We’re about to embark on a historic evening, friends. For tonight, only 2 judges will comment on each performance since Bruce Gowers is such a monumental boob that he can’t make the show come in on time. And yet, the show will still run over by 4 minutes. How can this show be so terrible? I don’t know. I just know that it’s the worst show on television and I will continue to mock its overall incompetence as I tackle “sleepy ballads from shitty movies” night. If Adam hadn’t picked a song with a pulse, I might have offed myself due to pure boredom. But more on that later.
First, Allison Iraheta picks “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”. Guest mentor Quentin Tarantino thinks she’ll do a good job, yet she proves him wrong when she’s hilariously awful. Usually I give Allison a lot of credit, but tonight is by far one of the worst performances she’s ever given. She seems lost in the odd string arrangement at the beginning, but when the song picks up, she still can’t seem to find her way. She’s adding too many runs to the song so that they all sound unnecessary, she is pronouncing all of the words incorrectly (is this a shoutout to Megan? Caw! Caw!), and she’s screaming for no reason. Overall, it’s a horrific train wreck and I love it. Paula says that Allison produces the same special sauce as Adam. Wait, Allison’s a dude? I should’ve known. She looks like a typical drag queen. And Simon says that Allison is the only hope for a female to win and that she’ll probably sail all the way to the end. After that? And I thought we just established that Allison is a man. Though I did appreciate Simon insulting the VFTW pick there early on. Way to get a dig in, Man Boobs. But he’s right. This train wreck is nothing compared to 2 that happen later on. I’m looking at you, Matt and Lil.
Anoop “Total Waste of Potential” Desai is up second and sings “Everything I Do I Do It For You.” The vocals are decent, but who cares? This guy is so bland and boring, I would rather listen to a Colbie Caillat record. I’d rather eat 10 white bread mayonnaise sandwiches. I’d rather watch a pot on the stove with Danny Gokey in it to see if it boils. OK, that last one would be fun. The judges like it, of course, because they love boring stuff. Randy says that Anoop has definitely found his zone in the last few weeks. And Kara says that Anoop’s place is taking a pop song and adding soul to it. She loved his connection to the song. So the judges like it and I am bored by it. What happened to this guy? He was supposed to be a fun VFTW pick way back when. Now he’s just fodder for the other soul singers. Go home, Anoop.
Adam Lambert is the only one to pick a fast song tonight. Thank you, Adam. Even though you’ve become incredibly predictable (slow song one week, campy song the next week), at least you’re interesting. Hear that, Anoop? I am loving that this guy will probably win, since he’s a nightmare in the making for 19E. He’s such a fun train wreck, and his screeching is always a delight after a power ballad. It’s especially needed tonight. I can’t say I’m a full on Adam fan when he picks slow songs, but I do love the campy stuff. Paula says that fortune awards the brave, and Adam is one of the bravest contestants she’s ever witnessed. Simon says that the performance was like watching the Rocky Horror musical, which Adam takes as a compliment (as he should), even though Simon meant it as an insult. Simon says part of the audience will love that (little girls and VFTW) and part will despise it (anyone who likes Gokey and other boring people).
Matt Giraud signs his death notice in the fourth spot with “Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman.” His melisma is off key and he’s adding too many runs, just like Allison did. The problem is at least Allison saved it by moving around like a crazy person. Matt is sitting still at the piano, so the imperfections are magnified. When he hits the bridge, his voice cracks and the vocals are beyond horrible. This guy is clearly going home now. Randy says that Matt added too much to the song and that he fell down in more places than he won. The audience barely boos. Kara still goes for the “you have to pick either soul or rock” thing where she chastises Matt for switching genres yet again, showing she has no idea what she’s talking about. Kara really should either pick to dress like a stripper or dress like a hooker. This back and forth each week is unacceptable. Pick one and stick with it, Kara.
Danny Gokey sings “Endless Love” and is just as annoying as usual. Quentin Tarantino tells Danny to stop doing stupid shit with his hands during the performance. So what does Danny do? Stupid shit with his hands during the performance. What a jackass. His pitch is terrible at the beginning and it doesn’t get much better. But in a night of horrible singers, admittedly Gokey is only in the middle of the pack. Paula says that Danny grabs her in the beginning, wows her in the middle, and slays her in the end. Wait, is that what happened to his wife? Simon calls Danny a “brilliant singer” so I just automatically tuned out his irrelevant opinion after that.
