Danny Noriega did a webchat where he let his fans know that he was not invited to the American Idol finale this year. You know, the show he was on. Not only that, he had to track down people to get tickets, only to be told the show was full. Fellow semifinalists Colton Berry and Kady Malloy were also dissed as well. Idol, seriously. What the fuck? Give Danny a ticket to the show. Pulling crap like this just makes people hate you even more. To deny him a ticket is pretty low, but then again, we should expect this from Idol by now. Video highlight: Danny says Idol is full of shit. We know, Danny. We know.
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Why do they even call the show American Idol anymore? They might as well call it Fail At Releasing An Album Then Have a Role on Broadway Idol. VFTW winner Taylor Hicks joins the long line of Idols who received a Broadway role. He'll be performing as Teen Angel in Grease, singing "Beauty School Dropout", for 3 months from June through September. Though honestly, even he can do better that that. His second album is also due out soon, and Taylor says it will have country influences and political songs. Whatever you do, don't piss off your rabid, overweight, delusional haus frau fanbase. They're the ones buying 100 of your albums each. So you might want to write a song called "I Like to Sleep With Menopausal Fat Chicks" as a precautionary measure to guarantee a gold album.
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It's unlikely. But there's some hope! Next year, the hour long results shows are gone. But we do still have to sit through 30 minutes of crap to find out who goes home. Also, rumors are circulating that Simon Cowell knows the show needs a massive overhaul. At a recent staff meeting, Simon said, "Everything we do needs to be examined ... including the sets, the audition process, the choice of musical genres for the final weeks of competition and even how we handle the audience [for the live performances] and say goodbye to the people eliminated." Agreed. Fix the show. Simon allegedly wants Paula and Randy fired too (good call, though we'd miss Paula's drunken ramblings... and you need to fire yourself as well). Hey, it's a good start. Will this all happen? Probably not. The producers are idiots.

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Hey ok you guys stink what kind of site is this!!! Your nothing but a punch of posers who feel that if you cant sing than no one else can. Nobody likes you so you should stop and hang yourself what your doin is wrong and im going to laugh when you guys get your ass beaten cause if i knew where you lived i would give you a real good beaten so watch it. If david wins you guys better be ashamed. You should make a site to vote for the best. You guys are just retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not yours truly,
-Felicia

Ya'll just better sop what you are doing you are runing people's chance here there should be a law against things like that so I just wanted to tell you to back off dumddy head .
-Samantha

I ABSOLUTLY HATE UR WEBSITE SO FRICKEN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE!?!?!??!?!
-Mathea

me and my friends are sending you this email because you guys are freaking BUTTHEADS. you guys are FREAKING INSANE......... archuleta is the best there........which is why hes still here in the finals... if you think syesha is better than him then..get a life and go to freaking medical school and be emo... im not allowed to cuss but if i was I would freaking cuss up a storm here and jam it up your a** you buttholes, i hate all of you all you do is waste your stupid a** time writing a bunch of sh** about archuleta you stupid buttholes, i HATE you all you FREAKING BUTTWELDS living in your freaking mothers basements buttwelding yourself to her a** that i came over there and KICKED!! BUTTHOLES!
-Allie

You're all a bunch of retardid 9 year olds who watch dragonball z all day. You know what?? If you guys have nothing nice to say, Dont say anything at all! Thats called RESPECT! good? Freaking good.
-Brad

I usually have an "American Ido" function every Tuesday night. Beer, cigarettes and friends to do our version of judging in my living room. The sad thing is, I look forward to seeing what you guys have to write on Wednesday more than I look forward to the show. I constantly find myself laughing out loud at the things that you say. Laughter is the best medicine especially after being poisoned by some of the performances that I have seen this season. This is my antedote. As for the contestants in the world's most publicized karaoke contest, my heart does go out to David A. His father is an ass and the kid is probably scared to gasp hard for fear of the repercussions. I have to say, as much as I love the site I REALLY don't want him to win because I've actually had it with him. Every week is the same. Syesha, well, I'm still laughing at Dave's wish of seeing her strip her clothes off, pee in a Coke bottle, and do some ugly stuff in a Ford. Fabulous!!! I have to say the one with the most talent is Cook. It's not rocket science to figure out that one. Enough about all this. What I wanted to say was I love you guys. You bring soooo much joy and laughter to my Wednesday mornings. This site is one reason why I don't want Idol to go away. Your AWESOME!!!!
-Nickie

how could archie be worse than those other two schmucks?????????? on one hand we have syesha.....the overgrown fat lady who is worse at singing than your grandmother at a f*cking wedding... then we have david cook who looks dirty and wears f*cking necklaces like hes f*cking elvis, You guys need to get your FACTS STRAIGHT before making a websight like this, thanks for reading
-Cindy.

