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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:56 pm Reply with quote
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Dave likes her, so I checked her stuff out.

Links and info cluster down there courtesy of where else? Joe's Place! Thanks again for your dedication, Joe!


Lorena Pinot
**Was in the Miami Sound Machine
Age: 26
Residency: Miami, Fl
Audition City: Miami
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/lorena_pinot
MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=27863253
Photo: http://a434.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...694d88d5e41.jpg
Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZLuTOZFmaU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_jHIiTl8H8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqcTw7-0Nzk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1fwL1-cSAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXsVPCXG0w

Some of her videos are on her first MySpace page.

Some pictures:




Sabrina like? :)


C is for Cookie:


Like with many of the other alleged Top 50, I'm baffled. She can sing in two languages, and seemingly at least all right from what's available. She was in a post-Gloria Estefan version of MSM. She's pretty. She can dance. She seems like a lot of fun. What on Earth is she doing in a place like this?
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joeyharmonic
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:30 am Reply with quote
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Like I said elsewhere, it looks like TPTB have decided to ditch the "talented amateurs" that AI was built on in favor of contestants who have had professional experience. We started to see that with Melinda and Brandon Rogers last season and with most of the NGAB finalists.
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Smartie
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:43 am Reply with quote
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Another plant? WTF? Why would talented PRO performers waste their time on Idol? Melinda
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:09 am Reply with quote
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Joey's right. I don't know who else has been going over the alleged Top 50's MySpaces, but this is a far different, and somewhat more accomplished group than in any year prior. Many have CDs out. Some have multiple CDs.

Check it out in the spoiler thread if you haven't already. It's all singer/songwriter, indie, emo/screamo, AC, acoustic, (in Lorena's case) Latin pop, you name it, all the genres that haven't made it on AI.
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joeyharmonic
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:56 am Reply with quote
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TPTB are really losing the plot, in that case. The main reason the average Schmo watches AI is because the people on it are like them and because they can sit there and say: "Heck, I could probably do better than that". If they put a bunch of accomplished Pros on instead, the ratings will go like a TV thrown out of a Hotel window.
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all_sabrina
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:03 am Reply with quote
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joeyharmonic wrote:
TPTB are really losing the plot, in that case. The main reason the average Schmo watches AI is because the people on it are like them and because they can sit there and say: "Heck, I could probably do better than that". If they put a bunch of accomplished Pros on instead, the ratings will go like a TV thrown out of a Hotel window.


Agreement here Joey. Perhaps we could even call in the Jordin Effect. OMG 17 doesn't sell records, so qualification # 1 for pimping now is past success in marketability somewhere. Take no chances from the start.

With a top 24 of Melissas, we will end up with a NGABized AI.

CW should start looking for a rasslin program to run on Tuesday and Wednesday nights!
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ItsMeDeb
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:35 am Reply with quote
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So they're putting in "really good" people so there won't be a worst?

Heh, nice try, losers.
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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:04 am Reply with quote
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Putting in "really good people" will backfire because they will just fall that much harder when they suck.

AI will pimp their plants and beat up the rest. No matter what they do, (I am talking to you, Nigel) we will find someone to support that will piss them off. VFTW Victory
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all_sabrina
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:12 pm Reply with quote
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ItsMeDeb wrote:
So they're putting in "really good" people so there won't be a worst?

Heh, nice try, losers.


Does God this year "really like", "really good" people?
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joeyharmonic
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:29 pm Reply with quote
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My guess is there will be at least one obvious VFTW condidate who won't stand a chance of picking up the kind of broad support that Sanjaya had and everyone else will be really hard for us to pick, unless we find something out about them that makes them a good choice (like Antonella and her Toilet photo).

Anyway, back to Lorena: I would NOT kick her out of bed for farting.


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Aggrieved
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:33 pm Reply with quote
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Going from her Myspace, I'm assuming her interests include small shirts, bikinis and cleavage. If done correctly, this could be the best AI season ever for straight male Worsters (and Sab, our comrade in arms).
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all_sabrina
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:41 pm Reply with quote
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Aggrieved wrote:
Going from her Myspace, I'm assuming her interests include small shirts, bikinis and cleavage. If done correctly, this could be the best AI season ever for straight male Worsters (and Sab, our comrade in arms).


She is from Miami, and Louis from Deco Drive on FOX here is a dawg. He will be all over her with coverage if she makes the top 24. Should be a lot of local write ups and video pieces.

But she has a long ways to go. First loves die hard.
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Quagga
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:23 pm Reply with quote
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joeyharmonic wrote:
Like I said elsewhere, it looks like TPTB have decided to ditch the "talented amateurs" that AI was built on in favor of contestants who have had professional experience. We started to see that with Melinda and Brandon Rogers last season and with most of the NGAB finalists.


While I agree that Melinda was neck and shoulders above the rest and didn't really belong in an amateur competition, it really wasn't much use in Brandon's case. He still sucked anyway. But yeah I bet TPTB are gonna try to stack the deck with Melindas, Rubens, Kellys, and more Penis With Ears
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Testicles
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:52 pm Reply with quote
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borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
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SPOON!
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:59 am Reply with quote
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Okay, no "Pinot Greazio" jokes?

Anyone?


No wine drinkers here then?



--------------------------------------------------> Whatevia
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insaneinthesfv
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:39 am Reply with quote
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^^ I was actually thinking that. :)
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AdderXYU
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:58 am Reply with quote
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SPOON! wrote:
Okay, no "Pinot Greazio" jokes?

Anyone?


No wine drinkers here then?



--------------------------------------------------> Whatevia


Topo Gigio?

I'm not much of a wine drinker, but this particular vintage seems quite appealing.

I'm sorry, what am I saying again?
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joeyharmonic
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:10 pm Reply with quote
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SPOON! wrote:
Okay, no "Pinot Greazio" jokes?




More like: "Pinot-Muah!", Baby!
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all_sabrina
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:38 pm Reply with quote
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^^ I'm saving that, Joey. It has Dave chop written all over it. Laugh
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ItsMeDeb
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:48 pm Reply with quote
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[off topic] Fook You (on the left) is Carrie Ann Inaba from Dancing With The Stars. [/off topic]
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