Kris Allen picks the most boring song in the world, “Falling Slowly.” And slowly he falls. Monkey Man is definitely losing his status as someone who could win the competition, so there’s the falling. And the song takes forever to finish since it’s so sluggish, there’s the slowly. Randy says that the song was pitchy from note one, which is true. Kara says that this was one of Kris’s best moments. Clearly Kara is talking about the orgasm she achieved thinking about nailing Kris while beating his wife over the head with a blunt object. Paula didn’t get to give a critique here because she was too busy daydreaming of smoking a blunt object. Yet even though only 2 judges critique each performance, the show is still going over on time. How is this possible? Are monkeys (Kris Allen’s family) running the control room?
Lil Rounds gets the pimp spot, yet makes every effort to make this a moot point. She picks “The Rose”, one of the most overdone karaoke songs ever. The vocal is probably one of her worst ever. Listen to it back without any video and you can pick up every off key moment (which is almost every note). Even when she tries to make the song a gospel track, it sounds horrible and forced. Then she ends the song with a note that quickly goes off key so she just ends it abruptly as “the rooooooo.” No “s” sound. She knew to cut her losses because she just sucked the big one. Paula had nothing to say about the horrible performance, so she gives an adage about a road being long but it being worth it at times. Simon cuts to the choice and says there are no excuses anymore and that he’s frustrated with how bad she is. Lil takes the opportunity to finally talk back and tell off the judges. She chastises them for telling her to be an artist and switch up the genre of a song last week, because they insulted her when she did it this week. You tell ‘em, Lil. She looks pissed off, and this moment is incredibly uncomfortable for everyone watching. Clearly that was the VFTW moment of the night. Lil, you didn’t disappoint. Thanks for that! I love Lil’s bitch faces when she is pissed at Simon. Though next week, please pick a really campy song. You know you only have a week or two left in you, so go out with a bang instead of a ballad whimper.
Going home: Matt Giraud. I can’t see it happening any other way. And rounding out the bottom 2 would be Kris Allen with one of either Anoop or Lil. Depends on who gets more votes, because Anoop was good but boring, and Lil was horrible but got the pimp spot. But at least the guy with the giant growth on his forehead is leaving so I can now enjoy dinner while watching the show without worrying about spontaneously vomiting. Just kidding, Matt seems like an OK guy, but the VFTW steamroller is going to crush him while we take Lil as far as we can.
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So effectively Lil sang
So effectively Lil sang about The Roe, which Wikipervia describes as "fully ripe internal ovaries or egg masses of fish and certain marine animals".
Or else the first party in the historic abortion case.
Lil - getting worser with ever day.
"Even Ghokey doesn't whore
"Even Ghokey doesn't whore out his Family Values by trying to act seductive."
Actually, I think that's what he's been doing all season (trying) but he's so odd that normal humans would not recognize it as seductive (only Idoltard's friend).
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The only improvement she has
The only improvement she has shown is with her wigs. Still can't sing and has that huge junk in the trunk. Bye Lil!
My friend and I were texting
My friend and I were texting each other all throughout the show, so I could share with her my Worster insight (she needs to join, but she is brainwashed by the producers), and she said the most disturbing comment: "Danny Gokey looks kinda hot tonite" She's on my bad list now until she takes it back.
Anyway. Adam was the only entertaining thing on the show last night, other than Lil's hissy fit (gold I tell you). I thought he was too far gone, but he bounced right back to the Flamebert I love so dearly.
I'm also now hooked on Fringe. It helps clear my mind of Idol polution.
What moxie said! Whoever is
What moxie said!
Whoever is dressing Ah-poop isn't doing him any favors - he says he wants to be a R&B singer? but dresses like a really bad magazine ad aimed at frat boys.
I really like Allison, but whoever is dressing her (and whoever is going her vocal coaching) are doing her no favors. Probably her worst performance of the season.
BRAVO Silverstone - I was LMAO at Simon making those faces - he was totally MOCKING the way Kara moves her head and mouth when she talks!!!! If Kara got pissed last week at the family heckling her she will be LIVID when she sees Simon flat-out MOCKING her on national TV!