Are You freaking Retards??? Daved Archletta is the best idol in american idol history, you all are just jealous you're not going to win and be famous...
-Stephen

VFTW picked it right this week. The choice of David A. is a good one because, for me, he wasn't that bad until last night when he showed the world he better not dare try to sing top forty hits or anything close to a dance song. But I'm sure he'll have a brilliant career singing Walt Disney tunes for animated features.
-Liz

if you cared about the fans of american idol, you would be nicer but no your all freakin RETARDS who have nothing better to do than bash amaazing role models who deserve to be worshipped almost. so be greatful your little sight is still up because it could explode any sec becaus it sucks because you guys made it suck because it does. natty's mom is a freakin lawyer and she coudl SUE you for this stuff so dont feel so safe you retards
-Kassie

So I'm writing from halfway around the world. American Idol is my only dose of America while I'm here, and it always makes for some entertaining rainy nights. I finally got to see a pirated version of last night's show, and I have to agree with the Archuleta thing. I mean sure he'll probably get through anyways with all the girls screaming after him (Little Tweeny Prissy Pants will vote a thousand times on her parents' dime). VOTE REGARDLESS.
What I'm agreeing with is the whole who the producer's wouldn't want to see win. He'll definitely be in the finale - Syesha will finally go - and the producers would be crucified in the ratings if they edged him out of the competition. But if he wins I bet the producers are thinking : OH SHIT! NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM LESS AWKWARD ON STAGE!. His dance last night during the second song; HORRENDOUS! For the most part he's always shown sitting down or from the torso up. During Hollywood week and the Pre-Big Stage days, his hand was almost possessed in an almost Celine Dion like way. Like a twitching beggar : Hand out, palm up, periodically thrusting out his hand at bizarre moments.
Great vocals fine, but if he wasn't so vomit-inducingly modest and awkward to the point I can't look at him during long shots, I'd probably say vote Syesha. But if Syesha or Cook wins then 19 Productions just has to force feed Syesha appropriate songs (because she clearly can't chose them herself), or let Cook be as he is. If Archuleta wins then there needs to be a miracle - which it TV you can never count on.
I cannot wait to see the Producers squirm during the finale! If you want to see the Producers result to sabotaging Achuleta with those highlight reels, then vote Archuleta. Keep him around - Make him win - Watch them squirm.
-Matt in Paris

I stumbled upon your site and while I feel neither for nor against your site, I must wonder if you smoke crack. Why does everyone care so much about American Idol? Why are more people concerned about the next big star when we should be concerned about the people running this country? American Idol may have some talented singers but its just propaganda to tern the bulk of our country into mindless zombies. Come on people there is more important stuff to worry about like, the increase of gas prices, the possible loss of social security benefits for retirees, or our troops who are fighting in Iraq and whether or not they should remain their. You people should be debating this, not whether or not you like or hate American Idol or votefortheworst.com.
-Cassy

you guys aren't very nice AT ALL. I'm gonna tell on you I bet my mom could shut down ur dumb site. dont worry youll thank me later when AI is all succesful without your bull crap blogs and stuff. you guys should get a lot out of your LAST week running this frogged up site because it WILL MOST DEFINITLY be shut down by this time next week so HAVE FUN YOU WEASEL BRANES
-Natty

I've noticed that all you post is hate letters of VFTW.com, when I personally love the site. Every Tuesday AND Wednesday I jump on your site to learn all the latest crap about the Idol Wannabes, and laugh my head off. Your site actually keeps me interested in American Idol! Without your site the show is utter crap, well with the site the show is still utter crap, I'm sure others feel the same. I agree with every single pick except Archuleta, the guy drives me insane, everything about him is annoying. Every Elimination show I would pray for a miracle that there was a glitch in the system causing him to receive the boot, sadly I've been disappointed. I believe the only reason he can still "gasp" is due to all the little pre-teen girls (perhaps a few boys too) voting for him and only for his so-called "beauty." Hopefully he doesn't continue you on, as much as this pains me to write, I hope this pick fails. But, only this one, remember I love what you guys have done here at the site, and will continue to love it as much as American Idol survives...
-Anthony

