Man, when we choose a VFTW pick, they always make sure to deliver. During rock week, Danny Gokey made a mockery of the show by believing his own hype so much that he thought he could rock out. I still can’t stop laughing while thinking of how horrible Danny was this week. Rock week must have been a thank you to VFTW for sitting through the last few weeks of boredom. Thank you, Idol. Thank you very much.
First up, Adam Lambert tackles “Whole Lotta Love.” It’s a good choice for Adam. I can’t say the vocal was amazing, but I was actually back to watching Adam and waiting to see what he’d do next. I haven’t cared since he did “Ring of Fire”, so I’ll give him props for working the stage for the first time since the top 11. He did add his own brand of screeching vagina to the song that went off key a bit, but I still think he pulled it off much better than any of the others this week. He’s also dressed like an awesome rock tranny this week. Randy says that no one will think about Broadway tonight because Adam’s a rock star. Simon calls it one of his favorite performances from Adam and says that no one will top it tonight. Could Simon know that because *gasp* he watches the dress rehearsals?
Allison Iraheta tackles “Crybaby.” The vocals start off good for the most part, but the performance is not as confident as normal. Allison misses more and more notes as the performance goes on, but she hides it pretty well. She also tried to add way too much to the song, resulting in looking a little silly. It wasn’t that bad, but it was one of her weaker performances. Randy says, “I did not love that song choice for you. I thought there were better vehicles… like trains. Did you know I’m the celebrity headliner for National Train Day? Yeah, someone actually hired me. Crazy, right? Yo, listen. Trains are a great form of transportation, dawg.” Kara couldn’t help herself but to rattle off songs she would rather have heard Allison sing. Shut up, broken record. Simon enjoyed Allison’s confidence, but wishes she had chosen the Queen song. Allison corrects Simon, saying the “Somebody To Love” she wanted to sing was Jefferson Airplane. Simon gets annoyed and rolls his eyes, saying “Allison, just beg.” Allison shoots back, “You’re always saying I don’t talk enough so maybe I should talk a lot.” You tell him, girl. Honestly I like Allison. Even though she’s not an excellent singer, her quirkiness appeals to me, so I can’t rake her over the coals too much. If Adam makes it to the finals without Danny, I’d hope Allison makes it there rather than Kris. Kris is a wasted space.
Kris Allen and Danny Gokey duet next on “Renegade.” These guys are not rockers at all and it’s painfully obvious. Even comical. And when the two try to harmonize, the backup singers drown them out so I can’t hear what they sound like anyway. Pretentious and terrible. Randy said, “The individual vocals were ok, but the harmonies were on blast. You know the last time I had a blast? When I rode a train. Dawg, trains are molten hot!” Kara says that she’s not sure the guys could hear themselves up there. And Simon patronizes Kris by saying Danny had a better vocal. Danny of course whines and says that he couldn’t hear himself on the stage and they didn’t have a dress rehearsal to practice. God, this smug douche just makes himself more VFTW worthy by the minute.
Fodder Monkey sings 3rd and attempts “Come Together.” But Kris is way too boring to do this song. His relaxed delivery and monkey faces don’t work with a rock song. The vocals aren’t as bad as Allison, but this performance is much worse just due to the fact that it doesn’t work at all on any level. Kris should’ve done his light rock thing or at least picked a power ballad or something if he wanted to keep up his Adult Contemporary streak. Randy says, “For me, I know you’re not really this kind of rock guy. You know what I appreciate though? Trains. They’re so good at getting people from place to place, dawg.” Kara actually gives good feedback and says Kris was trying too hard. Simon compares the performance to eating ice for lunch because it leaves you with nothing afterwards. Anorexic girls around the country look at their TV screens with puzzled looks.
