Two of American Idol 7's early boots decided to form a musical group... introducing Whitaker Malloy. Alaina Whitaker (who you may remember as the Interchangeable Blonde Whore who could actually sing well) and Kady Malloy (who you may remember as the Interchangeable Blonde Whore who had a nice rack and made stank faces but seemed like she might be fun) joined up with Alaina's sister Brittney to record country music. While it seems like their gimmick isn't bad, they're going to need better songs to sell records. With a little work, we could possibly see it working. All they have to do is let Alaina sing the vocals and make the CD cover Kady's boobs. In any case, we always like to see people succeed without the Idol machine, so good luck, girls. We hope you outsell Carlyplant.