I just want to tell you that I Love your site. It is funny refreshing and completely undeniable on Target.
The best part is to read the emails from all the losers that come to your website just to rant about it and promise not to come back.
I bet they come back to see if their email has been posted.
Pretty surprising that Archie is on the crosswire this week but it makes perfect sense he is Soooo... Boring.
-Docalf

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VFTW Victory! The puppet and the puppetmaster have tickets to the finale where they are sure to lose against David Cook. Or are they? Can we help Gaspy overtake the obvious winner and upset America? We'll sure give it a gosh darn shot, golly gee. Because as we keep saying, David Archuleta with a record deal is equal to Jeff Archuleta annoying the crap out of an Idol affiliated record label. Just desserts. Yummy! Takes like candy.

So please vote vote vote for David. Because 10 million preteens can't be wrong. I mean, isn't Miley Cyrus like the bestest singer totally EVER?!!!!!111ONEONE

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DAVID ARCHULETA SHOULD NOT BE ONM VOTE FOR THE WORST! SYESHA IS SO SUCKY! DAVID COOKE IS GOOD TOO BUT HE IS TOO MUCH LIKE CHRIS DAUGHTRY! I AM IN LOVE WITH DAVID AND YOU GUYS MUST NOT BE IDIOTS BECAUSE HE ROCKS! WHEN HE WINS AMERICAN IDOL AND LATER MARRIES ME WE WILL LAUGH AT VOTE FOR THE WORST! U GUYS R IDIOTS! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SHUT DOWN YOUR SITE!
-Maddie

So I guess its that time of year where you guys pick the most popular again?Oh lookie here you guys allready did that!David Archuleta c'on guys he's gonna win anyway.You guys are giant phonys get it threw your thick ugly heads that your site doesn't work.David has made it this far from his fans and he is a wondefful singer.I guess I should thank you for the extra votes,but I'm not gonning to so FUCK YOU!You all are fat heads that suck from your moms tits and shit your dipers.Get a life and STOP trying to reck AI.Get jobs and a girlfriends/boyfriends.Lose some wieght fat pigs and stop living off your moms. GO TO HELL YOU SOCK HEADS!
-Phoenix

YOU GUYS ARE ASSES. HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE DAVID ARCHULETA AS THE WORST. DAVID COOK IS THE ONE WHOSE SINGING ABOUT SPARROWS *GAY* ARCHULETA CONSISTATLY SINGS GREAT EACH WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU CHOOSE SYESHA A LONG TIME AGO YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR STUPID RECORD WITH HOW LONG ONE CAN STAY ON. YOU STARTED IN WITH GAYJAYA. YOU ARE IDIOTS WHO RUIN PEOPLES DREAMS. JUST STOP DOING THAT YOU ASSES. SO FINALLY FUCK YOU GET A LIFE AND SHUT THE HELL UP. !@#$%^&*()
-Rosie

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS IF YOU THINK DAVID IS THE WORST! FREAKS! YOU FUCKING NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS IF YOU THINK THAT!!!!! HES THE BEST GOD DAMN THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO IDOL!!! SYESHA NEEDS TO FUCKING GET HER ASS OUT! SHE IS SHITTY.. NOT LIKE DAVID! HES THE FUCKING BEST ONE YOU FUCKTARDS!
-Megg

So i have no idea why i'm sitting here watching Syesha overact, oversing, and over dry-hump a chair. I miss Castro. I miss my lil' stoner buddy. I can't believe American Idol has come to this. Why do they love that little boy that looks like a monkey and can't spit out coherent sentances? Maybe i just want to read your brilliant recaps every Wednesday. I will miss VFTW when this season is over; although i can't wait for this sham of a season to be over. Peace out!
-Nicole

What gives you the right to interfere with American Idol!!! Would you like it if people messed with a project you had worked hard to make a success? I hope one day it will happen to you along with all the people involved with your web site.
-JorgeAnn