Anoop reminds me of Kenny
Anoop reminds me of Kenny Fisher in Can't Hardly Wait. I wish next time a judge criticized him he'd say "Man, why you always gotta steal my flavor."
Someone in another thread
Someone in another thread mentioned that it appeared Simon was making "blow-job" faces when Kara Diosluti was critqueing Matt...I thought he was making "barf into a bucket" faces...anyone else notice that?
Loved Adam tonight...I know, I know, I'm a fantard.
Gokey truly is a smug ass-hole. He doesn't even look like Robert Downey Jr. anymore, and that's all I thought he had going for him in the first place.
Every one else sucked...except when Lil was verbally back handing Mr. Cowell.
Lil...VFTW!
I wonder why VFTW didn't
I wonder why VFTW didn't pick up on the line that Quentin Tarantino said when he suggested Danny Gokey "did a little deeper" when singing Endless Love. If QT only knew.
I loved seeing Lil get
I loved seeing Lil get bitchslapped yesterday.
First she finds out she's VFTW.
Then Simon puts her down when Allison sings.
Then Simon lays into her when she sings. And he really laid into her.
My prediction is that next week she'll be so confused and angry that she'll blow it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahH
<<16 year old Mrs. Roper>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best comment of the night, probably totally missed by 90% of readers--but Larry, Jack and Janet would be proud.
I can't figure out how Allison dresses the way she does. Do shoppes really sell the things she wears? Was last night's ensemble supposed to resemble a stage curtain, a tablecloth, an industrial garbage bag? And the hair! And, NOTE TO ALLISON: the rubber bands for your braces come in a variety of colors--black bands stand out the most when you make your scare-dy-face, so get your orthodontist to put another color on next time 'round.
MRS. ROPER + a bit of Endorra + Mary Kate & Ashley's fashion consultant = ACK!
I've got to back up what
I've got to back up what Ravenbomb said: "Falling Slowly" is a beautiful song, used perfectly in the movie "Once." Kris did a shitty version. And Kara calling the 2007 Academy Award winner for Best Song from a motion picture "obscure" pissed me off. Maybe it's not a #1 hit, but I think someone knows of it. At least Ravenbomb & I do.
I laughed my ass off at DeadWife AssWipe. Not only did he ONCE AGAIN shrug off the advice of the mentor, he totally whiffed the opening note of the second verse. I had to call my husband to come in and hear that note. I rewound & replayed it 4 times. I like to make my husband laugh by singing over-emotively along with that particular song, so it was twice as funny for us to hear his "heartfelt" rendition. And instead of "Danny's Family & Friends" why didn't they just go ahead & call it "Danny's Dead Wife's Family"? I recognized the "hold the picture up for the camera" brother-in-law on the end.
And what the fuck? Two Bryan Adams songs? QT gave Anoop some good advice, because he sounded good, but it was still a shitty Bryan Adams song, Anoop is still boring, & he's still poorly styled. What do the stylists have against Anoop that they keep dressing him like a frat boy on a dare. A fucking letter jacket over a shirt & tie? That shit is weak.
My dog decided to growl at a cat outside during Matt's performance, so I took him outside to let him bark at the cat & subsequently missed Matt's performance. Well...I wouldn't say I "missed it", I just didn't hear it. I'm sure it sucked, & I didn't care enough to rewind the DVR.
I think if we lose "can I just say something" Lil, we should pick ShovelFootFace. He's definitely the worst in talent. If we lose ShovelFootFace this week, I'll be forever grateful.
I think Lil will be going
I think Lil will be going home, you don't argue with Sir Simon. They wont use the save on her either. They are saving it for either Allison or Adam and maybe Gokey.
I spose if I had an extra
I spose if I had an extra $100 laying around and were in Vegas, I might put it on Slumdog to win it all.
Crazy? He's flown below the radar all year but his past two performances have been improved, so he's picking up a little momentum. There's no one who's really marketable to the folks at 19E ... except maybe the Dog, because the Indian market is ma$$ive, Indian performers are a relatively untapped entertainment in this country and they're extremely hot right now, judging by the orgasmic reaction everyone's had to a certain movie (which totally blew in a boring, non-VFTW way).
Maybe that's why he squandered his VFTW potential -- someone told him, hey, knock off the crap, shoot straight and we'll take you to the end. Don't worry about Ghokey or Glambert: We'll take out Glambert, and enough people hate Ghokey that they'd vote for anyone before they'd even think of casting a tally for DWD.
Just sayin' ...
Thanks, Dave, for shining a
Thanks, Dave, for shining a light on Lil's lack of enunciation of the word "Rose" in "The Rose". It's the title of the song and it's only one freaking syllable and she still couldn't get it right...and not just in the live performance, but in the canned one from the dress rehearsal that they use in the recap. Too funny!!! She did not disappoint as our pick, that's for sure.
My prediction for tonight is that they tell us Allison or Adam is the bottom vote getter so they can dramatically save them. I tend to think it will be Adam...why else would Simon do his whole, some people will love it, some will hate it schtick?? If Adam is at the bottom, Simon can say "see, I was right" and they can have their uber dramatic double elimination next week. And as long as next week we get rid of Anoop and Matt, I'll be a very happy camper. ;)
Uh, yea, I've watched enough
Uh, yea, I've watched enough to hear Simon say 16 year old Mrs. Roper was the only one he would save in the bottom three one week. The only criticism she has gotten all year was the "no personality" thing and one of her idiotic outfits. Pauler has blabbered endlessly about her perfect phrasing and somehow put her, Flamebert, and DWD all in the finale. Her singing has never been anything except pimped. She blew more crap than anyone but the guy with the giant pimple last night and still got pimped. She would have to caw her entire song dressed as a nun before she would be our pick at this point. Sure, she probably will be when we have to chose between her, Adam, and DWD, but we aren't at that point yet. Lil on the other hand, had the only worster redeeming moment last night except the campy Adam. I'm starting to even get bored by that, it is so predictable.
Random thoughts from last
Random thoughts from last night....
1. Anoop's Jacket. WTF was that??? Wall ST Suit with the sleeves cut off and French Foreign
Legion uniform arms attached?
2. Danny's Eyes up to Heaven. At the end of the song, a special reminder to those who feel sorry for him - "Remember, I've got a dead wife."
3. Lil's Brain. Bless her heart - she still doesn't get what Simon's been trying to tell her about making a song her own. Her belt does not go through all the loops. She's much too stupid to be a major recording star.
4. Allison's Tummy. It hit me yesterday after watching the original video you posted of her. It was from 2008 !! And she was super skinny in slinky clothes. How can someone change THAT much. Could she be pregnant ??? Her blouse last night was a puffy poof to hide her stomach.
Dave Please!!! what happened
Dave Please!!! what happened to the good ol' days when beer would come out of my nose after cracking up so hard with your blogs?! You lost it man. Now you're just another white boy rambling on about the show; no humor here anymore.
Come back please!
Here I would like to give
Here I would like to give credit to my friend, who somehow manages to like Gokey and Glambert at the same time. I don't know how she does it, and I have no clue how she can like Gokey, but... credit where credit is deserved.
samurai, is this the first
samurai, is this the first season you've watched? Watch some more. You'll see how Simon does things and how he manages to manipulate people into the top 3, regardless of what he might say to the contrary on interviews. His whole Allison thing is SOOO manipulated ... and we've seen it before.
I actually like white bread
I actually like white bread mayonnaise sandwiches. In fact I love them.
Simon seemed taken aback by Lil's sudden anger burst. xD Goooooood cause Simon can suck one...and finally he changed his stupid shirt. I guess he decided to take the advice, lol. To a gray hanes sweater, but it's better than nothing.
To the person above me, that was the first time Simon had something nice to say to Allison. If you watched any of the previous weeks, you'd see she was totally not promoted on the show. She wasn't pimped at all until today. Just last week simon had a stupid comment about how she has no personality. And today's performance, where she did nothing new and just walked up closer to the judges, suddenly produces the personality. It just shows that Simon has no idea what he's talking about but overall she totally has not been pimped at all. Previous weeks, when she did nothing wrong really except maybe wear a bad dress, she was totally criticized. I'm not even an Allison fan, she sounds good, but she was never my favorite. But I'm just saying.
What an awful hour of crap.
