Blake Lewis
VFTW VICTORY- BLAKE IN THE FINALS!
Posted by thefunnystone on May 16th, 2007 at 6:21 PM
Vote for Blake! 1-866-IDOLS-02 or 1-866-IDOLS-05 or 1-866-IDOLS-08
Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2007 at 5:33 PM
Just vote! Call in for Blake to either 1-866-IDOLS-02, 1-866-IDOLS-05, or 1-866-IDOLS-08 and let's help him make the finals! Or you can text VOTE to 5702. This guy is the only thing keeping the show even a little bit interesting, and if he can kick out Jordin or Melinda, that would be incredibly hilarious. Will it happen? Who knows, but it won't unless you vote. So stop what you're doing and keep hitting that redial button, Worsters! Blake is missing his nightly amour with Chris, so let's give him our love.
Is Blake Toast Before We Even Vote?
Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2007 at 5:04 PM
Howard 100 news is back at it again, and they've heard that Blake Lewis is going home this week. Mind you, they reported this before Blake even sang, so if he goes home, there's definitely some proof in the making that Idol is rigged. Don't stop voting for Blake of course, but we just wanted to let you know what's being reported because we love our friends at the Stern show. But hey, go Blake!
Emo-Skunk and Sir Mix a Lot Perform "Baby Got Back"
Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2007 at 7:30 AM
Blake Lewis performs Baby Got Back with Sir Mix-A-Lot in Seattle at his Idol homecoming. This just cements him as the VFTW pick, nice work, Blake! I don't see Melinda singing My Neck, My Back anytime soon.
Wookie, No Neck, and Blake on Leno
Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2007 at 7:09 AM
Jay Leno point blank asks them if they voted for Sanjaya and what they think about Votefortheworst.com. Jordin stares at Melinda like, "What the hell should we say about that website?" and then Blake responds that he never goes on the internet. Riiiiiight. I'm sure they're not allowed to talk about us.
Vote for the Worst: B-B-B-Blake
Posted by thefunnystone on May 12th, 2007 at 6:13 AM
We all know this is a woman's season to win. And we all know Blake is far too creative to listen to what 19 Entertainment would want him to do with a record. We also know that the judges make no sense when they love Blake's beat boxing one week and hate it the next. Because of all this, VFTW is supporting Blake Lewis, the only semi-entertaining person left on the show. He's also the least consistent, so he could possibly throw in a little unpredictability. People either love him or hate him, but we know that most people do not want to see him outlast Melinda or Jordin. Can he get to the finals? I guess we'll see!
Song Spoilers for Bee Gees Night
Posted by thefunnystone on May 7th, 2007 at 8:15 PM
USA Today broke the song spoilers for the week. This week, our KiKi is singing Run to Me and Staying Alive. Seriously. We love it so much. So if we want LaKisha to stay alive in the competition, we're gonna have to vote overtime. This is hopegfully going to be a great week for our favorite baby mama.
Other spoilers-
Blake: You Should Be Dancing and This Is Where I Came In
Jordin: Woman in Love and To Love Somebody
Melinda: Love You Inside and Out, and How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
Well that was less fun than aniticipated!
Posted by thefunnystone on May 2nd, 2007 at 6:06 PM
God, this season is awful. We lost our Undead Prince, probably because so many Worsters have completely tuned out (can't say we blame them, the show has lost all of its spark without Sanjaya). But hey, we still haven't had a single shocking elimination all season, so let's try to make it happen! Why are the producers settling for such a terrible show this year? Help us decide whether to vote for LaKisha or Blake here. Do we vote for the worst of the divas, or do we vote for Mr. Grandpa Pants? Sure, it's nowhere near as fun, but let us know your opinion! We miss you, Phil, thanks for the fun!
MELINDA WENT HOME!!!!!! VFTW VICTORY!!!! Holy crap... who saw this coming? Our votes made all the difference this week, and even the pimp spot didn't save her. This is a glorious moment, let's all celebrate! Blake is driving the VFTW bus to the finale, even if he hit a speedbump along the way. Go Emo-Skunk!