Carly Smithson
2008 Whatevia Award Winners
What... the... fuck?
Apparently Guitar Hero is sponsoring the Idol tour this summer. Whatever. The fascinating part of the article is this picture.
Everyone remember this when you think about trying out for AI8. You have to do this. And again... Carly manages to look like an idiot in every picture she appears in.
Bad Decisions Happen Every Day
In the worst marketing decision of the 21st century, a company named Beckley has apparently decided to use Syesha Mercado, Carly Smithson, and Brooke White in their new commercial. We found pictures of the commercial at Entertainment Hotline. How Carly made it into a commercial that isn't about anti-nausea medication is beyond us, but we fully expect sales at this store we've never heard of to plummet even lower. What would be a more appropriate commercial for these 3? Let us know in the comments.
VFTW's Insane Dishes the Dirt on VFTW
Watch VFTW radio host Insane talk about the history of Vote for the Worst, and then watch a cast of VFTW favorites (and that four time loser Carly) talk about how terrible our site is. Carly says she's never lurked here, yet we have physical proof that she has. Big fat liar!
The "Carly Smithson is Gone" Celebration Video!
If you're happy that Carly's gone, you'll like this.
If you're sad that Carly's gone... well you must be Carly, because no one else is upset.
An hour and a half later and it's still funny
CARLY'S GONE!!!! Oh this is too delicious. Thanks to everyone who helped us vote for Brooke this week to make this magical moment possible. The season is finally interesting for a week.
CARLY IS GONE CELEBRATION RADIO SHOW! We helped keep Brooke on. VFTW Victory!
Carly is gone!!!! YAY!!!!! Brooke wasn't even in the bottom 2. VFTW VICTORY! The icing on the cake was Carly looking pissed as Syesha sang, complaining to Ryan about being in the bottom 2. Go home. No one likes you, Sanjaya hating failure. Let's celebrate this bitch home on the radio show. Listen at 10 PM Eastern, 9 PM Central. And you can call 218-486-1300 and put in the code 556833 to talk live. Check back in this post an hour before the show for a "listen live" link that you can click on to listen to us on the All Digital Radio Network.
Carly Already Knows Mariah Carey
It will be interesting to see how Carly reacts to meeting Mariah Carey tonight on Idol. This is because Carly will probably pretend to be "excited to meet her", yet there is extensive proof that the 2 already know each other. In an old News of the World article, Carly made it all about her (as always) when she met Mariah. "She told me she loved my song and thought I was a great singer. I was completely gobsmacked, one of the world's most successful female singers was praising me." The connection was also mentioned in the wonderful Star Magazine article. Now we can't blame Mariah tonight if she forgets Carly, because honestly, who would remember a hideous flop of an artist from 7 years ago? But if Carly acts like she's never met Mariah, then it's just another thing to add to her book of lies.
EDITED TO ADD: Yep, Carly told Mariah, "Nice to meet you." What a lying skank.
You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).
1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week
2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love
3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive