STP's Canadian Idol Freakshow
CI5 Episode 1: Auditions, Part 1: "Tyler, please suck!!!"
Posted by smarterthanpickler on June 5th, 2007 at 10:59 PM
IT'S BA-ACK!!!
Posted by smarterthanpickler on June 4th, 2007 at 8:14 PM
"...If VFTW created a show, it would be called "Canadian Idol". (Anon?)
Worsters, we're back for Season Five of Canadian Idol, bigger and badder than ever! How did we go eight months without the stylings of Brandon Jones, the gender-mystifying Craig Sharpe or multi-hundred selling artist Eva Avila. Well Worsters, after being bored to death by AI6, the wait is over!
The show that made Eva Avila's dream of selling dozens of CDs come true is back! Our host Ben reminds us that Canadian Idol has brought us VFTW geniuses Billy Klippert, Rex Goudie and Jacob Hoggard. He also informs us that Ryan Malcolm is breaking new musical ground, which must be code for non-existence. KatPee and Eva seem to be following the same musical path as well! This year, along with throwing objects at the contestants, the judges now also have the option of smashing their guitars too.