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Ms.Tina
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:33 pm Reply with quote
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I just thought Simon deserved his own bitchy thread.
ETA: To talk about any all all things Simon-related, not just "if" he's still going to be a bitch.
We all know he's going to be a huge fucking bitch this year. Especially as old age starts to take over, making him look more and more like Clive Davis.


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kimtastic
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:12 pm Reply with quote
Jon Peter Lewis Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1554 Location: philly.
I think he'll be even more of a bitch now that VFTW and DialIdol are around and more popular then ever. They can't really just throw anybody they want off of the competition anymore, can they? :(
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rosebud
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:34 pm Reply with quote
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SillyandSweet
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:51 pm Reply with quote
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I think Simon will be out with a vengence this year. It's the sixth season and they have to compete with season five's ratings.

Did season five break all records for most viewers and votes?


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Grima
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:53 pm Reply with quote
Croco-Stimpy Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 4556 Location: Schoolworkhome.
Am I the only one who thinks he just keeps getting progressively more bored with AI? I think this year we'll be lucky if we see him at half the audition spots.
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WorstIsBest
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:02 pm Reply with quote
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These are just begging for chops. I love Simon, but I do hope he gets some new catch phrases this season.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:52 pm Reply with quote
Killjoy Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 10812
He is definitely running out of material and getting bored with the show.

I wouldn't care if they replaced him with Nigel.
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SillyandSweet
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:01 pm Reply with quote
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WIB that first pic is hilarious. I wonder if that guy actually sees something on Simon's neck or just showing how disgusted he is with him as he turned his back. Laugh
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Grima
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:28 pm Reply with quote
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I got nothin'
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SmellsLikeHome
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:54 pm Reply with quote
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Ivette 2.0
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:06 pm Reply with quote
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WorstIsBest wrote:
I love Simon, but I do hope he gets some new catch phrases this season.


I think that's an absolutely dreadful thing to say! It's as if I was at a ghastly party and some workmate got drunk and stood up to say something and attempts to entertain an audience who isn't interested! Now go put on a dress!
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Nigel Lies
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:05 am Reply with quote
Kevin Covais Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 3431
Simon will have to make some tough decisions this year. On one hand, he's bored with the show. On the other hand, he needs to make it interesting enough to draw in the ratings.

He knows he (at the very least) got semi-screwed last season with PWE's elimination/Taylor's victory. We heard rumors that they're looking for a country or rock Idol this season and are turning away drama geeks. Will Simon stack the semifinal deck full of talented, boring people, or will he put in some Worst picks for us like he does every year and make the show interesting?

I hope Paula and Randy can help us out.
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SmellsLikeHome
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:04 am Reply with quote
Juanita Barber Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 5356
the "pizza and salad" statement wasn't catchy enough for you?

edit:typo


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WorstIsBest
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:42 am Reply with quote
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What was that one? I don't remember it.
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Ivette 2.0
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:47 pm Reply with quote
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Well, the "pizza and salad" comment was from Paula .

In the top 20 results show, when Heather and Kinnik were left, Ryan asked Paula why those two were left and she said "Simon said because one of them ate pizza and the other ate salad".
Kinnik laughed like a dumbass, but Heather gave Paula the same look that the rest of America gave her.
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Lori595
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:52 pm Reply with quote
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Simon says they play games when they're bored. During one of the auditions he told a girl she sounded like a hippo. He told Ellen they give each other words to work into the critiques. On one show this year you can hear him say to Paula, "Try to work in the word mongoose." Simon
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Nigel Lies
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:20 pm Reply with quote
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Regardless of what happens this year, I hope Simon will be more entertaining than Zack Werner from CI. Although Zack was less predictable than Manboobs, Zack just wasn't very harsh this year. He looked so promising during the audition rounds...
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Ellen
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:27 pm Reply with quote
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^None of the CI judges were harsh at all. I was surprised by that.
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kimtastic
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:31 pm Reply with quote
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Yeah, I got bored with CI. I tried to watch it. The judges were just so boring. Laugh
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thefunnystone
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:57 am Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 23603 Location: Causing Trouble
I hear ya. It's nowhere near as good as American Idol because
a) the judges are boring rip-offs of the AI judges
b) everyone sucks, and usually not in an interesting way

It has its moments, but really it's just a third rate rip off.
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