I know that you guys think you are all really funny, but i fail to find the humor in this website. Pinpointing one performer and making them feel worse about themselves gets nobody anywhere. My biggest question for you though, is: If you hate American Idol so much WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER WATCHING THE SHOW? If you think the entire show is such a huge joke, why help it make money by being another viewer and another voter who gets them money. The whole concept just seems so hypocritical to me. Maybe if someone could just explain to me what is so fun about putting somebody down, i could see where your coming from... but i really can't. Those are real people that perform on that stage, who have hopes and dreams and don't need someone like you to ruin that for them
-Amelia

Well, I missed checking the site to see who you picked after the Jimmy Buffett wannabe, Jason Castro, was kicked off the show until now. I've been waiting for David to get picked as the worst from day one. His performances are always flat, he sings through his nose and he is completely boring as hell. He's got the pre-teen and grandma votes and really, those pre-teens are just going to buy whatever Hanna Montana puts out and the grandmas are going to buy Clay Aiken's album. There isn't room in the recording industry for David. He will get washed under a floor mat and end up flipping burgers while singing to himself about how lame he is. Appearance wise he reminds me of those Mon Che Che dolls from the 80's. You know the ones that looked like apes with big ears and an open mouth that you could stick the dolls thumb into. He has consistently sucked and should have been picked as the Votefortheworst idol from the get go. Here's hoping that Paula's and Simon's negative remarks about Syesha made people vote for her to keep her on. Cook should win this season hands down.
-Joel

I know you only post incoherent, illiterate ramblings from annoying teenage girls, so the chances of this making the mailbag are slim, but I have to say: your latest pick is embarrassing. David A will most likely win AI. You've said it yourself -- the judges swoon over him, the girls love him, and Syesha in the final three is just plain weird because she doesn't belong. There's no way he's going home and he's not the worst. He's the most annoying, for sure, but definitely not the worst.
My understanding (and enjoyment) of this site is the idea that people are encouraged to vote for the worst -- the person who is least likely to win. To upset the judges, AI fans, etc. are all objectives of this. Your picks this season have been humiliating as it seems as though they just keep going home. Further, no one with the exceptions of Danny and Amanda have truly been VFTW quality and the season is painfully boring. David A has totally ensured himself a place in the final two and will probably win AI all together. To me, it seems as though your pick is one to claim a VFTW "victory" when, in fact, he is the least likely choice. It's just lame and stupid. True VFTW'ers are likable in a Sanjaya/Danny kind of way -- in other words, not AI material where you watch the judges bristle when they make it through another round.
That said, I can't even be sure why I care. Your site, while slightly amusing and good for keeping up on AI news, is self-indulgent and not funny. The blogs reviewing the performances are always poorly written and unbalanced and, while I appreciate the objective of the site and love the VFTW concept, I think your personalities seem egotistical, arrogant, and annoying. As a result, I would be pleased to see Archuleta eliminated next week just so you could not claim a VFTW "victory" - as it would only be a victory if Syesha were picked as VFTW.
-Sarah

WTF...... Nigel bought this page or what???? Come on people you really think that the producers prefers Syesha more than David??? I dont think so. Come on Dave, now are you in love with Nigel???. Nigel loves David, David is his puppet not ours. Just look the polls that you did David was always the last person to be picked for VFTW. Dave you really disappoint me i dont know why you pick a person who is the classic stereotype of the producers want for AI. We go against of the producers we are not with them. You've lost the real meaning of this page. You sold yourself and that's very sad. I really admire you but now i dont know what think.
P.S.: I hope you think about this and reconcider to choose other person.
Remember we don't want what the producers want to have and the preducers want David A. to win this competition. Because which of these 3 do you think is the most easiest to manipulate and explote???? Cook I dont think so.
-Jason

Your name would imply that you do in fact vote for the worst. What confuses me about this is the fact that you're now voting for the person who "crushed the competition" on Tuesday night.
Oh well, I guess since your site hasn't influenced the voting much at all this year that now you're stuck voting for an excellent singer. Better luck next year losers, unless you get a life, but I don't imagine that will happen.
-Jeff

lolz you guys can't even keep your picks in for a week. The novelty's worn off tbqh.
-Tom