What an awful hour of crap. Get rid of Kara, time problem solved. The 16 year old troll doll sucked not only in appearance, but a crappy vocal and they praised it. I can't believe worsters wanted her for the pick. She is the reason we exist, overpimped people who don't produce and have an unfair advantage over others. This season blows. The only decent singer, Adam, is kind of a stereotype. DWD is absolutely despicable. I so wish a semi truck would run over his smug face. Lil talking smack was the only redeeming aspect of the show. Letting her inner Lafawnduh out. Knock Simon out with that ass.
Lil Rounds tried to put her
Lil Rounds tried to put her own spin on The Rose the way Lambert tried with The Ring of Fire. The problem was with the execution. Lil Rounds, while a somewhat competent singer, just doesn't have the talent and skill to pull off a gospel/soul version of that classic song on her own.
OMG this was the worst AI
OMG this was the worst AI show I have ever watched. If it wasn't for the excitement of "what's Glambert gonna do next", I would never watch again. I seriously considered taping it after seeing the spoilers and just watching Glambert and Anoop, but when I heard Lil was the VFTW pick, I had to watch to the end. I hate you guys sometimes! But I'm a VFTW addict already. Okay, so it wasn't all VFTW's fault. My friend decided to watch for the first time ever and call me at the commercials and take drinks with me. Hey, that made it almost tolerable, but not quite.
So, my review:
Raggedy-Ann P!NK wannabe: Puke! She started off okay, then rushed and spoke/garbled or shouted. I must live in an alternate universe from people who think she's great. Either that, or they're grading on the curve of ultra-shitty Idols this year.
Slum-dawg: I actually think he did a nice job. He sang on the consonants a bit too much, but this guy could do well with some training. Oh and a new image.
Glambert: It wasn't my fave of his, but I loved him bringing back the guyliner and I like his new haircut. It seemed a bit Led Zeppelin-ish at times and I liked the second half. At least, he and Anoop were on pitch.
Timberfake: OMFG what was that? A total train wreck. I'd rather listen to Scott last week. Is he a hybrid between Mariah Carey and Justin Timberlake or something? Jesus H. Christ. That was awful. The bridge, oh the bridge, how bad was that. And he's in the Top 7? Unfuckingbelievable.
Dorkey: Once again, he doesn't take advice. This time, it's about his goddamn stupid fucking hands. Dude, listen to these mentors. They're not dorks like you. WTF was with the key? Like a step and half down, I think? Oh and they didn't pimp his dead wife, but they hinted the hell out of it. Fucking yuck. He was the worst of the night.
Monkeyboy: I don't even know wtf he sang. Some stupid song where he was off pitch from note one until the end. Why didn't he go into falsetto? Why try to take notes you can't hit at the top of your head voice and be wayyyyy off? What did he do with the money his mother gave him for singing lessons?
Big Huge Butt: Hey, they didn't focus on her ass tonite so I was able to focus on her performance. Oops that wasn't such a good idea. Send the bitch back to church. This song was about Janis Joplin -- ain't no fucking gospel in it! Praise the Lord.
My friend's impressions: Simon is a motherfucking mean asshole from hell. Randy is a stupid wannabe teen who thinks he's cool ghetto. Kara is some kind of a slut, and Paula, wtf is she talking about, is she on drugs? Yeah, she got the judges down. As for the contestants, Raggedy Ann should be ashamed to call herself hispanic (my friend's hispanic) and she growls instead of singing, what kind of fucking name is anoop, and he's an okay singer, glambert looks like Liza Minelli and shrieks shitty washed up songs, Timberfake couldn't sing his way out of a paperbag, Dorkey sucked the big wazoo and sang too low, MonkeyBoy is cute cute cute but what's with the faces while singing?, Big Huge Butt sucked but she loved that Lil sassed back at the judges. So, she and I voted for Lil for a couple of hours. How about that? She watched for the first time and summed up the whole show, but vowed never to watch again. Why am I still watching this dumb show after all these years?
If you are going to post,
If you are going to post, then at least make it original instead of repeating what the judges say--good grief.
Here's my one-liner Facebook
Here's my one-liner Facebook AI play-by-play for tonight:
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Allison Irahita... too low, lousy delivery, pitchy as heck and I can't figure out what the judges see in her.
Anoop Desai singing Bryan Adams... this dude is a balladier, through and through. Solid job... now I just want to know why one of the most highly paid bands in the world badly screwed up the bridge!!!