And now for the highlight of the evening. Danny Gokey is going to sing “Dream On.” It’s finally happened. Idol has made one contestant so overly confident in his abilities, he attempts a song he should never touch and completely murders it by giving one of the worst performances in Idol history. Starting out, Danny isn’t that bad yet. When he holds out the word “pay” it goes out of tune and he continues to hold it anyway… a sign of things to come. Then Danny attempts to inject attitude into the song, but the problem is that the Killsbury Doughboy doesn’t have any rock sensibility. At one point he improvises the phrase “doo doo doo doop” in the song. Who “doops” in a rock song? Hilarious! But the worst is still yet to come. As Danny wraps the song up, he starts doing the patented Steven Tyler scream, but with his gravely voice and lack of singing ability, it comes out as a hilarious shriek. And then the very last note ends up being 4-5 notes in complete dissonance with any possible musical score you can think of. Dogs start jumping at their TV screens. Mariah Carey throws her television out the window. Glass shatters. California falls off the US and floats away into the ocean. And yet, Danny still thinks he did a good job. That’s a level of delusion every good VFTW pick needs. Randy says, “Yo, I’ll give you one thing… it was a train wreck. Get it? I keep talking about trains. Dawg, you suck.” Kara says that Danny took the comments to add more edge and swagger to his performances too far. She also recommends that he should sing early Aerosmith instead, like “Crazy” or “Cryin.” This bitch is so stupid that she thinks 90’s Aerosmith is older than their first single. Simon calls it over the top and compares Danny’s scream to a horror movie. But the judges are still basically polite, which is funny to watch. Danny looks pissed off and tells Ryan, “I gotta go back and listen to it. I could be right. What I heard up here wasn’t as bad as what they said.” Well then, we didn’t get to anoint the first blind Idol in Scott, but we can produce the first deaf Idol in Karaoke Gokey.
Allison and Adam then end the show with their duet of “Slow Ride.” It is easily the best performance of the night because, well, the others weren’t that good. Paula calls the two a perfect marriage, unlike the judging panel. Yeah, and Kara made it into some freaky polygamist cult. We all knew Randy and Paula could be married and Simon was clearly married to himself. But adding someone new fucks it all up. Simon says that the duet may have saved Allison, probably because he knows Allison is easily dispensable in the top 3 whereas Kris may pose competition for the others.
And even though we only have 6 performances, you guessed it, the show STILL goes over on time. Bruce Gowers is an incompetent fuckboob. Going home tomorrow… I’d have to guess Kris. I would have said Allison before the show aired, but she’ll get plenty of sympathy votes. If Danny goes home, I’d still laugh though, because I hate him. But if he wins, I’d laugh much more. Scream on, Gokey. Scream on.
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jasoncastro: While it's
jasoncastro:
While it's physically impossible to argue that Normund wasn't sheer comedic genius, he still falls below Hokey for a single reason: He meant to be humorous.
im so mad that allison left!
im so mad that allison left! its because of stupid chan who picked gayass danny as the vftw pick. well it wasnt all chan but i mean if you made allison or kris the vftw then danny prolly would get kicked off cuz he SUCKED last night. even though he is the worst, if we ALL hate him so much, why would we help him win?? allison deserves to go to the top three. and chan, you even like allison so why wouldnt you make her the pick? i know im an allison fantard but whateverr shes good (not as good as adam, no one is.) but she deserves to be 2nd. danny sucks balls and kris just doesnt have a strong enough voice.
no one who sucks balls should be on top three (even though adam does too LOL)
Just because Adam is the
Just because Adam is the right Idol for me, does not discount the folks who like Danny, no matter how misguided they are. And I hate to say something bad about another contestant, but... Danny was really bad last night. The worst song ever sung especially this far into the competition. It actually hurt my ears and teeth. Well this is how I see it stacking up and I gotta tell you I am a happy camper!
Adam=Famous
Danny=Infamous
omfg. I see that Pinkfuck
omfg. I see that Pinkfuck and David Geesus are still at it.
