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Yay for Steve Wozniak!
Vote for VFTW in the March Mayhem e-Tournament!
Shoeboxed is having a March Mayhem e-Tournament where different websites compete for web supremacy. VFTW naturally made it on the list because we are awesome, and currently we're battling Boing Boing (what the hell is that?) to stay in the competition. So head over there and give us some votes (VFTW is the very last item on the right side of the bracket). Then clear your cookies and give us more votes until we're winning. You can vote until the end of the day on 3/27. If there's something Worsters know how to do, it's vote en masse to piss people off. So help us out so we can win and make the other websites cry. Since Idol's not on tonight, here's a way to vote if you're bored. VFTW Victory!
Ex-Idol Producer Promotes His "Superstars of Crap"
Nigel Lythgoe attempts to be funny on Chelesa Lately. He fails. Miserably. By the way, do not watch Superstars of Dance. It's awful. There's crap like this, and the judges praise it anyway. Kind of like American Idol. Trust us, you'll thank us later.
VFTW Presents The 10 Worst Songs of 2008
VFTW Presents the 10 worst songs of 2008. Whether they're awful or so bad they're good, we know bad music, and this stuff stinks! Read on to see what we picked as the cream of the crap.
10. The Jonas Brothers – When You Look Me in the Eyes
Cloris Leachman on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Cloris Leachman Heads Home. What the Fuck?
You know what? We're going to be serious for a moment here. Fuck you, Dancing with the Stars. You entice us in with the glory that is Cloris Leachman. You wave it around, get us excited, then BAM! You take it away. Well fuck you and your show. This is the worst travesty in the history of the world. This is worse than the Holocaust and 9/11 combined. This is terrorism in its purest form, and what goes around comes around, you pen sniffing butt dumplings! The producers of this show need to get laid and get a LIFE!!!!! Like OMG, we cannot believe WTF happened. This show just likes to crush dreams because they are FUCKERS. SEE WHAT YOU DID????? I hope you die ten billion times by drowning in a pool of dog vomite. We have hired the Smith and Smith Law Firm to sue you until you don't have a quarter to call your mom with. THIS SHOW MAKES US WANT TO CUT OURSELVES!!! I bet the show is run by homersexuals who love to watch Brokeback Mountain while drinking spring water. FREAKS!!!! We are so mad at you we would like to strap bricks to your feet and throw you in a river. We will find a way to shut down your show with a virus that kills off everyone! I hate you butt humping rocks for brians jerks FOREVER. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING UGLY DOG FACED ASS FAT ASSES!!! We will start our own show, Dancing With The Other Stars and we will SHUT.YOU.DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneonejuanjuan
Love,
VFTW
P.S. We are no longer watching your show. Susan Lucci is a concubine.
You Still Have 3 Hours to Vote for Clorky!
Voting for Dancing With the Stars has not closed yet. It's open until 12:00 PM Eastern time. So what are you waiting for? If you have a boring day at work or are at home, cast as many more votes for Cloris and Corky as you can! Moxie let us in on a tip that might work as well. If you try a new browser (say going from Internet Explorer to Firefox), your screen names may allow you to cast votes again without having to register new ones. Try it out! And keep going. This may be our last chance to save Clorky, so do what you can until noon Eastern. Keep up the vote and pray for a VFTW miracle.
Fuck the Judges! They're Sandbaging Clorky!
Fuck the Dancing With the Stars judges! They gave Clorky a 15 out of 30 and gave everyone else high scores to try to get rid of them. And it's going to be next to impossible to save them with such a low score. But of course, we're going to try as hard as we can. You HAVE to vote with at least 10 online accounts and every phone possible. Tell all of your friends. This is the toughest week ever.
Dial 1-800-868-3408
And go here to vote online. Remember to create as many accounts as you can, as you don't need a real e-mail address. Just make one up, register, vote, and then register another when you run out of votes!
This is going to be ridiculously difficult, but think of Cloris outlasting anyone and it'll be worth it. "I don't know about hip hop, but these burritos are delicious." People, you can't let her go home! <3
While we don't have an official campaign to vote for him, we do encourage you to vote for Steve Wozniak if you're watching Dancing with the Stars. Many of our message board members have been doing so, and Steve has survived again this week even though he's making a total mockery of the competition! Sweetness. The judges gave him a 4, 3, and 3 to try to get rid of him, but it didn't work. Suck it, judges. We know they'll just give him a 2 next week to put the final nail in his coffin, but try to support Steve if you watch that God awful show. The Worsters who watch will keep on votin'!