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< You Keep Me Hangin' On ~ Christy Jones has posted at VFTW! (The origonal thread) |
| Ms.Tina |
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:08 pm |
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I left a message on her message board that we love her!
Quote: I just wanted to stop by and let you know that you already have a sizeable fanbase over at the Votefortheworst.com message board. We wish you luck and we REALLY hope you made it incredibly far on the show. We plan on backing you all the way to the finale's. You go, girl!
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:12 pm |
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And to transfer over the messages from the Audition thread:
ohsnap wrote: Here is a candidate for VFTW. This girl posts ad nauseum on the AI official boards about what a great singer she is. She is from Louisiana and lives in a camper with her husband and 3 kids. Her website is ripe with typos, grammmatical errors and mispellings, oops, I mean typo's, error's, and mispelling's.
http://christyjonessings.website.curzwebdesign.com/55451_20228.asp
Check out the singing sample under music. Her next CD is called
"Cinderella Shoe's", complete with the apostrophe and all.
Anyway, a while back some people on the AI boards were telling her that her singing wasn't very good, and she flipped out, Juanita Barber style.
thefunnystone wrote: Christy Jones for VFTW!!! She can't even resize her pictures for her website. She's perfect!
lori595 wrote: Oh dear God!! She reproduced?  Should I ask to be a VIP member? 
rosebud wrote: Her board's been up for 4 days, and not one person has posted a comment.....evidently even her own family doesn't care enough to post something.
nigellies wrote: If only she made it to the Top 24, then VFTW can Moan for Jones all over again...
lori595 wrote: She has a song called "Your Not Gonna Hurt Me No More Part One" 
Quote: Hello everyone. Well I was missing you all. And I felt like posting this great new story I have written wrote produced and acted out and sang every part in this song. Even the male singers part. I put a pitch shift effect on the males vocal to make me sound like a guy singing this part. This is a song about a couple that cheats on each other and tries to hide it from another. This will be a sequel. For their will be ten parts to this song. So sit back everyone and enjoy part one. Part two will come in about a week. Ow and by the way I mixed this with my headphones so I recommend wearing the headphones and cranking it up loud. I do not know what it will sound like without the headphones. But I like how it sounds wearing the headphones at the loudest volume. I hope you like this and enjoy. The person who inspired me to write this song and contiue a sequel to it is R. Kelly for the Closet song that he did so many sequels to. Well her is the beginning to my great sequel songs. The name of the song is ( Your Not Gonna Hurt Me No More- Part One ) Christy
I'm crying listening to this thing!!! |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:35 pm |
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| You should really check out her cover of Pat Benatar's "We Belong". She fucking KILLS those high notes. |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:40 pm |
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Here's a picture/head shot of our potential first VFTW candidate for 2007:
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, Ms. Christy Jones:
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| Grima |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:43 pm |
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"Who you think you is coming home an' tellin' me a fib?"
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| Lori595 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:43 pm |
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Damn you, Tina!!! That was worse than the original.
I mean her original not Pat Benatar. BTW, you can get a keychain and a bracelet with her picture. |
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| Dissgirl |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:45 pm |
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| Where is the music at? Nothing plays for me. :mink |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:46 pm |
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Here's another C.J. original: Just one question: What does "drowing in dept with pain" mean?
