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| smarterthanpickler |
 Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:45 am |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 12779
Location: In your head
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Name: Carly Hennessy, now Smithson
Age: 24
Sex: Loves Giving BJs
Tattoos: Many
Nationality: NOT AMERICAN!
Musical style: Whatever serves her purpose at the moment
Album Price: 9 Cents (1 Cent Used)
Pimpage: To the extreme
Holy Fucking Shit...
She set her myspace to private about five minutes after we outed her 
Hi Carly 
Has anyone ever been more pimped than this girl? We heard about her two years ago but they deported her ass out of the country. She's back and ready to be shoved down our throats more than ever.
This pimpage has been two years in the making. At this point, she's being made out to be a cross between The Beatles and Jesus Christ. If you thought Jordin OMG17!1!1! was bad, you have no clue what's coming. This could be All-Time VFTW Enemy #1.
Of course, you know she's going to be a huge letdown.
I wonder how Jeanne Smith will feel about an alien winning America's most cherished title.
Loads of freaky pictures, links and other stuff starting around page 2-3.
 
Cunty Shitson's VFTW Scrapbook |
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| all_sabrina |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:00 am |
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John Stevens
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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Location: Bon Temps, LA
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| Please, oh Blessed Saint, let it be #2 |
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| thedup |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:35 am |
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ManBearPig
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Location: London, Ontario, Canada
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| it's too much to hope her taste in music might actually be good just because she's irish. I've been waiting for a good celtic singer to be on an idol show for a long time...I guess I'll end up being the first if I can make it to the semi's, and I'm celtic metal |
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:01 am |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 12779
Location: In your head
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| Based on buzz, I wouldn't be thinking Celtic or Riverdance. Think skankier Kelly Clarkson. |
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| thedup |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:40 am |
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ManBearPig
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1915
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
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not surprised though |
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| Violaine |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:27 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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| Has there ever been this sort of build up/secrecy for an idol prior to the show actually starting before? Jeeze, you'd think she was the second coming of christ or something. |
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| joeyharmonic |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:37 pm |
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Laconic Bastard
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 5800
Location: I hope that's chocolate
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smarterthanpickler wrote: Along with being the first foreigner to win Idol, she will also be...
-the first 400+ pound American Idol.
Shome mishtake, shuuurley? |
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| insaneinthesfv |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:41 pm |
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Joined: 01 Feb 2007
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Location: Jedwardshire, UK
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I have neither seen nor heard her, but if the above is true, may she last a week.
Unless it's pink girl (which I doubt it is). She can hang. |
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| all_sabrina |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:54 pm |
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John Stevens
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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insaneinthesfv wrote: I have neither seen nor heard her, but if the above is true, may she last a week.
Unless it's pink girl (which I doubt it is). She can hang.
"God loves pink people.." |
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| JoesPlace |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:59 pm |
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Chill Town
Joined: 22 Oct 2007
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Location: Spokane, WA
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| it's not the pink haired girl. I know I said I wouldnt say anything, but I couldnt let you get your hopes up.... |
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| sunshine8503 |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:39 pm |
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Suck it, Bitches!
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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Location: Rooting for Jedward!
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:44 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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Violaine wrote: Has there ever been this sort of build up/secrecy for an idol prior to the show actually starting before? Jeeze, you'd think she was the second coming of christ or something.
There's usually one who's pimped between Hollywood and when the show actually starts, usually the one that seems most marketable. They were creaming over Ace Young and Chris Richardson at this point in the process and they both faded...bigtime. |
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| Aggrieved |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:46 pm |
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Mikalah Gordon
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
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Location: Flying the coop
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| If she owns every CD by the Pogues, I'll love her regardless of what she looks like. If she's a reject from Celtic Woman, I'll be bitter and spiteful. Your call, phantom Irish lassie. |
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| thedup |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:59 pm |
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ManBearPig
Joined: 31 May 2006
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| I love Celtic Woman, so I'm not quite sure what you're getting at |
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| Aggrieved |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Mikalah Gordon
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
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I don't like Irish easy listening -- Celtic Woman, Enya, etc. It's pretty but boring. I'm hoping this girl will have a little bit of punk swagger in her somewhere, but I'm fighting a losing battle by hoping for any kind of edgy singer to ever appear on AI.
If she's boring, at least let her be red-headed and hot. |
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:29 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
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JoesPlace wrote: it's not the pink haired girl. I know I said I wouldnt say anything, but I couldnt let you get your hopes up....
I have horrible eyesight, but is that what I think it is on Pinko's wrist, peeking out from her blazer?...
Either that's a tattoo or this girl has some furry arms |
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| thedup |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:43 pm |
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ManBearPig
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there's a person on earth who doesn't like Enya? :fafu  
wow. I'm not a big fan of the Irish folk thing compared to celtic, it's catchy sometimes, but a little bit annoying. I need more melody, like Celtic Woman, and Enya |
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| Violaine |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:02 pm |
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Gaspy Archuleta
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Not to hijack this thread or anything, but I LOVE Celtic Woman too. Enya is pretty good as well, though I mostly use her for background music my self. I'm a pretty big celtic fan in general (Solas and Iona being two of my absolute favorites).
However, I'm not expecting this girl to sound anything like the aforementioned artists. |
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:05 pm |
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: 20 May 2006
Posts: 23602
Location: Causing Trouble
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| So much pre-show hype. I hope she sucks, we don't pick her, and she goes home first. |
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| Lori595 |
| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:10 pm |
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Corpsey LeBland
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| Is this the same one who tried out a couple of years ago but didn't have a visa or whatever so she couldn't compete? If it is then we've already seen her and I doubt it's that pinky girl, although she looks really familiar. |
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