So I discovered you guys around the time that the other David...the stripper was booted off, and ever since, I've gone to your site one too many times a day. I love it! Keep it up!
I enjoy reading all the hate mail as well. It goes to show how lame us Americans really are. Believing that a website overpowers people into dialing for the worst. Although I know some probably do that, its not like all..what was it..51 million votes they got this past week check out your site. So you shouldn't be getting all the blame!
I admit, I missed out last season, but that Sanjaya guy sure made the news. I bet he lasted as long as he did for all those people with a hair fetish or something.
I love the fact that David A. is your next pick though, but I'm begging he doesn't win, cause he bugs the heck out of me! His eyes are a little too squinty, and they're always a little too "dreamy" looking. And he doesn't even look 17! More like 13. And his breathing, licking, and his "Aw Shucks" personality, when girls are screaming for him during the judging. Gah, I want to poke my eyes out with Sporks!
Haha, funny story though. A lot of people say that the elderly people like him, but I know at least 4 people in the early 60's (my parents and my aunt and uncle) that want him GONE. The funny part, they all listen to the crooner type of style. But they're hoping Cook wins, and today my Mom said, "Never in my life have I ever wanted a leather wearing, spikey hair, whole tons of necklaces, rocker guy to win American Idol." They're all also hardcore reality TV fans.
And WHY do all the camera angles get really super close to Little David's face?! It's like major close up when he performs. But with everyone else, they do all the spinning around them with a little light show affect going on.
Anyway. Just wanted to say I love the sight! Has some pretty decent updates. Keep up the good work!
-Cynthia

I'm not like all the rest. I want to thank you for personally getting involved and helping get Carly, Castro and now GaspyBoy on the worst list. Carly only had 2 performabnces that I could stomach, Jason had none and I have hated Archie since Hollywood week. I AGREE. HE IS THE WORST AND i HOPE BEING ON HERE KEEPS HIM FROM WINNING!!
-Paul

I've noticed that all you post is hate letters of VFTW.com, when I personally love the site. Every Tuesday AND Wednesday I jump on your site to learn all the latest crap about the Idol Wannabes, and laugh my head off. Your site actually keeps me interested in American Idol! Without your site the show is utter crap, well with the site the show is still utter crap, I'm sure others feel the same. I agree with every single pick except Archuleta, the guy drives me insane, everything about him is annoying. Every Elimination show I would pray for a miracle that there was a glitch in the system causing him to receive the boot, sadly I've been disappointed. I believe the only reason he can still "gasp" is due to all the little pre-teen girls (perhaps a few boys too) voting for him and only for his so-called "beauty." Hopefully he doesn't continue you on, as much as this pains me to write, I hope this pick fails. But, only this one, remember I love what you guys have done here at the site, and will continue to love it as much as American Idol survives...
-Anthony

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Vote for Gaspy! Dial 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 04 or 07, or you can text 'VOTE' to 5701. Each vote we cast is a vote to help keep Jeff Archuleta annoying everyone on Idol. We must keep him there to piss everyone off. "With You" was by far the worst performance of the night, with Gaspy forgetting the words as usual, singing terribly off key, and trying to pretend like he's cool enough to sing words like "I need my boo." Hilariously VFTW! So vote hard. 5 out of 6 times, the person who sang first in the final 3 has gone home. Oh noes! Remember, David winning would cause Jeff Archuleta to get to annoy record producers too. VFTW Victory!

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Nigel Lythgoe spoke to Entertainment Weekly today about Jeff Archuleta's banning, and basically, he confirmed that Jeff was kicked out for being a douche. When asked why Jeff was banned, Nigel said, "[Jeff] has been asked not to participate in the choice of music with David or be in the room when David is working out his routines that he wants to sing." When asked if David's lying vocal coach was telling the truth when he said that Jeff was asked to leave due to fairness, Nigel said, "No, no, no. It has nothing to do with fairness. We just want everyone to have an equal opportunity, and if that's fairness, fine. But this is more of just the fact of let's take some pressure away here, you know? It's like anybody appearing in front of their mom and dad. Let's just open up the pressure cooker, release the pressure, and you just get on and do what you gotta do." So basically Jeff is pressuring David. Oops, exposed again. So vote for David Archuleta tonight. Because the more votes we put through, the more we can guarantee that Jeff Archuleta gets to cause more trouble backstage next week and potentially for a record label. Unleash Jeff Archuleta on the entertainment industry. Yay! VFTW!

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