Well that's no fun! Brooke helped us take out CarlyPlant, in the amazing results show last week, a true VFTW victory. But as soon as we said hello, we had to say goodbye. It was a great, crazy few weeks, filled with awesome VFTWness. But now, we move on. Probably to Jason, right? No poll is necessary this week as there aren't many choices left. Leave a comment and let us know what you think. Or give us a call at the radio show (on live now!) and tell us who we should vote for. The show's not over till the fat lady sings... and Carly won't be back until the finale!

To vote for Brooke this week, dial 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-08 as much as you can. You can also text 'VOTE' to 5703. "I'm a Believer" was awesome in its head-bopping awkwardness, one of her best (worst) ever and definitely the worst of the night. Her second was better but the squeaking and shaking was still characteristically Brooke. And Paula's slip-up to prove that the show is scripted? PRICELESS. This show is derailing faster than you can say "canceled before season 8." Oh, this is so bad! We must help Brooke get to next week, as it's rumored to be iTunes top 100 week and that would be CLASSSIC!

CARLY'S GONE!!!! Oh this is too delicious. Thanks to everyone who helped us vote for Brooke this week to make this magical moment possible. The season is finally interesting for a week.

Carly is gone!!!! YAY!!!!! Brooke wasn't even in the bottom 2. VFTW VICTORY! The icing on the cake was Carly looking pissed as Syesha sang, complaining to Ryan about being in the bottom 2. Go home. No one likes you, Sanjaya hating failure. Let's celebrate this bitch home on the radio show. Listen at 10 PM Eastern, 9 PM Central. And you can call 218-486-1300 and put in the code 556833 to talk live. Check back in this post an hour before the show for a "listen live" link that you can click on to listen to us on the All Digital Radio Network.

Brooke White is awkward television at its best! 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-09, you can call either number (call the least busy number), or text 'VOTE' to 5703. She again messed up the song, stopped everything, and started again because it flustered her so much. Imagine her at the finale. "THIS IS MY.... Wait... I need to start over. Guys. I can't." The silence was deafening as Paula struggled to think of a compliment. Lots of silence. It was amazingly awkward, and a true VFTW victory. Brooke must forget the words every week for maximum entertainment potential. Thanks for not letting us down, Brooke! Make sure to vote as much as you can for her, because when you forget your words for the 3rd time in a season, sympathy starts running dry. So let's keep it from running dry, get the waterworks flowing. Vote for Brooke for the whole 2 hours!

As we say goodbye to Kristy, we say hello to Brooke White. The sun rises on a brand new era in VFTW history. Everyone's sure this is her last week in the competition, so let's try to save her for one more week if possible. Her mental instability is the greatest of any Idol contestant ever, meaning we could get some VFTW gold this week. And if not, the resulting breakdown from her elimination will still be fun. We'd like to try to delay it by a week or two if possible though. Good luck, Brooke, and don't cry. You've got a whole ton of new power voters picking up the phone for you this week and we're crazy about you!

American Idol is idiotic enough to start the American Idol Live Hotline (323-874-7777). If you call, the voicemail asks for a question you'd like to ask the contestants or judges. It also asks you to leave a phone number so they can call you back. They want to get someone to ask a question live on the air. So feel free to call and attempt this with a fake question, and then switch it up to a VFTW question when you're live! Of course, the "live callers" will probably all be production staff pretending to be callers. So do what we've done so far and just leave the hotline a bunch of funny messages such as

"Did you (GASP) notice that (GASP) David Archuleta (GASP) does this annoying (GASP) gasping (GASP) this during his (GASP) performances?"

"Hey Hernandez, I've got 20 singles with your name on them. Shake it over this way, sweet cheeks."

"Hey Brooke White, this is He-Man. You'll never conquer Eternia. And eat a cheeseburger while you're at it."

Remember, we may not make it on the show, but they still have to go through all of our messages and listen to each one.

Click "read more" to see if your favorites are rumored to have made it to the top 24. This is all thanks to JoesPlace.

Did plants like Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Hennessy make it? How about inoffensively bland Drew Poppelreiter, Colton Swon, and Brooke White? Read on and find out. (Photochop by Unravel)