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Spencer and Heidi Already Making "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" Awesome
"I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" Premieres Tonight, Heidi and Spencer Already Tried to Quit
We're kind of excited for the premiere of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" tonight. It's going to be on at 8/7 central on NBC. Of course, the show seems to run like every day, so we'll see if it keeps our interest. But if we like it, we'll start voting for the worst as always.
The cast is amazing, with VFTW favorite Sanjaya Malakar, always entertaining diva Janice Dickinson, foul mouted Patti Blagojevich, and spoiled brats Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from "The Hills". It's like a train wreck purposely cast for VFTW's pleasure. We're not sure yet if we vote for people to stay around or we vote for people to do horrible things. But it's all one in the same.
Buzz surrounding the show says Heidi and Spencer have already tried to quit twice within 2 days and don't even want to be on the show anymore because they're suffering too much. Well, without any other extraordinary events happening, it looks like we may have found our VFTW picks. Spencer and Heidi to stay forever! So tune in tonight and check back in here to see what we do.
Hooray, Overrated Susan Boyle Loses Britain's Got Talent!
Thank God Susan Boyle lost Britain's Got Talent to some crappy dance group that can't hold a candle to Fanny Pak. The old windbag is the most overrated karaoke singer probably ever. Since she didn't win, unless the woman is arrested for crapping on herself in public, please, no one mention her ever again. Especially news outlets. We don't care if she dyes her hair or goes to the grocery store. The woman has gotten way more exposure than she needs. No one cares.
Nigel Lythgoe is Still a Homophobic Jerkoff
Nigel Lyhtgoe continues to be a homophobic asshole even off of American Idol. The former Executive Producer of American Idol and current Executive Producer of So You Think You Can Dance said last year that he hates "effeminate boys that mince around the stage." Then these guys (above) tried out for So You Think You Can Dance and he slammed them for possibly alienating the show's audience. Nigel then tweeted, "I am very sad the word ‘homophobe’ is being used. That is someone who hates homosexuals. I dislike effeminate dancing! Wake up and listen! I believe overtly effeminate dancing destroys the opportunity for many male dancers to be supported. Being gay doesn’t mean effeminate." What a moron. Is it any coincidence tha once Nigel left Idol, we then finally had a gay contestant do well on the show without being mocked? Homophobic Nigel just continues to put his foot in his mouth. (News via MJ's Big Blog, we sure won't watch So You Think You Can Dance)
Seriously, People. No One Cares About Susan Boyle
A word to the wise. Please stop sending VFTW that fucking stupid YouTube clip of Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent. No one cares. After receiving this movie in our e-mail about 10 times a day, something had to be said. Just because the woman is ugly, it doesn't mean that the clip is even remotely interesting. #1: The woman is not that good of a singer. She's a good singer. Nothing amazing. People just think she's amazing because she's butt ugly. #2- The British judges fall over themselves in a ploy to look like the whole thing wasn't staged and planned. It's bad acting. #3- We don't care if she's on Oprah or has a makeover or has been kissed or whatever. Again, the woman is a gimmick to sell a crappy TV show owned by Simon Cowell. #4- The "I'm so ugly yet I can sing" thing was done to death in season 2 of American Idol. If you want to buy music from an unattractive older woman who has a decent Broadway voice, go buy Clay Aiken's newest album.
Again, Susan Boyle is not interesting. She is just a plant on a stupid British television show. And she's getting more press than that Octomom. Why? Because she's hideous looking. If you want to see someone really scary, just go to the Idol tour and check out any random Adam Lambert frau in the audience.
David Alan Grier is Pissed About Being Kicked Off Dancing With the Stars
We never thought the DWTS producers would treat their cast as poorly as the Idol producers treat their cast, but David Alan Grier has some choice words for the show. Listen up, kiddies, reality TV ain't real. Via Rickey.org.
Vote for VFTW in the Sweet 16 of the Shoeboxed E-Tournament
Shoeboxed.com is having a March Mayhem e-Tournament where different websites compete for web supremacy. We easily made it from 64 to 32. Now we're in the sweet 16 where it might start to get harder. It's time to make sure VFTW gets more votes than Problogger, whatever that is. Voting for Round 3 has started so head over there and vote for us (VFTW is the very last item on the right side of the bracket). We're not sure how long the voting will be up, since the site doesn't seem to stay consistent and actually close the polls on time, so vote as much as you can as soon as you can to discourage anyone from even trying to give Problogger a comeback. Then we can make it into the top 8. Help us out so we can win and make the other websites cry!
Vote For VFTW In The March Mayhem e-Tournament!
Shoeboxed.com is having a March Mayhem e-Tournament where different websites compete for web supremacy. We whipped some site called Boing Boing or something last round, and now it's time to teach ArsTechnica, whatever the hell that is, how awesome and powerful we are. Voting for Round 2 has started so head over there and vote for us (VFTW is the very last item on the right side of the bracket). Then clear your cookies and give us more votes until we're winning. We have only one day so go now because if there's something Worsters know how to do, it's vote en masse to piss people off. So help us out so we can win and make the other websites cry!
When Janice Dickinson met Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on the plane to Costa Rica, the 3 may have formed an Unholy Alliance for I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. We hope so! Also more on Heidi and Spencer wanting to quit... one of the VPs at NBC had to fly to Costa Rica to convince the crappy couple to stay in the competition. Heidi then bitched that there were no real celebrities in the cast and, "you could've at least gotten Kevin Federline." This is comedy gold already. Tune in tonight, 8/7 central on NBC.