Adam Lambert... seriously, this guy is so far beyond anyone else on this show, it just ain't funny! Once again, he delivers and knocks the crowd off their feet! BRAVO!!!
Matt Giraud... another Bryan Adams song. Sorry, but I hate his delivery... all notes and flair, no substance or emotion. Average performance.
Danny Gokey... opens with rough delivery and pitch problems. Completely ignored QT's advice. As always, does the Michael McDonald thing. Still, a good performance overall.
Kris Allen... HOLY COW!!! Why does this guy end up with so few votes?!? He took an unknown song and made it amazing! Randy needs to clean out his ears, because that performance RULED!!! Best of the night so far.
Lil Rounds to end the night... bad choice in lyrics-cutting, the gospel thing isn't working with "The Rose", and the performance is a slap in the face to Bette or Conway.
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The worst night of the season, usually reserved for Country night (because most contestants are clueless about it), was taken, in force, by Hollywood night! Bummer.
Terrible show with the
Terrible show with the exception of Adam
It was probably hair
It was probably hair extensions. But unlike previous weeks, I thought Lil looked kind of smokin' tonight.
Oh, and Gokey is a delusional, self-righteous, dead-wife-pimping asshole.
was Lil wearing a wig? her
was Lil wearing a wig? her hair bothered the hell out of me.
and Danny was showing a first-class doucheness.
Tarantino was a bit of a
Tarantino was a bit of a disappointment in that he didn't speak out against the horribly generic songs that were allowed to be performed...but then again, he's pimping a movie so I guess he was at FOX's mercy...
and as expected, he had a thing for LIL (QT likes sistas), but I'm disappointed he didn't con her into taking her shoes off (QT has a major foot fetish)...
yeah, dialidol has everyone
yeah, dialidol has everyone listed as 1-7. i guess they'll be 100% right this week
what is dial idol?
what is dial idol?
Holy shit have any of you
Holy shit have any of you looked at Dial idol? Lil is in second place. Hell she's over Adam. She really did not need VFTW. God that's strange.
Holy shit have any of you
Holy shit have any of you looked at Dial idol? Lil is in second place. Hell she's over Adam. She really did not need VFTW. God that's strange.
its funny. Nobody is predicted as safe.
Maybe they're sending everyone home.
Matt Gir-crud was by far the
Matt Gir-crud was by far the worst of the night. Funny that QT finally pointed out that Matt hasn't pronounced a single consonant since getting on AI. He's a mush-mouth of the worst sort. Also, and this may come as a surprise to some AI contestants, the microphone can pick up your singing without you having to bite, kiss or lick it. Monstrously bad.
The LaFawnduh comment was absolutely right! I slap myself upside the head that I didn't make that connection.
Anoop is a bit dry, but he's got a marketable voice. There's lots of room for him out there. Also, the observation that his "vocals are decent" didn't go far enough: he was spot-on perfectly in tune tonight, from beginning to end. But I do want him to jump around. Also, Anoop, your jacket was excessively ugly tonight.
My wife and I couldn't stop laughing at Adam, and not in a "we really like him" way. How can a human make the noises he makes?
Every season the cast seems
Every season the cast seems to be the worst that they've ever had, and I can't believe that any season could get worse. But I am proven wrong as every season does indeed have a shittier cast than the season before. I'm a little scared for what season 9 will look like since this season is a true crapfest.
Lil FTW.
Who cares. Allison sucks
Who cares.
Allison sucks ass and everyone knows it. Plus she looks like a frog (and sounds like one too)
With Matt. Couldn't really pay attention to his. I was too busy staring at his 3rd eye the whole time.
Adam's was.. Interesting.
Lil. Wow.
And once again.. Fuck you Danny Gokey. I cannot stand him. Ugh! Maybe he used his mouth in other ways to be on this show, Danny Chokey. Douche Bag. "I bought a guitar to show people I can be horrible with a guitar." I am going to go the show and just pelt you with tomatoes you cunt.
Thank god I didn't have to hear Kara's dumb ass for every singer. Cunt.
Everyone else.. You bored the shit out of me so I forgot your performance.(Anoop, Chris)
This season is a HUGE dissapointment. No talent at all.
Go Lil! VFTW!