Pinkshithole, you are clearly in love with that screaming ugly motherfucker known as Douchebag Danny Dead Voice. It is amusing that you are still trying to rile up the Worsters. I would hate to know you in real life because everything you say is so fucking stupid. I banish you to listen to his scream for the next ten years. Non-stop loop! No cheating!
DG, aren't you supposed to be blowing Smartie about now? I don't know if you can handle a dick that size, but please try.
Dave, your pick should never be questioned again. I remember last year when everyone was all WTF about picking boring Brooke and then she had the famous "can I please start again" moment. The scream of the dead douchewater topped that by a Kristy Lee Cook country mile.
Everyone who is saying that
Everyone who is saying that this is the FUNNIEST performance this season is forgetting NickNormund.
KARAOKE GOKEY-- that is
KARAOKE GOKEY-- that is hilarious! He is such a pig. Never got a stylist either. Hate those dorky glasses, chubby face, facial hair. Oh, if only his wife had lived, maybe we wouldn't have to hear him scream. Yeah, I'm with you, poor Hottie Chris will probably surmise, just not vibrant enough. He could have used a sylist, too, or at least lifts in his shoes! And never told the tweens he was married. Flamming Adam is the best, and everyone knows it and hates him for it. What if Allison had normal colored hair? She looks so old in the face. Maybe if Chris did an XXX film with Slash his career would go stellar. I'd buy.
"You have to give Simon a
"You have to give Simon a pass on this considering he knows nothing about music before 1980."
Knows nothing about music during or after 1980, either.
Pinkpride: In fact the
Pinkpride: In fact the recap showing only the shriek at the end of the show, although it was The Awesome, wasn't a "backstab" to Hearthands Goakey. Apparently he did so much riffing during the live version that the snippet they were each told to sing prior to the show (to be used specifically for the recaps), didn't match up at all. Therefore they were forced to cut it down to just the screech. Christmas in May!
Oh. God. When Gokey was
Oh. God.
When Gokey was singing I laughed so hard I think I burst a blood vessel. What a tool. Why would he pick "Dream On"? Not only is he grossly unable to perform it, but it was the song that Michael Johns got voted off with last year! Arrogant, poncy, mega tool.
I also like when Paula told Kris that "it's always risky to do a Beatles song" is that why they made us sit through two weeks of "risky" performances? But I digress.
Danny Gokey = Tool = VFTW Win
"Danny has one lousy
"Danny has one lousy performance (per 1/2 hr.)"
Ah Dave. As a fan of
Ah Dave. As a fan of controversy, my initial reaction of "What?!" to the Danny pick FTW soon changed to hours of mischievous smirking as I read through the over 600 comments elicited by your genius pick. Kudos to you my friend, you found a way to make this boring season entertaining once again. I was on the edge of my seat reading about Worster mutiny, Worster exodus, and best of all, Worster vs. Worster fistfights in sunny California. A new peak of awesomeness in irritating people. You are my hero.
Wonder what that you tube
Wonder what that you tube baby did when it heard DWD's epic scream?
As much as I despise DW
As much as I despise DW Douchebag, I gotta admit, that was one of the most VFTW performances in Idol history. It far out-sucked anything sung by my Papaya, and was right up there with the epic Nikki performances. Wow, that was really bad.
Great recap! Although I
Great recap! Although I didn't agree with the pick, I faithfully voted for as long as lines were open using 2 cell phones and a landline(had the kids helping me LOL). If for some reason Danny goes home(it could happen, FOX might be willing to throw away all their hard work pimping him simply because he's our pick now and God forbid he win) Anyway if he goes, can we please pick Allison? She deverves our support for mouthing back at Simon. Although to come to Simons defense(I know, WHY?) maybe all he was given was the names of the song choices and Queen DOES have a song called "Somebody to Love"
LOL Mikebat, I was thinking
LOL Mikebat, I was thinking the same thing!
