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Dipsy
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:53 pm Reply with quote
Menardtard Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 3467 Location: The Home for the Bewildered
sunshine8503 wrote:
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It actually looks like it could be a good show.


It could be a good show if his character gets killed off in the first 5 minutes of the show.


Now how much fun would that be? I want to watch him grease around and drool into the camera.

I went back and left a comment too. Pickler
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dragonflyy
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:14 pm Reply with quote
Carlyplant Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 37 Location: la
Constantine is auctioning off his clothes for money on ebay.

For the low, low price of $48 or, if you feel like splurging, $105 you too can own a piece of pit stain history.
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palmtreesnpapayas
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:20 pm Reply with quote
Brandon Jones Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Posts: 2452 Location: in total darkness
I assume Chrissi will be going for the $105 fail package.
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sugartime
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:09 pm Reply with quote
Douche Whisperer Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 612
Constastain is selling his clothes? Laugh
How soon before he starts selling the gifts from his loving cult, er, I mean fans?
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Smartie
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:15 pm Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 27272 Location: Herding tard talk back to GC
There's talk on one anti-Constantine site that his tards will buy it to try cloning him from the pit stains and DNA left behind Laugh

I'm looking at you, Chrissi, you pathetic, desperate frau you.
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Mysterioso
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:19 pm Reply with quote
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He's also selling this collectible garment, from one of his fantastic acting appearances. It's up to $285 at the moment.



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sugartime
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:27 pm Reply with quote
Douche Whisperer Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 612
He should have kept it. Don't all cult leaders need some sort of robe?

God, he has eyes like a serial killer.
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dragonflyy
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:28 pm Reply with quote
Carlyplant Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 37 Location: la
I guess if he's not getting paid to work he's gotta pay the rent somehow.
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foxydonna
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:29 pm Reply with quote
Gaspy Archuleta Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 834 Location: Upstate NY
Oh, that's just pathetic. Selling his clothes on eBay. Wow.
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sugartime
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:36 pm Reply with quote
Douche Whisperer Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 612
He wears the same shit over and over, so the fraus have tons of pictures of those hideous shirts.
They can frame the pictures next to the shirt. Or take a page out of the Claymate books and buy a lifesize cutout of King Douche. They can dress him and then dance with him around their living rooms.
And listen to all the voices in their heads. Randy
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o_o
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:52 pm Reply with quote
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He's not even giving the money to charity, is he?

Such a tool.
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houster
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:31 pm Reply with quote
Matt Rogers Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Posts: 317 Location: Long Island, New York
Here I thought Mike Myers was playing "The Love Guru."

I think a few years back Ryan Starr played a dead body on an episode of "CSI." Maybe that's something Crapstanstain can make a career out of.
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sunshine8503
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:07 pm Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: 15 Mar 2007 Posts: 10121 Location: Rooting for Jedward!
Wow he must be really broke Laugh
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Chrissi
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:14 pm Reply with quote
Fake Rocker w/ Goat Vibrato Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 14 Location: USA
No Thanks
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sugartime
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:29 pm Reply with quote
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o_o wrote:
He's not even giving the money to charity, is he?

Such a tool.

From what I gather, it started out being listed as a "charity".
It was taken down, because on ebay you need to list what charity and do the correct paperwork.
It is now just a regular auction.
Chile Douche probably told his minions that it is for "charity".
Yeah, paying his fucking bar bill or rent.
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Chrissi
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:06 pm Reply with quote
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He's also selling this collectible garment, from one of his fantastic acting appearances


Did anyone see this show?
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Smartie
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quote
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Only you, Contard.
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she_is_so_random
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:19 am Reply with quote
ManBearPig Joined: 29 Mar 2008 Posts: 1967 Location: here n there
If he's so broke that he's selling his clothes, how long will it be until he's selling his sperm? Cuz you know that there would be takers for that. Barf
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Gambler
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:59 am Reply with quote
Kevin Covais Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 3313 Location: The Hell known as Mississippi
she_is_so_random wrote:
If he's so broke that he's selling his clothes, how long will it be until he's selling his sperm? Cuz you know that there would be takers for that. Barf


OMG there is no taking back that mental image, thought. It's GROSS!
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dragonflyy
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:09 pm Reply with quote
Carlyplant Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 37 Location: la
she_is_so_random wrote:
If he's so broke that he's selling his clothes, how long will it be until he's selling his sperm? Cuz you know that there would be takers for that. Barf


Consider that most of his granny fannies are too old to conceive.
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