who they've pegged so far? Keep reading...