Maybe they really did have a
Maybe they really did have a dress rehearsal, but it was Gokey's scream that cause the glass tower to shatter.
Absolutely in love with how
Absolutely in love with how unfunny the Dannytards are on this thread vs. how funny the VFTWorsters are on the I Love Danny threads!
DWD should have let Jesus take the wheel and drive him to another song choice. Instead, Slash took the wheel and drove us all into that amazing mess of awesomeness. Thank YOU Slash!
The only time Danny Gokey
The only time Danny Gokey mentions his wife's death is IF HE IS ASKED! You all make a bigger deal over it than he does. THE MAN LOST HIS WIFE A FEW MONTHS AGO! I think he an amazing voice and quite talented. At least he isn't wearing dresses like Adam. Adam is a FREAK OF NATURE. I want to see Adam, the gay drag queen out! Keep on voting for Danny! This week wasn't his best but he isn't a rocker. DO REMEMBER, HE HAS NEVER been in the bottom! He is CLEARLY the front runner in this competition. Vote Danny! Vote, Vote, Vote!! You make me very happy!
My favorite part was not
My favorite part was not that Gokey boned the scream -- it's when he turns around and starts conducting the band to end the song. What a douche.
Oh yeah, Slash was excellent -- you could see by his smirk that he knew Gokey was going down in flames.
All the pairs of glasses in
All the pairs of glasses in the Lenscrafters stores must have shattered.
Goddam validation error shit
Goddam validation error shit is almost as annoying as Lambert. Word to the wise, always copy your post to a paste buffer before submitting.
Hey Pinkpride, ever hear of a paragraph?
Fucking Simon is as bad as Karatop. Anybody with any rock sense whatsoever would think of JEFFERSON AIRPLANE when given the title "Somebody to Love". Kudos to Allison for calling him out.
Lamebert - still not anywhere near his true self. B.
Pebbles - I, too, would have preferred to hear that JEFFERSON AIRPLANE song. B.
Gookey Monkey duet - C.
Monkey - D.
Gookey - non-VFTW, F. VFTW, A+.
Pink Lamebert duet - B+, and one of the greatest rock anthems ever written. But the best part of that song is the three minutes of sheer rock kick-ass instrumental bliss after the singing ends. Foghat is a legendary rock band, but even they sucked when trying the pop route.
Kris, don't let the tires hit you as you lay under the bus.
Anybody with any rock sense
Anybody with any rock sense whatsoever would think of JEFFERSON AIRPLANE when given the title "Somebody to Love".
You have to give Simon a pass on this considering he knows nothing about music before 1980.
I wonder how much research he had to do last year to find out exactly who these Beatles guys were.
The Scream...I cower in fear
The Scream...I cower in fear every time I hear it...then laugh my ass off at Gokey's utter stupidity in believing he could sing a song like that. Vote for The Screamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funny this, Gokey has
The funny this, Gokey has been pimped as much as anybody this season, yet in the recap they showed him in his VFTW moment. Do you think they turned on him last night, or did somebody just go, "Oh man, we've gotta show that again!"
I'm waiting for the
I'm waiting for the headline:
DEFENSE DEPARTMENT ABANDONS STAR WARS
'THE SCREAM' FOUND FAR MORE EFFECTIVE
IN DEFLECTING NUCLEAR MISSILES
"...one of those housewife
"...one of those housewife snakes from a Far Side cartoon..."
LOL! Perfect analogy!
"I also love that Danny's
"I also love that Danny's recap at the end was nothing but the scream lol "
I wouldn't know since, once again, the show went so far over that my DVR didn't record it even though it's set to record 5 minutes beyond the end! Guess I'll have to start recording the show after Idol to catch all the humor.
Danny's going to go back and watch it again. Yeah, me too. I want to transfer it to CD so I can play it whenever I want to yell at my kids. Danny's scream will be much more effective.
