Kris Allen Is Slaughtering Adam Lambert In Sales

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Wednesday, January 06, 2010 at 12:26 PM EST
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It's like The Tortoise & The Hare, except in this case the hare is a big fat tranny with horrible skin...VFTW pick Kris Allen is slaughtering Adam Lambert in Singles sales!...

  • Kris Allen, Live Like We're Dying, 486 000 total

  • Adam Lambert, For Your Entertainment, 195 000

  • Adam Lambert, Whattaya Want From Me, 136 000

VFTW told you so! While Adam's fans are making threats and getting their Idol pulled off the airwaves, our pick continues to make his usual dull but steady climb onward and upward. VFTW Victory!


Smartie
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 12:40 PM Reply with quote
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Haa haa!

Madam Lamebert the LOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRR.

sunshine8503
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 12:42 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: March 2007 Location: Simon said everyone else was amazing, an we were bad....I guess we are unique!

Haha Kris also doesn't have to deal with insane Sparkle Cows embarrassing him everywhere. For the most part, Kris has normal sane fans that don't harass radio stations, where glitter, weigh 300lbs, and old enough to be his mother

artvandy
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 12:50 PM Reply with quote
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Oh but wait.. Adam's CD is almost gold.

Just like Taylor Hicks.

Hit songs are the measure of recording success, not front-heavy CD sales based on hype.

MonkeySender
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 1:27 PM Reply with quote
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Carol! Where are you you fat mooing turd! I want your reasoning behind these numbers.

Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 1:32 PM Reply with quote
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Do you hear what I hear? It's the sound of a thundering herd of sparkly cows headed this way to defend Madam's epic fail. Looks like a good day for a cattle drive. Yee Haw!

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 1:39 PM Reply with quote
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I still think that the Sparkle Cows bought 100 cds and bought Madame's numbers up. Kristards tend to be less insane, if there are any.

The Moofia is besieging radio stations and polls to try to push Madame on a public that does not want him.

Oh the Moofia will appear soon and moo and moan about VFTW treatment...lol

SAQUISHA-MISHA
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metsfan
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 1:49 PM Reply with quote
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Adam got all the hype during American Idol, but Kris still beat him. So it's not shocking that Kris would out-sell Adam, despite Lambert once again getting all the hype.

With that said, Adam's still sold almost twice many albums as Kris, which is certainly more important than singles sales. But Lambert *badly* needs a radio hit to stay relevant.

Mugsy
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 1:55 PM Reply with quote
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Shhhhhhh! Don't tell Carol!

catiebug
Posted: 1/6/2010 at 2:30 PM Reply with quote
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This makes me smile so much! Good for Kris. But seriously, this post has been up for hours, and we don't have Hunter or Carolb over here yet?

(PS: @artvandy - The gold record mark is 500,000 copies... Adam is nowhere close.)