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The Kris Allen-Adam Lambert showdown wasn't even close according to a tweet by Billy Bush. Rumor also has it that 38 million of the 100 million votes cast last night came exclusively from Arkansas. Since most of the country voted for Adam, that would about even it out. Combine that with VFTW's help and the pissed off Danny Gokey fans, and it was easy to see why Kris won. VFTW Victory! (Info via MJ's Big Blog)

So finally, someone asks Adam to stop jumping around the topic and just say, "I'm gay." Entertainment Weekly pops the question, but Adam doesn't bite.

I want to just get this question out of the way first, something that's been dangling a bit over you for the whole season: Would you like to put to rest all the speculation about your sexuality?
It's not dangling over my head. [Laughing] It may be dangling over yours, but it's not over mine. Yeah, I think speculation keeps things really interesting.

So you don't want to say anything one way or the other?
Like I said, I think speculation keeps things very, very interesting. [Laughs]

Of course there is no speculation and only idiots think he's straight. But Adam doesn't realize that saying he's gay will at least scare off most of the disturbed frauen who will stalk him all during the tour. Maybe he likes 300 pound women?

We'll never get tired of laughing at the Adam Lambert fans who are mad that Kris won. VFTW Victory! This one's name is Kerstain (insert joke here), though she's a little over the top so she's probably just looking for attention and making this up. We'll happily give her the attention though so people can get a good laugh.

VFTW's least favorite Adam Lambert fan, Aperilla12, posted a YouTube reaction to Kris winning, complete with plenty of profanity. VFTW Victory!

Kris Allen won American Idol season 8. The guy who was supposed to go home for many weeks actually took home the title and beat out the clear frontrunner. VFTW Victory! The votes were close, and VFTW's extra votes may have been what pushed him over the edge to beat megapimped Adam Lambert in the finale. This is a hilarious result, as the show clearly wanted Adam to win. When Kris was announced as the winner, Simon wouldn't even give him a standing ovation like the other judges did. This is one of the greatest VFTW victories of all time, as the person who was supposed to win ended up losing. Gotta love it.

Thanks to everyone for a great season, it's been so much fun and we had a great time messing with America's Largest Karaoke Competition. And to top it all off, we helped select the winner. So all of you Adam fans out there, we just have one thing to say. BWAHAHAHA. It's still funny! We're sure the news wil try to spin it like Adam lost because America is homophobic or because America loves an underdog. But we all know it was VFTW making sure the pimped winner didn't stand a chance. Bravo.

While the song has some rhymes that don't quite work, this girl's video is kind of funny. It has a VFTW shoutout and it's funny to see her tell people to shut the fuck up. So even though she seems a bit deranged, she's probably deranged in the fun way that Worsters are.

After Adam and Kris performed the atrocity that is "No Boundaries", reporters had fun poking at them for having to sing it. The interview is pretty funny, wit ha reporter shouting out, "Who looks better naked?" at 1:58 and Adam trying to skirt the gay question again. Overall, both guys come across pretty likable.

Adam Lambert has been annointed by the show as a "worldwide star" and "one of the most original contestants ever." Why would we want that to win? So vote for Kris Allen, 1-866-436-5702, 1-866-436-5704, and 1-866-436-5706. Dial the number that's the least busy. If Kris Allen wins, it'd be a huge coup. How about that "No Boundaries?" Both of them sucked on it so hardcore. So honestly, whoever wins is stuck with that crap song. It should be hilarious to watch anyone sing it again tomorrow. Let's hope it's Kris so the judges will complain and have bitter stares of resentment while Kris attempts a crappy song in the wrong key. The perfect way to end season 8.

The New York daily news says that someone overheard Adam Lambert introducing his boyfriend to the other AI contestants at Outback Steak House last week. Wow, shocker. Everyone (except frauen) knows that Adam is gay. This constant searching for proof is hysterical. It's as if a picture of him swapping spit with a dude wasn't enough. Who cares if he says out loud that he's gay? Only morons think he's straight to begin with. If this actually matters to you in real life, you need professional help.

We've had some idiots on the site, but this one takes the cake. A woman gets a permanent Adam Lambert tattoo on her back. The best part is when she asks a waiter if he knows what her tattoo means, and the man has never heard of Adam. Also check out Melissa Dawn vandalizing stores to promote Adam. This woman is a nutcase. This is the reason we must help Kris win. Imagine the video she'd make then!