"No one's mentioned the
"No one's mentioned the looks of incredulity on Danny's family when he finished. Go back and watch it again--priceless. Even they can't believe what they heard."
I thought that was Adam's family mis-labeled as Danny's? Either way.
My apologies to Dave because I was very skeptical and not on board with the VFTW pick. But the boy delivered in spades. Was this the best VFTW performance ever? It just may be, the only other one I can remember is Chicken Little's "Part Time Lover," and DWD's Dream On is far far far worse than that.
Oh man. That ending screech
Oh man. That ending screech of Danny's is going down in Idol history. I knew something horrifically awesome was coming when Gokey told Slash what song he was singing. Fucking awesome!
Dave, that entire paragraph
Dave, that entire paragraph about Gokey is VFTW platinum.
Man I'm not sure which
Man I'm not sure which shriek was more awesome... this one or Constantine's when he performed that Rock of Ages nonsense on that late night show...
Dave, I think if you posted those videos side by side, this site would explode
First of all, FUCK all of
First of all, FUCK all of you non believers. Dave was right on the money to pick Douchebag, and he came through in spades.
I can still hear the scream echoing in my head.
Fanfuckingtastic, Douchebag, you suck ass, but holy shit was that funny, and the fact that the recap ONLY showed his scream....oh Idol....you dirty, dirty bitch.
Second, Adam dressed EXACTLY like the Adam Doll in Myst's blingee avatar. Also hilarious.
Yep, frautard Pinkpride is a
Yep, frautard Pinkpride is a dumbass. "Pretty damn cool"? I think not. First of all, saying that Goatkey would do justice to any ZZTop song is blasphemy. ZZTop being the best blues-rock band in the history of the universe, that dorky bible-thumping dead-wife-pimping shitheel wouldn't be able to touch ZZTop with a ten foot pole. I do see your point, though, Punkpride: It's firmly attached to the top of your tiny head. Hell, just seeing Bon Jovi and ZZTop mentioned in the same sentence is annoying, but I'm sure that annoying Worsters is your primary motive for being here, so props to you for that.
Secondly, Dummy's voice isn't the least bit soulful. Raspy, yes. Soulful...well, if by soulful you mean he's cashing in on his dead wife's soul, then I guess in that sense it's soulful. Mostly, though, he's just been screaming his way through this karaokefest. He screams during every song. Maybe you meant soulful in a horror movie, chains rattling in the attic kind of way.
Lastly, if your attraction to Ugly Danny - who looks like a cross between Elvis Costello, Sarah Palin and one of those housewife snakes from a Far Side cartoon - is what you mean by "good taste in men", then you're as delusional as you are stoopid, and your taste in men roughly approximates your taste in music. That is, you ain't got none.
I really would have liked to
I really would have liked to have seen Adam do "Welcome to the Jungle" by GnR. Perfect tie-in with the Slash host, and I'd really liked to have heard Adam rip on that searing vocal line from Axl.
I thought WLL was just *ok*. Meh, what do I know?
I'm usually not into
I'm usually not into isulting, but Pinkpride you're an idiot.
You think Danny has a *DISADVANTAGE*?!?
He is the most pimped contestant. The *SOLE* reason they gave him a duet with Kris is so they can put the two of them together and tell people Danny is *BETTER*. Most people on this planet already guessed this is exactly what is going to happen the instant we heard duets. We knew how they would pair and what the judges would say.
Kris is the one person who is giving Danny a run in this competition. Adam and Allison are of a completely different demographics and Kris and Danny at this stage compete for Matt's votes.
Heck Simon even said the words "Danny is better" and yet didn't say anything that insulting on Allison.
The whole purpose of this show was to throw Kris out of the competition to ensure the Gokey VS Lambert finally.
If you are too busy drooling over Gokey to see that you're an idiot.
Idol did everything they could to *SUPPORT* Gokey.