If Adam doesn't win this
If Adam doesn't win this whole thing there gonna have to pay people to attend concerts of the future winner. My body reacted to all the other performances like they were 6 bigass Xanax pills- boring as hell and working to make me pass the fuck out. OMG. At least I remember Lil Round's full name but only cuz it's unique.
Gokey- arrogant as hell, standing there like he's the Messiah or something
Anoop-Only still in cuz there's like a google Indians in this country who r voting for him
Matt- That big thing on his forehead gives me nightmares AND he was offkey
Lil with the window sill(booty)- sang really well...good for her
Allison- Love her voice but forgot what she sang
Who's left? Oh yeah, Kris- did he perform? OMG he's so forgetful, was he even there tonight?
My guess for going home- See ya Kris
I am surprised there was no
I am surprised there was no mention of Ryan? Did anyone else find him even more annoying and off the wall than usual? Maybe Paula decided the get him the hook up on her special "meds." Either way, everything tonight seemed completely ridiculous as if Idol has just given up and resorted to completely winging it.
Hell, Dave, at least Lil had
Hell, Dave, at least Lil had a great look going on tonight. Did my worster best to help her out since she had sense to rally to the call and talk some shit back to the panel.
What a lame season; now only 2 judge critiques per performance. Thank Jestro we at least have Adam. Someone please fire DioTardi. asap.
So Danny didn't listen to
So Danny didn't listen to the advice again (I missed his bit...)? I am in awe of his doucheness. And when I say 'awe' I mean 'hate'.
Don't you think Lil looked
Don't you think Lil looked like La Fawnduh from Napolean Dynamite tonight?? She even sang the song that came out on Napolean Dynamite... must be her favorite movie. lol
I won't care too much if
I won't care too much if Zithead goes.
But if Monkey Boy was eliminated instead, a Flamebert/Hokey Gokey finale will be much more likely (AI8 minus Kris minus Allison equals that conclusion being inevitable). However, he's lost all respect I had for him 5 weeks ago by removing his personality, so I'd like that instead of ranting.
The producers are not ready for Lil to go, but Simon won't want to save her.
Allison can still be in the bottom 3 if she's forgettable. America would just get it wrong.
Anoop may go home, as he survived by 30000 votes on a decent performance last week.
Adam and Danny are very safe.
Deb, Sean... I'm worried
Deb, Sean...
I'm worried about Dave. I think the show has finally broken his mind. He actually wrote "Matt (Giraud) seems like an OK guy". Not only is this sudden bit of charitability oddly out of character in an Invasion of the Body Snatchers kind of way, it's totally freaking loopy. Well yeah, Giraud may seem 'OK' when he's standing next to Ghokey... and you're drunk enough. But the shlub is a Ghokey wanna be. He's smug, and thinks way too highly of himself, as his "I'm a cool sexy slice of orgasmic melisma" self-presentation testifies. What's worse, is that he's a flippin' hypocrite cause he's yet another born again Christian. Even Ghokey doesn't whore out his Family Values by trying to act seductive. Hmm, would Ghokey trying to be seductive be just nauseating or funny? Well hopefully we'll never know, and hopefully Matt will go home tomorrow, so we won't have to put up with his obnoxious blechh Timberfake posing.
So please check up on Dave, and wash out his brain with peroxide or whatever, so that he'll be well enough to drop the appropriate smack on Matt and all other things AI for the radio show tomorrow.
ramdass wrote:Deb, Sean...
Allison was amazing. I was
Allison was amazing. I was there live. She was probably the best one. The television probably made it sound bad but it really wasn't.
Allison has got to start
Allison has got to start using something remotely resembling the English language. She sings like she's just knocked back several shots of JD.
Allison talks like she
Allison talks like she sniffed paint the first 16 years of her life .
I completely agree...I was
I completely agree...I was there too.
I can understand why we were giving her a standing O
Yay Lil talked back, it's a
Yay Lil talked back, it's a small step, but a step forward to truly embracing her VFTW status like Megan did.
Damn funnystone....grab
Damn funnystone....grab yourself a beer..I could have said it better myself..
tonight was a total suckfest and we fuckboobs found our new queen
Lil Rounds: vftw salutes you
I loved your review on allison..not sure wtf the judges saw in tonight's performance..perhaps paula got into the grey goose earily