"Nothing Really Mattered"
You never did see it
Never even saw inside
Told so many lies
Felt so broken
This I always try to hide
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At times I felt so lost in space
Many times I wished to escape
Wished to be in a different place
Just somewhere far away
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Nothing really mattered
You never knew it
I'm still hurting
My heart is still healing
Nothing really mattered
You never even saw it
I'm still lost
I've been torn into pieces
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There's things I've come to regret
And things I can't forget
My piece of mind has not been set
And i am just a lonely mess
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A heart so cold
Drowning in dept with pain
Another cry still comes yet
My souls been tampered with
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Nothing really mattered
You never knew it
I'm still hurting
My hearts still healing
Nothing really mattered
You never even saw it
I'm still lost
I've been torn into pieces
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Have so much pain
Still trying to get to peace
Trying to find the answer to the puzzle
To get me out of trouble
But this is not a game
And you never did see
Wish I could take away the agony
Then I'd go far away
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But Nothing really mattered
You never knew it
And I'm still hurting
Cause my heart is still healing
Now Nothing really mattered
You never even saw it
And I'm still lost
Cause I've been torn into pieces
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At times I felt so lost in space
Many times I wished to escape
Wished to be in a different place
Just somewhere far away
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Nothing really mattered
You never knew it
I'm still hurting
Nothing really mattered
You never even saw it
And I'm still lost
I've been torn into pieces
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Nothing really mattered
Oh Nothing really mattered
Cause I'm still hurting
And im still lost
Nothing really mattered
Nothing really mattered
Oh nothing really mattered
Really mattered to me" |
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| Grima |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:48 pm |
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mstinanadeau wrote:
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At times I felt so lost in space
Many times I wished to escape
Wished to be in a different place
Just somewhere far away
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DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER! |
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| Lori595 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:50 pm |
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| I'm confused...in the last verse--does she mean nothing really mattered?? :mink :chickenlittle |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:52 pm |
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:54 pm |
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I LOVE "YOUR NOT GONNA HURT ME NO MORE PART ONE".
It is my new favorite song. I am laughing so hard I am crying. On to the rest!
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:56 pm |
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"Now hold up...Whatchu think..."
I love how she sings/talks the guys parts, and "remixed" it to sound like a guy's voice. But because it was slowed down to deepen the tone, it makes the guy sound like a total retard. |
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| Dissgirl |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:57 pm |
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She posted this by one of her songs.
Quote: Hello everyone. Well I am sad to report I did not make american idol. But I am feeling better. Hopefuuly one day someone will hear me and produce me though. Well anyway. I just wrote a new song. This is called Take Me!! I think it has some neat tracks in it. And i put alot of emotion in some parts of the vocal. I hope you like it. Now it is very origonal sounding. Their is no other song out like this right now. I wish however i had a real recording studio and someone who actually knows how to mix. This is not my area of specialty. So just bear with it and imgine what it would sound like with professionals doing the mixing and stuff. Christy. it needs a couple of more beats also, but i can not do it on my keyboard. I am gonna have to go search some loops. But anyway here it is. ( Take Me ) Christy |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:58 pm |
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All I have to say is: FUCKING ROBBED!!! 
"Hello everyone. Well I am sad to report I did not make american idol. But I am feeling better. Hopefuuly one day someone will hear me and produce me though. Well anyway. I just wrote a new song. This is called Take Me!! I think it has some neat tracks in it. And i put alot of emotion in some parts of the vocal. I hope you like it. Now it is very origonal sounding. Their is no other song out like this right now. I wish however i had a real recording studio and someone who actually knows how to mix. This is not my area of specialty. So just bear with it and imgine what it would sound like with professionals doing the mixing and stuff. Christy. it needs a couple of more beats also, but i can not do it on my keyboard. I am gonna have to go search some loops. But anyway here it is. ( Take Me ) Christy"
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| thefunnystone |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:00 pm |
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I just got to that one too.
Hopefully we at least get to see her audition. She is such a trip! |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:01 pm |
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That is so fucking lame-ass. Esp. considering that, according to her website, she is the "best new music artist." Fucking , man.
I am so pissed, I could choke a bitch. :blazedis |
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| Dissgirl |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:02 pm |
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Brandon Jones
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| Did anybody except Dave leave her any support comments? |
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| Ms.Tina |
| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:02 pm |
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I tried to...will try again...hold up...
ETA: I just did:
"Christy--
I really liked how you did both of the voices for your song Your Not Gonna Break my Heart again Part I. How did you actually record the male's voice? It was pretty effin' sweet, IMHO.
Also, Pat Benatar better watch out. There's a new rocker in town!
All the best,
Tina" |
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