Adam Lambert

A VFTW reader who went to the American Idol concert last night at the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island wrote to us to say that Adam Lambert ditched the fans at the meet and greet again. This is at least the fourth time in the past few weeks that we know of. Adam, yes, your fans are annoying idiots. But they're annoying idiots that will give you money by buying your album. You don't seem to get this.

"I was at the concert tonight at Nassau Coliseum in Long Island. Stayed after to get autographs. Megan and Alison were sweethearts and stopped to take pictures and chat with people. Felt bad for Kris, as they were pushing him along and then halfway through told him he was out of time and he had to leave, much to the chagrin of the other half of the crowd. Anoop, Matt, Danny, Scott, and Michael all were hurrying along and saying that they didn't have time for pictures. But being as nice as they could. Lil never came out and neither did Adam the Asshole. I'm telling you this crowd had twice as many Adam fans as Kris fans and he can't show up for five minutes to sign a couple of autographs or even wave to the crowd? But I must say that I (no Adam fan myself) was pretty pleased that he didn't show up. I was saying that he tries to be a sex symbol -- but 95% of his fans are girls below 16 or above 40. It's a little sad. The fact that they're screeching all night and waiting to meet him and buying pictures for him to autograph and crowding you til you can't breathe gets really annoying. So seeing the looks on their faces when he didn't show up pretty much made my night. You deserve it, annoying girls, for idolizing an asshole!!!!"

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Adam then goes on to say

"I feel bad but please understand that I try to give you guys 110% on stage. Your ticket is to see us perform! Entitlement is not sexy..."

Indeed. Entitlement isn't sexy, from Adam or from the Sparklecows. Though the frauen are never sexy. Remember though, Adam. Blake ditched the fatties during the tour too, and look where he is now. It's a pact with the devil, but you should have known that going in.

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We heard Adam ditched an Idol tour meet and greet due to "a stalker", then he ditched it again when the crazy Adam fan pretended to be a Megan fan to win backstage passes, and now it seems he's done it again. Though can you blame the guy? If you had to deal with seas of fat, middle aged women wearing glitter and slowly suffocating you, wouldn't you hide too? Adam has some of the stupidest fans since the Claymates.

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Yep, not an attractive kid.

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You voted, we counted. Here's the winners of the 2009 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Megan Joy - Rockin Robin

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

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If you're wondering which Idol has the stupidest fans this year, look no further than Adam Lambert (not that you didn't already know this). Megan Joy's mom was running a contest where Megan's fans could win backstage passes to one of the Idol summer concerts. Well, Adam's frauen decided that they would use this opportunity to win the passes so that they could stalk Adam. When Megan's mom caught wind, she had to post:

I am sad to be ending the "50 words or less" contest, as of July 22nd. If you entered the contest prior to July 22, your entry will still be considered.  While I don't blame ANYONE for wanting to go backstage and meet any or all of the top 10 Idols, I prefer my time and energy be spent on Megan's Fans!

Adam fans, you should be ashamed of yourselves for being so stupid. Yet still, some of the Adam frauen won passes by pretending to be Megan fans. One even posted their stupidity online:

I haven't received a confirmation email from AI either and my daughter and I are shaking in our boots worrying the passes won't be there tomorrow when we get there.
I went out and bought a ton of makeup to do my eyes like Adam's are for the tour. I will probably end up looking like a clown and wash it all off. LOL. I'm making an Adam t-shirt tomorrow morning and putting a blue streak in my hair. If I don't chicken out that is.
I experimented with dark blue nail polish yesterday covered in sparkles and liked it so much I never took it off. It's so cool. And I don't care who thinks it looks stupid on an old fart like me. LOL.
I am so nervous. REALLY nervous! And now after hearing that Adam didn't come out to the barricades to sign autographs, I'm even more nervous. I hope he is all right.
OMG! I am meeting Adam Lambert in less than 24 hours!

No one will ever notice that this woman is not a Megan fan. Great camouflage! It seems Adam has been ditching signing autographs after the show anyway because he's had some run ins with the 400 pound frauen. Welcome to your new (and scary) life, Adam.

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On the Vancouver stop of the Idol tour, during Allison and Adam's "Slow Ride" duet, someone throws a bra and then some panties on stage. And it's a big bra, probably from a 300 pound frau named Sue Ellen. Why did they pick them up? At least they got the undies off the stage as quickly as possible so the diseases didn't manifest in a toxic cloud.

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We always thought the obsessed American Idol viewers were the dumbest people in the world. Well, we were wrong. These people (pictured) are. AI Now is reporting that a few pathetic morons stood outside the American Idol concert in San Jose to protest because Adam Lambert is gay. Seriously? They're protesting the fact that a gay man is singing karaoke songs? The bigoted protesters might want to hit up every karaoke bar in the country then. Apparently the morons are saying that anyone who watches the concert is going to hell. This is true, but not because Adam is gay. It's because the concert is basically a few hours of musical hell. Some of the singers are decent, but watching them sing other people's songs for hours is not exactly interesting.

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