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| Pieces_Of_Trash |
 Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:42 pm |
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Nosphilatu
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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Harpy wrote: Yep Cook won his category too. Clean sweep for AI tards. Can't wait to hear Gaspy give an acceptance speech thanking his fans for being crazy. That should be epic.
Thanks 4 the info, Harpy. |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:46 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
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What was Baldy's category? "Most likely to be completely bald and full of ones smugness within six months"?
Gaspy accepting an award
"Huh huh huh I'm sweating *wheeeeeze* huh huh *wipes hands on pants* huh huh gosh huh huh huh what?" |
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| Pieces_Of_Trash |
| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:53 pm |
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Nosphilatu
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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^^^  Smartie!
I just read that Gaspy won a SURFBOARD? 
WTF is Gaspy going to do with a surfboard?
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| Harpy |
| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:57 pm |
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Chris Labelle
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
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^ They all win surf boards. Thats the standard TCA award.
Cook's category was something like "Best Male Reality," whatever the fuck that means.
Now the tards are having a conniption because Miley has been throwing herself at Gaspy. I'm having fun watching the tards explode. |
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| palmtreesnpapayas |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:08 am |
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Brandon Jones
Joined: 14 Nov 2007
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| Embrace the hate mail, Miley. Gaspy wouldn't even know what to do with your ass. |
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| Undirtied |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:18 pm |
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Lisa Wilson
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
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Location: Politely holding the door open for the Idulls re-entering the land of obscurity
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Cook & gaspy's awards weren't important enough to be televised so we don't get to witness the awkward mess that would be gaspy's acceptance speech.
As for the Miley stuff, an eyewitness reckons she was like a dog on heat around him, tried to kiss him and he backed away. How not surprising.
But he is looking for a woman.
Quote: Sounds like squeaky clean teen David Archuleta wants a woman to take him for a walk on the wild side!
The seventeen-year-old American Idol runner-up told OK! that the main thing he looks for in girl is an adventurous streak.
"She has to be fun, have respect for herself and be adventurous," David told us at the Teen Choice Awards in L.A. last night
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/8226
What the fuck is adventurous to him anyway? She better be real wild to keep up with him.  |
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| xfcanadian |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:23 pm |
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ManBearPig
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
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| He probably means going camping and rock climbing |
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| sunshine8503 |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:51 pm |
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Suck it, Bitches!
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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Quote: Cook's category was something like "Best Male Reality," whatever the fuck that means.
 won that last year
Archtard won scariest fans |
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| Mysterioso |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:05 pm |
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CUNT
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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Ugh!
What's up with that outfit? Is he color blind? |
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| purpledarklighter |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:42 pm |
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Kevin Covais
Joined: 19 May 2008
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Quote: "She has to be fun, have respect for herself and be adventurous,"
Miley doesn't have a chance then
It would be funny to see her forcing herself on the poor kid though |
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| Lola57 |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:55 pm |
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Insert witty subnic here
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
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| Adventurous in this case is defined as "Wants to be a beard for a male homosexual teenager." |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:04 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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| Seeing an ACDC tshirt at a schmaltzy shitfest such as a teenie award show makes me want to go on a shooting rampage. |
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| Harpy |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:37 pm |
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Chris Labelle
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
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purpledarklighter wrote:
It would be funny to see her forcing herself on the poor kid though
I don't think she realizes theres just something NQR about him yet. I think she would run the other direction after one date full of awkward squirming and hyperventilating.
^And the kid wearing the ACDC shirt probably couldn't name a single album. I hate how its cool to wear vintage band t-shirts now days when you don't even know the band. I'm sure 13 year olds are Journey or Pink Floyd fans.  |
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| Smartie |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:43 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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| Miley/Gaspy reminds me of those awkward Britney/Robbie Carrico photos. |
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| Sanjayawasrobbed |
| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:51 pm |
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Craig Sharpe
Joined: 19 Nov 2007
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Gaspy was the most awkward I have ever seen him on the TCA's. He literally could not get any words out other than yeah, haha and uhhhhh.
Miley would dominate him. He would have no chance against that slut. |
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| Undirtied |
| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:12 pm |
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Lisa Wilson
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
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| o_o |
| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:15 pm |
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VFTW's Pimp
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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He gets to duet with Natasha Bedingfield?
That spoiled little brat! |
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:16 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Natasha hit on him on the show and kissed him. David's going to get laid...finally!
4:00 mark |
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| Undirtied |
| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:34 pm |
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Lisa Wilson
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
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| Mysterioso |
| Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:07 am |
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CUNT
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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OMG! Here's a few of my favorites. Hee hee!
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