Already getting too big for his britches (literally and figuratively), Adam Lambert thinks he can just spout off his opinions to sound edgy. For instance, in an upcoming Rolling Stone article that was leaked online, Adam is quoted as saying "Gene Simmons spouted something, that he thought I'd ruined my career by coming out. He's obnoxious, and what a hypocrite - all he talks about is his sex life. He was being a dick - and he's not the greatest singer." Adam could have easily said, "That's his opinion" and left it at that, but the guy has no common sense. This should be evident from his terrible album cover. And so the career fail continues.

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As I listened to Kris Allen's debut CD, a nagging thought wouldn't get out of my head: I've heard this before. You'll think the same thing as you listen to Kris's CD. But just because the songs aren't that innovative, it doesn't mean that some of them aren't good. The album is definitely a respectable effort from Kris, especially regarding the rush job recording sessions necessary to get the album done. Read on for the specifics.

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Well, she's trying really hard, but it's still not worse than Adam Lambert's cover.

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Due to the fact that Adam Lambert's songs are pure shit and no one will play them on the radio, there is now a new contest to win a concert with Adam, Allison, and Kris altogether. Adam is not anywhere near the draw that 19E was expecting, so they have to package him with Kris and Allison to get anyone besides the Sparkle Cows interested. Meanwhile, Kris Allen's single is slowly climbing the charts and doing well for itself. We love irony. (News via MJ's Big Blog)

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The most VFTW-tastic set of twins ever are safe once again! And we can thank none other than Simon Cowell, who personally saved them instead of singing robot Lucie Jones. And now the psychos have really lost it, like this fatty or this babbling idiot.

While this destroys the show's, Simon's (and probably the entire UK's) credibility, Euro-Worsters will have to vote even harder next week in order to keep the twins on and make Simon rue the day he saved them. VFTW Victory!

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Let's take a look back, shall we, at a prescient post made by VFTW on September 29th:

Adam Lambert will face a similar fate to Clay Aiken when his fans kill off his career by being overzealous and pissing off everyone by over-requesting his songs, yelling at his management, starting letter writing campaigns to anyone who would mock him, etc. It'll be a funny ride, so grab some popcorn. 

And now let's look at the Twitter account of a DJ named Billy the Kidd who works at a KISS-FM station in Dallas.

Heads up Adam Lambert fans- it doesn't help when u SPAM my e mail with requests! Ps I can't believe you call urselves the "Glamberts" ha! (link)

Im not rude, just honest. I like Adam, he is talented, but fan clubs sometimes HURT the artist RT @ImSarahK @billyontheradio youre very rude (link)

@HurChaRealGood I was SIMPLY makin a point that when fan clubs spam our WORK e mail, it DOESNT HELP. Thats all. (link)

We prefer our popcorn with butter and salt. How about you?

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It's just as good as we hoped. With the twins' famous ad-libs, some shrieking, lots of ghoulish figures, and even the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. John and Edward are making VFTW proud on the UK's X Factor, and we'll find out tonight if they'll live to fight another day. The boos were even louder this week than normal, they must be loving it. After this, can American Idol 9 be anything but a let down?

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