Clay Aiken Frau Car Found at Walmart

Posted by thefunnystone on October 25th, 2009 at 12:26 PM

PeopleofWalmart.com, a brilliant website that chronicles the trashiest customers that frequent WalMart, posted an update today with a Clay Aiken decked out car. Yes, this was posted today. So some frau out there is still so obsessed with Clay Aiken, she drives around in this car. Well, we think it's a woman's car at least...


Kellie Pickler is (Not) a Redhead

Posted by thefunnystone on October 25th, 2009 at 8:17 AM

After Katharine McPhee's disasterous blonde makeover and now Kellie's not so hot red hair, we have to ask ourselves, is 2009 Dye Your Hair an Unflattering Color Year? Ladies, stick with what works.

Edited To Add: Looks like this is just a photoshop job. Phew. Kellie thankfully isn't silly enough to dye her hair this awful color.


Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards

Posted by thefunnystone on October 23rd, 2009 at 7:50 PM

Looks like Adam is going to be performing at the American Music Awards this year. Hopefully the venue's security has extra Twizzlers on hand to herd the Sparkle Cows. (Via MJ's Big Blog)


Become a Fan of VFTW on Facebook

Posted by thefunnystone on October 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Have you ever wanted to Become a Fan of VFTW on Facebook? Was your life incomplete without being able to do so? Well, let us complete you. Become a Fan of Vote for the Worst on Facebook. That way you'll receive all the latest VFTW news directly on your Facebook News Feed. You know you want to, so just go ahead and Become a Fan and post on our Wall to say hi. The page hasn't even been up for 24 hours and we already have 400 fans, so join up with the cool crowd.


VFTW Radio 10/21/09 with Special Guests Ann Rivall and Cailley Hammel

Posted by thefunnystone on October 21st, 2009 at 2:00 PM

Tonight, the first half of VFTW Radio will be business as normal. Then at 10:30 Eastern (9:30 Central), Ann Rivall and Cailley Hammel from the University of Wisconsin Madison's Badger Herald will be joining us live. Ann wrote the original review of David Archuleta's Christmas album that resulted in a plethora of psychotic frauen attacks, and Cailley wrote the hilarious response that resulted in further angering David's delusional fans. We're sure these ladies have some funny stories about the whole thing that we can't wait to hear. Join us from 10-11 PM Eastern to hear it all live, and give us a call at 201-793-8255 during the show to chat with us about rabid American Idol fans and more.

There are 3 ways to listen live:

  • Head to Alldigitalradio.com to listen or check for a "listen live" link in this post during the show to take you there.
  • Listen live on iTunes at Radio-> Talk-> All Digital Radio.
  • Download Internet Radio Box on your iPhone and search for the All Digital Radio Network.

If you want an mp3 of the show, subscribe to the Vote for the Worst radio iTunes channel and you'll be able to download the show the morning after.


Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.

2001 brought out some terrible music that you probably haven't thought of since then. Well, here's a trip down memory lane with the awful songs you had to endure on the radio in 2001.

10. Nsync - Pop
Bragging about how your group is amazing and your style of music is the best should be reserved for hip hop. When 5 white kids did it, you knew the result would be hilarious, and this song didn't disappoint. Justin Timberlake sings about how Nsync's style of music is not a trend... only to have this be the group's last album. Even the producer of the song, BT, said, "I couldn't believe that they played that on the radio, much less that it was a single and a hit." That makes two of us.


Adam Lambert - Time for Miracles Video

Posted by thefunnystone on October 20th, 2009 at 5:26 PM


Time For Miracles


Adam Lambert | MySpace Music Videos

The soot all over his face suits him, since is covers up his nasty skin. If the world ends and everyone dies, can Adam go with them?


Details Magazine Posts Adam Lambert Story Online

Posted by thefunnystone on October 20th, 2009 at 7:50 AM

The story we'd already linked to last week from Details Magazine is now available online. It's even more pathetic than we imagined. The tagline to the article is "Why does every woman in America want to sleep with the American Idol?" Ladies, we'll let you respond to that one. Adam is still trying to pretend he likes to make out with women sometimes so that he can sell records to the Sparkle Cows. Dude, grow a backbone. He also mentions that he likes his men "smaller and younger." Direct quote. The funniest part of the article is the ad on the side where you can enter to win your very own photo shoot with Adam Lambert. The pictures resulting from a Sparkle Cow engulfing Adam should be a VFTW victory of massive proportions. Pun intended.