But alas, since he is a talentless douche, it's up to us to take him the rest of the way,
Even though PinkPride is a
Even though PinkPride is a fantard, don't mess with her. Other than her taste in music she's pretty damn cool.
Alright, first of all I have
Alright, first of all I have excellent taste in men and once in a while I prefer a little meat, but only if they have handsome features (which Danny most certainly does). The entire performance felt like he was playing a game of Guitar Hero with Adam Lambert--only Adam had it set on expert difficulty and was hitting every note while Danny was missing most of his. Slash was only useful to Allison and Adam, who obviously both knew how to exercise their mad vocals when it comes to rock, whereas the softer vocals of Danny and Kris were about as useful as toilet paper on stage. Jesus, the whole show was one big circus with Danny being the talentless clown. AI doesn't always show the ending of each performance; they usually recap the best moments of each performer, and not unlike the disgusting "pig blood" that was dumped on Carrie poor Danny's bloodcurdling screech was played once more for the world to see. He must be so embarrassed...I wish I was there to console him. Kris has no range whatsoever. It was rather entertaining to watch Mr. Sideways struggle to keep up with Danny when his vocals suck Barbara Streisan's tits. We all know that Adam will be Idol anyways; he's proven that since the auditions. As of now, I'm dreading tommorrow like the plague. Oh well, Danny might have horseshoes up his butt, who knows? He's got lotsa fans.
Even though I hate every person on this site with every fibre of my being I appreciate the compliment, David Gee :) It's late so I'm off to bed.
Until next time, peeps.
Did monkey boy sing the
Did monkey boy sing the words "monkey finger?"
Pinkpride, are you for real
Pinkpride, are you for real or are you just trying to heat up the debate?
Danny Gokey sucks, always has, and his personality doesn't help him. I feel like he's going to run out of breath at any minute every time he performs. And the song arrangements are karaoke and always put me to sleep.
Now, since we're being controversial, I have to say that I like Kris. He seems like a nice person and a true musician. His studio performances are really good. Sure, he's not the best ever, but he's pleasant to listen to. I don't think he's as boring as everybody says he is.
I have to say that I really
I have to say that I really wanted to smack Kara in the face tonight. Everything from the sad attempt to look like a rocker with the leather jacket, the sad attempt to rock out to Adam's performance with her dainty sky punches, and her extremely dumbass moment of telling Danny he should have sung "early Aerosmith". Crying? Crazy? You have got to be kidding me.
I still don't understand what possessed Danny to sing Dream On. Slash really must despise him. I believe Steven Tyler has one of the best voices in rock and to take that on is foolishness on an awesome level. When he hit that scream my cat who was sleeping on the floor went from being dead asleep to jumping up and running from the room. I kid you not! God I wish I had a camera on her for that I would have uploaded it on youtube in no time.
Kris was so out of place it was hilarious. He looked scared as hell when he went to sing Renegade. I couldn't help but laugh at the look on his face while performing. When Chris Daughtry performed the same song it was miles and miles better.
Gokey is a studmuffin?
Gokey is a studmuffin? Really? I guess the "different strokes/different folks" adage must be true. He's a pudgy, old-broad glasses wearing hipster wanna-be really needs to shave snorefest doofus if you ask me.
Though I have to wonder - did he biff that last 'note' intentionally, hoping to get booted off and not get trapped in the AI/19 contract? He's got the frau vote, but would it be enough to carry him on? Either way, excellent call on the VFTW pick for this week.
Oh great, Danny has one
Oh great, Danny has one lousy performance and all you assholes have to laugh at it like 3 year olds for the next five months. He had so many disadvantages so the horror show scream didn't surprise me that much. American Idol was stupid for putting the two best rockers, Adam and Allison, together just to make Danny and Kris look worse (seriously, who's the braindead fartmonkey that came up with that brilliant idea?). The whole time Danny was urging Kris to sing louder, which he epically failed at, and this made him all the more nervous since he had to 1) focus on his own vocals while 2) making sure Kris stayed on pitch and wasn't drowned out by the guitar. Ah, another backstab to Gokey was when AI showed all the recaps of the Idol's performances and, how incredibly daft, they revealed Danny's gut-wrenching shriek! Must the world be crawling with callous bastards?
