Kelly Clarkson Insults Her Record Label In Concert - '2 More Records'

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:29 PM EST

During a concert, Kelly Clarkson takes time out to say, "I've always loved soulful music and wanted to record it but I can't because I work with a bunch of suits." She then counts down how much longer she has with her current label by saying, "2 more records!" Gotta love how the original Idol winner is a total badass to keep making fun of her label. Awesome! Kelly really does have way too much talent to sing the songs she does.


Kelly Clarkson Rips on Taylor Swift's Manager

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 3:03 PM EST

After Taylor Swift sucked ass at the Grammys, people were understandably annoyed that she won awards. The head of Taylor's recoed label, Scott Borchetta, attempted to defend her by saying, "This is not American Idol. This is not a competition of getting up and seeing who can sing the highest note. This is about a true artist and writer and communicator. It's not about that technically perfect performance." Understandably annoyed, because Taylor Swift is a rat faced bitch who can't sing, Kelly Clarkson shot back at Scott. Awesome. Loving Kelly and her cajones.

Wow …..Dear Scott Borchetta, 

I understand defending your artist obviously because I have done the same in the past for artists I like, including Taylor, so you might see why its upsetting to read you attacking American Idol for producing simply vocalists that hit ‘the high notes’. Thank you for that ‘Captain Obvious’ sense of humor because you know what, we not only hit the high notes, you forgot to mention we generally hit the ‘right’ notes as well. Every artist has a bad performance or two and that is understandable, but throwing blame will not make the situation at hand any better. I have been criticized left and right for having shaky performances before (and they were shaky) and what my manager or label executives say to me and the public is “I’ll kick butt next time” or “every performance isn’t going to be perfect” ……I bring this up because you should take a lesson from these people and instead of lashing out at other artists (that in your ‘humble’ opinion lack true artistry), you should simply take a breath and realize that sometimes things won’t go according to plan or work out and that’s okay. 

Sincerely, 

One of those contestants from American Idol who only made it because of her high notes.


Kelly Clarkson Fans are as Rabid and Crazy as the Others

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, January 03, 2010 at 5:53 AM EST

We've all seen how moronic Adam Lambert fans or David Archuleta fans are. But did you know that Kelly Clarkson has fans that are equally as batshit crazy? Anne Chantal, who posted the video of Kelly Clarkson firing her guitarist on stage, has been the subject of attacks by the crazy Kelly Clarkson fans. Anne has gotten death threats, threats of lawsuits, and more. Not shocking, it seems most Idol fans can't separate their undying obsession with a singer from reality.


Kelly Clarkson Fired Her Guitarist on Stage in 2005

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 8:56 AM EST

Apparently Kelly Clarkson was so angry at her guitarist for doing something on stage (possibly flipping off the audience) back in 2005, that she fired him on the spot. It's pretty awesome. The video just surfaced today from Twitter user anenechantal. Now if only she could've done that to Clive Davis during the My December debacle.