Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert Whored Himself Out to Another Producer As Well

Posted by thefunnystone on July 8th, 2009 at 5:19 PM

Adam Lambert gives it up to anyone who wants it... musically that is (well probably sexually too because that Drake guy doesn't seem like much of a catch). Apparently unaware of the Hi Fi Records drama, J. Scott G. is preparing to release an Adam Lambert song called "Live the Life" that was recorded just before Adam went on Idol. What will Adam say about this one? And why did he record so much music with random producers just last year? Is that how he paid for the Ecstasy or something? Something's amiss here. And since he's clearly an attention whore, can the sex tape be far behind? (Story via MJ's Big Blog)


Hi Fi Says Adam Lambert Signed a Record Contract in 2008

Posted by thefunnystone on June 27th, 2009 at 8:09 AM

So back and forth goes the ping pong ball between Adam Lambert and Hi Fi Records. Hi Fi is set to release an album of Adam's tracks. Adam claims they were studio sessions where he recorded demos for other singers. Hi Fi releases a memo that says Adam wrote most of them. Adam then said that the songs were his own demos, that he didn't want them released, and that they didn't reflect the type of music he is now recording. All caught up now?

So now Hi Fi Records is saying that Adam Lambert signed a recording contract with them in 2008 (via MJ's Big Blog). Hi Fi is saying that it has a record contract signed by Adam on Feb. 12, 2008. If this is true, he probably wasn't out of the contract by the time he tried out for Idol in the summer of 2008, meaning he violated the terms Idol sets forth for the show's contestants (you can't have a current recording contract). So it's pretty obvious to assume why his old label is mad: Adam signed a contract with them, he decided it wasn't good enough for him, and he probably tried to get out of it by going on Idol.

We'll keep you updated on the drama, because watching Adam sqiurm over the old tracks is pretty funny. He recorded them one year ago, yet they now don't reflect the music he is currently working on? That's called being a sell out, Adam. If he did sign a contract with Hi Fi, then they have every right to release his music. Guess we'll see if the contract materializes soon.


Adam Lambert Lies About Writing Old Songs

Posted by thefunnystone on June 25th, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Adam Lambert's old record label is planning to release an album this summer of Adam's pre-Idol recordings. So Adam released a statement that the songs were recorded as demos for other artists, saying, "Back in 2005 when I was a struggling artist, I was hired as a studio singer to lend my vocals to tracks written by someone else. I was broke at the time and this was my chance to make a few bucks, so I jumped at the opportunity to record for my first time in a professional studio." Is it any shock the guy is lying? TMZ uncovered a memo from Adam's old label showing that Adam coworote a majority of the songs. Clearly, Adam is just embarrassed about the songs, but what an idiot for lying about it. Now he's just going to look stupid.


Gene Simmons Wants Adam Lambert to Shut Up

Posted by againstallodds on June 11th, 2009 at 1:52 PM

Basically echoing what everyone else wants to say, Gene Simmons says that Adam Lambert should shut up about his sexual orientation and that no one cares. To be fair to Adam, he just finally said something recently, but he did continually play coy and act like an idiot for a while there, causing people to keep asking him. Now every news outlet in the world can't stop reporting on Adam's homosexuality. Maybe we should be telling the mainstream media to shut up about it rather than Adam.


Adam Lambert Finally Says He's Gay in Rolling Stone

Posted by againstallodds on June 9th, 2009 at 7:45 AM

Coming as no surprise to anyone, Adam Lambert was waiting to announce his homosexuality like it was a big deal in Rolling Stone. He was probably offered a big paycheck. Otherwise there was no reason for him to pussyfoot around the issue for so long. Adam is quoted as saying, "Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, 'I'm going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.'" Yeah, ok... Adam also admits he's been on plenty of drugs (pot, Ecstasy, cocaine) and that he was hot for Kris Allen, but Kris didn't reciprocate because of his wife. Hey, at least the guy is being candid and not doing the typical "I love everyone" Idol B.S. interview most contestants do, so good for him.


So you can win Artist of the Year at some awards show after doing nothing but competing in a bad karaoke competition? That seems rather strange. It looks like this award was only given to Adam because the Young Hollywood Awards are looking for publicity for themselves since no one has ever heard of them. No A-listers were spotted at these awards.


Do you still remember the story we posted about Adam Lambert being a diva? Well it's the gift that keeps on giving. After it seems that Claymates posted the story because Adam was mean to Clay Aiken, the Adam Lambert fantards are now attacking the author of the article, MSNBC's Courtney Hazlett, by sending her nasty Twitter messages. Just like idiot Clay fans, Adam's fans don't get that attacking someone en masse accomplishes nothing but making them look stupid. So of course, we have to post the best ones here.

Lefil01: @courtneyatmsnbc I know you're a Kris fan. You are jealous of all the positive press Adam gets. You are unprofessional and should be fired. 

VollyParton: @courtneyatmsnbc you are a lying, deceitful witch. I wonder how you sleep at night.

MichelleNguyen1: @courtneyatmsnbc DISGUSTING smear job u've done on Adam Lambert. 3 unnamed sources vs abt 1,000 named & filmed accounts on the contrary.

notquitedelilah: @courtneyatmsnbc What's the matter Court did Adam not grant you an interview? or R U so desperate 4 hits that you're willing to print lies?

CandyGirlLeigh: @courtneyatmsnbc Hey, Courtney, are your articles called scoops because they're poop?

suebrody1: @courtneyatmsnbc There are a LOT of us who are disgusted by
your so-called journalism. Don't think this is the end of this. It
isn't. 

We hope it's not over! Printing Adam Lambert's fans' moronic reactions that take everything way too seriously has become quite entertaining.


Remember that story we posted about Adam Lambert being a diva (well it's like 2 posts down, so you should probably remember it)? Turns out it may have been planted by the idiot Claymates because they were mad that Adam was insulting Clay Aiken. I know, right? Clay Aiken still has fans! We'll sit back and grab popcorn while Adam and Clay's fans attack each other and look like morons. Entertainment value for years! Remember, these are all ugly, fat housewives who still think they can get into Clay and Adam's pants. That makes it all the better.