According to American Idol, it is.
Pink, crying that Rock isn't
Pink, crying that Rock isn't Danny's forte so America and VFTW should give him a break is laughable. Did America give Lil a break when she sucked at disco? No. You don't pick a song like 'Dream On' to sing if rock isn't your specialty. You find a power ballad instead, and work that into your style.
And I'm not sure if you've ever noticed, but the last note of the last performer of the night alway gets recapped. No conspiracy there, I'm afraid.
P.S. Where the fuck is Prof.
P.S. Where the fuck is Prof. Chan?
Pinkpride: "...Everyone
Pinkpride:
"...Everyone knows that Aerosmith is a legend and the only person who could've pulled it off was Adam Lambert"
(a) They suck. Sort of Vanilla Ice of rock music.
(b) Adam Lambert... ditto.
danny is so hot i love him
danny is so hot i love him excep his teeth arent horeseteeth like mine im FLIPping for danny
do we really have an honest
do we really have an honest to God Gokey fan in our mix? Oh, how cute! (read patronizing voice)
And she's blind too. You go, pinkpride! Way to bring diversity to this site (and by diversity I really mean stupidity)
First of all, Danny was
First of all, Danny was extremely nervous and rock week was murder for his vocals. He has a soulful, raspy voices that's better suited with artists like "Bon Jovi" or "ZZ Top." Why the fuck did he choose an Aerosmith song in the first place? Was he smoking crack that day? Everyone knows that Aerosmith is a legend and the only person who could've pulled it off was Adam Lambert, but even then "Dream On" is too shrieky and extreme for his voice (which tops the shriek factor). The whole show was a huge show-off of Adam/Allison's vocals, which I found cruel and unfair for Danny and Kris. This was there moment to shine, and they took full advantage of the stage, rocking it out like Metallica so every woman in the audience orgasmed (well, I know *I* did XD). There was something not right with Danny from the get go. He was wearing a weird outfit and looked really unhappy, even a little pissed off as if he was in a game show or something. The duet wasn't too, too bad, but Kris's weak, whiney voice was almost completely drowned out by Danny's superior vocals; so I find kind of bad for him. However, when Danny got powered up to belt out "Dream On" I was already chewing my nails (did I mention that his outfit looked retarded?). Ok, so he started off alright, but as soon as he got higher and higher his voice started to waver, teetering like a bird on a wire, and then...KA-BOOM!!! The whole performance went to hell in a handbasket. The poor guy was sweating so badly he looked like he was coated in butter and was singing for his life. It got worse, almost agonizingly so, until that one ear-splitting shriek exploded out of his throat like a demon, shattering the windows and everything else in sight. Honestly, Danny, you really butchered Aerosmith big time, and Slash didn't look too pleased in the audience either. He was embarrassed, crushed, as well as angry, and the whole review from the judges seemed to make his shame flare up like an acne outbreak.
Danny: I love you, support you, and think you are a studmuffin--I mean that for real. There is so much passion in your voice but I wasn't feeling it tonight. The only saving grace tonight was the fact that you're easy on the eyes :) everything about you looked great except for the outfit lol. Anyways, my friends, relatives and I voted for you like mad, so hopefully you'll be safe tommorow and the monkeyboy Kris is history. Ugh, Kris better be gone because he has no range or personality whatsoever. People of VFTW: go ahead, rip me apart, I'm Gokey's biggest fan so there's nothing you can say that will change my mind!
How long did you spend
How long did you spend scrubbing your frau juice off your fingers before you wrote that TL:DR crap?
As long as you took to read
As long as you took to read it, bitch.